Drunk / High Thread

LMFAOForgotPw said:
Drunk and jamming to Mexican music I can’t understand it’s good drunk music. Also they don’t care about weed on planes. Just put it in a CBD bag.
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Too late. I'm sure I could score some dank where I'm at if I really wanted though. I'd just prefer to not risk getting in any trouble on my vacation so I stocked up on booze from Costco when I arrived.

Right now I'm mildly buzzed off a couple glasses of a Portuguese red blend. Very sweet stuff (although that may just me being in a good mood where everything tastes sweeter).
 
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I've been drinking like a fish on my vacation.

Went on a luxury catamaran cruise in the morning yesterday where I pounded three lagers and two pina coladas before noon (well, more like one and a half, seeing as I spilled one before I could drink it all). For dinner, I went to a local brewery where I downed a porter and an IPA along with the pizza I ordered.

I do really wish I had some weed though. I much prefer being high to being drunk.
 
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I have plants that are ready and I also bought 24 of those disposable vape carts because that’s the most I was able to get at once and just stock up. I never realized how good those peanut butter filled pretzels are
 
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I was told to post here. @Oban Lazcano Kamz

You know... I'm the only child my parents have left and all four of my siblings died at the age of 29. And fuck me, I'm 29. And my youngest nephew that lives with his dad out in Ohio just got a computer this past Christmas. It is pretty nice!! He has a better video card than me what the fuck?? He's quickly becoming a member of the PC master race. So I sent him some suggestions for good PC games. A top 20 as it were, though there are so many more I would suggest but fuck it the list is so short and the kid needs some barriers. Right?? He can figure out the rest, he's smart. And I'll be dead soon so it will not matter. Plus these young kids can't seem to handle "old games" without some prep so maybe I'm just setting him on a path of extreme autistm. Which is to say that I am. Enjoy:


They are in alphabetical order and he doesn't really like boring strategy games so I did my best to work around his bad taste fuck off and fuck me please.
  • Batman: Arkham Asylum
  • Batman: Arkham City (yeah two for one but both games are different enough and also pretty good so FUCK YOU)
  • Company of Heroes (with DLC)
  • Crysis
  • Deus Ex: Human Revolution
  • The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
  • Fallout: New Vegas
  • Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (all the kids play GTAV now, surely he'll notice it's the same game)
  • Portal + Portal 2 (short games whatever FUCK YOU)
  • XCOM: Enemy Unknown/Enemy Within
And then I thought: well, he'll have fun with those and I made that list toward what his likes and dislikes are. But here are some real good ones for you. Another ten:
  • Alpha Protocol (Prove me wrong niggers NO REALLY PROVE ME WRONG YOU CANNOT)
  • Beyond Good & Evil (Yade)
  • Deus Ex
  • The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
  • Half-Life 2 (knowing that he has played Black Mesa, which is in fact a worthy substitution for Half-Life 1 so okay)
  • Hitman: Blood Money
  • IL-2 Sturmovik: 1946 (prove your fag level to me; play this gem)
  • The Last Remnant
  • Psychonauts
  • S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl (FUCK YOU!)
And of course the EXTRA BONUS ROUND!!!
  • No One Lives Forever
So that's the list. If I die, I feel like I left him a decent list to get him addicted to a bunch of autistic games and genres such that he kills himself in 20 to 30 years. And otherwise he'll have a lot of fun. Just like the rest of us.
 
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Do any of you squares know where I can get a joint around here?

 
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Last time I got drunk I posted in the “How are you doing?” thread with questionable results.
For some reason, when I get really drunk, I get a kick out of informing people that I am currently drunk.

As an aside, the more I watch That 70’s Show, the more I realize that my dad is just Red Foreman with hair (and probably a little more libertarian)
 
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I know I over did it lol but it's ok. Right now I'm just reading threads. They're a lot better to read they're so fucking jnterestingI was trying to draw on my iPad too and my pen was out of battery and I kind of drew something with my finger but I bet it's awful lol I feel bad I want to be creative like this but I'm just stuck here ahh well. I can draw tomorrow so now I'll be ok. I kind of want a werther's original but I have fuck all that is similar. I like those little caramel shells. They're like cough drops but they don't taste like bengay. That would probably be good right now but I also have some water here. Remember to stay hydrated its true
 
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Certified alcoholic since March 2020. Lock downs and unemployment did a number on my clean streak. :I

Gotta say the best drunk is Cider & Spiked cherries from my experience. The hang over is minimal the next day and the cherries make for a nice snack/booster. Only better drunk snack would be marinated mushrooms. (my humble opinion)

Currently coolin' to some early 2000s prog metal (bonus points for guessing the right band, like it's any mystery lol)

Cozy af. Just copped a clearance electric fire mantel and color change LEDs for mood visuals. I'm reaching levels of comfy isolation not feels before.

Hope y'all is comfy as I feel.
 
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I love the idea of some advanced civilization discovering this website thousands of years from now. Technology would almost definitely be too different for that to be a possibility but the idea of someone in 5328 looking through threads of people in 2021 autistically documenting the lives of lolcows and having surprisingly insightful discussions in the process with shit like skincare and inebriation threads on the same site tickles me greatly. I wonder if they would find any of my favorite cows entertaining. Imagine finding an archive containing every detail about an ancient lolcow. The Roman Empire equivalent of Chris Chan, Lucas Werner or the tranch and you are the only living person aware of them. Imagine being able to know in precise, intimate detail what the daily life of someone who lived that long ago was like. Imagine viewing ancient memes. History would be so much more interesting if the internet had existed since the bronze age.
 
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Drunk 2 n a half bottles of buckfast yesterday, bought 4 red stripe from corner shop today to try to straighten myself out. Might go for more after if I start getting jolly. Feel ill as fuck currently but beers seem to be helping.
 
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