Drunk / High Thread

[Bronchitis that Lingers]

I've never had the opportunity to really prepare cannabis in any way, so I've always just shoved it in my mouth. Tastes awful, like fricking green bean jerky or something. Any way, I got to smoke for the first time a few minutes ago. My lungs are killing me... Also, when a couple of you guys say you smoke weed because it hits you faster than consuming it, I figured you meant it would hit you right as you breath it in. I guess that's not the case? The high is only slowly creeping up on me.

Could be a creeper strain.
If you have a slow cooker, try cooking ground weed in butter and making brownies with it. It will taste way better than the shoving it in your mouth method.

 

[Rat Speaker]

There's this shit called Gran Legacy. They make things like generic vodka and rum. Their rum is so awful that even mixing it with coke barely takes the edge off, and their vodka is literally impossible to consume. It's basically the bottom of the barrel sold at Wal-Marts and CVS type places that sell liquor.

Sounds like Barton USA vodka, it is basically brake cleaner.

 

[AnimuGinger]

I made a martini. With Gin. Why do people drink these?

 

[*Asterisk*]

I started smoking pipe tobacco out of a cob this year. I know I'm probably the only man under 50 who does, but it's the best. It's cheap as hell, stimulating, doesn't require inhaling into the lungs, and I'm blowing smoke rings a hobbit would applaud. Plus, a cob pipe works like a charm if you want to smoke something other than tobacco.

Just be sure to buy Missouri Meerschaum, and some cleaners. A knockoff cob isn't worth the shit the Chinese sailor took on the trip across the Pacific to bring it there.

 

[Have a Pepsi]

What the fuck?

Don't tell me you've never heard of eating pot.

 

[Have a Pepsi]

Could be a creeper strain.
If you have a slow cooker, try cooking ground weed in butter and making brownies with it. It will taste way better than the shoving it in your mouth method.

*sorry for the double post*
That's the thing; I live with my parents and younger siblings. If someone doesn't catch me baking pot brownies, I'd still run the risk of my siblings getting into them, and they're just children.

 

[Bronchitis that Lingers]

*sorry for the double post*
That's the thing; I live with my parents and younger siblings. If someone doesn't catch me baking pot brownies, I'd still run the risk of my siblings getting into them, and they're just children.

Ah ok, that makes sense then. Not worth the risk by a long shot.

 

[Bronchitis that Lingers]

I started smoking pipe tobacco out of a cob this year. I know I'm probably the only man under 50 who does, but it's the best. It's cheap as hell, stimulating, doesn't require inhaling into the lungs, and I'm blowing smoke rings a hobbit would applaud. Plus, a cob pipe works like a charm if you want to smoke something other than tobacco.

Just be sure to buy Missouri Meerschaum, and some cleaners. A knockoff cob isn't worth the shit the Chinese sailor took on the trip across the Pacific to bring it there.

Now I'm the one with a double post.
I tried smoking out of a pipe when I was in my hookah stage quite a bit back (teehee tobacco in all sorts of forms I just turned 18 teehee), it was rather enjoyable.
Smoke rings were pretty much the only reason I was into hookah. I tried it it again two years ago and gave me a gnarly headache (which I've heard is pretty common after a while). Pipe might be fun to use again, but cigars are where it's at.

 

[Bronchitis that Lingers]

Those feels when you're still drunk after being bailed out for allegedly drunkenly smashing your car into your neighbor's RV.

Hope you're ok dude
don't let the man get you down

 

[AnimuGinger]

I'm making mint simple syrup for whiskey sours and mojitos.

edit: I made said whiskey sour and it is delicious.

 

[Bronchitis that Lingers]

GUESS WHO'S FUCKING SMASHED
surprise it's me because i drank a 1.5 l of skol
back in my day i used to drink this at 7,000 feet
now i'm at 900 and plastered
what is my life

 

[Mrs Paul]

Moscato...boxed. Oh yeah. Cuz I'm classy like that.

 

[Dalish]

we have introduced a new member to our family. her name is shadowcat

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[Marvin]

we have introduced a new member to our family. her name is shadowcat

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you fuckers

I'm stuck here, at home, with my old maker's mark:

Spoiler: maker's mark whiskey

by the way

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i'm high as shit

 

[AnimuGinger]

Cheap Canadian whiskey made me feel like shit at 5am last night. So tonight I stuck with a Midori sour.

Green drinks disturb me, but it had alcohol without tasting like alcohol!

 

[*Asterisk*]

I found an absolutely wonderful tap beer this afternoon. It's called the Velvet Hammer, and is 9% ABV.

It tastes like my hopes and dreams. I wish I had a liquor license so I could buy this by the keg.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Starting off Daddy Rape day right. I'm going to try to do a shot for every bullshit thing ADF claims to be.

 

[*Asterisk*]

Starting off Daddy Rape day right. I'm going to try to do a shot for every bullshit thing ADF claims to be.

Just what he claims today, I assume?

If you play this game without the right qualifiers, you're libel to wind up with Billie Holiday's liver.

 

[dabluearmedbandit]

My dude bailed on me last night, and he better get here before the fireworks start or I'm gonna crash into slumber.

 

[TheProdigalStunna]

In honor of freedom day I decided to take part in the soon-to-be-legal national pastime by smoking about 4 bowls. That plus some gin equals a very, very, very high me.