Drunk / High Thread

Smith Banquod said:
If our eyes allow our brain to record visual information, doesn't that mean everyone is essentially a walking meat camera?
Just need a USB or microSD card slot on the head, could save so much on not having to buy fuckshitcock expensive equipment.
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Yeah but ironically your eyes and brain kinda make for a shitty camera in the sense that everything is distorted through the percept of your brain's spacial awareness
 
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Hermann the German said:
Yeah but ironically your eyes and brain kinda make for a shitty camera in the sense that everything is distorted through the percept of your brain's spacial awareness
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Nothing that can't be fixed with some DIY $5 Chinese brain chip from the year 21XX, am not gonna pay quad sum for surgery nigga am poor af.
I mean, people be injecting those fucken RFID tags into their hands because of convenience or whatever. The far-off future could be kinda spooky or based depending on how ya look at it.
 
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Hermann the German said:
Yeah, for anyone braindead enough to willingly get implanted with a fucking RFID chip
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Yup. Those rich retards and cunty corporations and gunty governments would love nothing more for the population, than to; Get chipped, take da vaccine, question nothing never think, eat da bugs, and consooome.
It's all so tiresome.
 
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I’ve been getting high where I can recently to block out the looming feeling of despair over finances and whether or not my car accident months ago will cause my injuries from it to keep me from being able to buy groceries for another month. 💔

on the bright side fighting games are easier that way lol
 
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I've been watching the original Creepshow, nice beer buzz going on. Laughed when Stephen King's character brought his find to the "Dept. of Meteors," then the sound of my laughter reverberating in an empty space made me sad. I'm gonna go lie down.
 
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I do not use any psychoactive mind-altering substances anymore and have not in a long time. I just confine myself to modafinil and caffeine. If anyone is not familiar with modafinil, it is like clean caffeine that lasts 8-12 hours with no jitters.
Modafinil is a unique stimulant without psychoactive effects that only causes wakefulness with little to no abuse potential. It does not make one euphoric or cracked out like classical stimulants and works completely differently than amphetamine or phenidates.
I usually cycle on a off modafinil and take 100mg-200mg a few times a week. As an added benefit it drastically improves athletic performance and makes exercise effortless, as such it is banned by WADA.
Anyway, 150mg modafinil and 2 cups of coffee here.
 
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Everyone that I ask, if they had to choose between becoming blind or deaf, always pick deaf. Guess cause am a musician that I'd rather be blind than deaf, but the stats show a 100% for being deaf.
As I see it, you can describe a visual by voice but won't be able to describe a sound/song with words, in the same way.

And whoever keeps mass stabbing the KF server, I hope a ghost opens your refrigerator door and ruins everything inside of it.

Cheers! :drink:
 
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A week ago I woke up to news my cousin was stabbed to death on family property. His wife sent to hospital. You never want to walk into what used to be your grandmother's house and see blood coating the walls. And the worst part about it is that we all have an idea what happened but can't say anything. My liver's gonna hate me after this.
 
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Oh man. I had a bunch of shit I needed to get done by Sunday (midnight) but since the liquor stores are closed on Sundays where I live I figured I'd buy some booze just so I wouldn't get cucked by the nanny state.

Well, I didn't do anything today (Saturday) but I still decided to have a sip after refreshing the page of memes for about 10 hours. That wouldn't be a problem in itself, had I not just cracked opened the second bottle after the first one running dry. Here's hoping I'll manage to summon up the energy to wake up early enough tomorrow to do 6-8 hours of concentrated work before midnight and clear everything neatly up. Quality of work not suffering, of course. I don't turn in half-assed assignments, that's just my autism.
 
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Nothing quite beats driving around town with a bunch of mates, getting absolutely hammered while shouting "NIGGER" at random passerbys and nearly getting into car crashes.
 
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