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Doubleposting without shame to celebrate the musical arts

I begged on stream today
To buy a Hogan pull
Focus on the jpegs
Kat is fucking the bull

The cucking tears a hole
That too familiar thing
Try to ignore it with gin
But I remember everything

What have I become
Jerked off on stream
Everyone I know
Hates me for a troll meme

And you could have it all
My channel of dirt
Panda broke me down
Rambo made me hurt

I wear this Nazi hat
As I spin in my chair
In a breaking Snort Fort
I choose to not repair

Beneath the stains of time
The feelings disappear
Pandalee's somewhere else
I am still right here

What have I become
Jerked off on stream
Everyone I know
Hates me for a troll meme

And you could have it all
My channel of dirt
Panda broke me down
Rambo made me hurt

If I could start again
A million miles away
I would dump that bitch
I'd admit I'm gay

Edit to add:

I'm angry
I've had enough of this Derich
He's a fucking porn-addicted pest who just watches free trailer of e-whores getting railed and then bugs them on Twitter
What more do you need to know about Derich Ip
He literally plays golf using his socks
He watches TSM
And he runs around tweeting "MASSIVE SHOUTOUT to my favourite pornstars!"
I have him on video

Derich is into creepy weird sick stuff man
He tweeted at a whore saying he liked her scene even though he knew she was dead (what the fuck?)
He's e-friends too with a gorilla
The gorilla's name is Jackie
I'm told him and Jackie Jones both stink
Derich Ip and Jackie both smell of coomstains

Literal porn addled coom brained Canadians
Permanently have their hands in their pants
My spirit gets close to that pornbrain and I feel it go
AH! AAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

We're such self centered crap we don't even notice Derich cooming to minor kids
Derich has a thing for minors
The very worst sin and I'm so pissed

He's gonna coom to ethots at the mall
AH! AAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
He's gonna coom to chicks and doods
(OOOOOOOH!)
He's gonna coom to little kids
And then DSP is gonna say
Stop picking on Derich
Oh he's so good
Oh he's so sweet
 
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I've written another meme song parody. Enjoy!

As an aside - deep down I wonder if Marty Robbins would be supportive of the message or just confused by the sheer autism

You came down to Youtube.com last summer
To tell the folks "I need to pay my bills"
But all you've shown the folks around here is begging
And you've only brought upon them many ills
Your concern is only to pay Scopely
And I'll say again, though it's been often said
Your concern is just to defraud retards, my friend
And your e-begging has got me seeing red

Now, ain't I right (Ain't he right?)
(Ain't he right?)

It matters not to you how people suffer
And should they, you'd consider that a gain
You do a lot of trouble on Youtube and then you leave
That's part of your Pigroach 'tistic game
I detect a little Pigroach 'tism
I can see it in the things you do
Shameless begging, Pigroach 'tism, call it what you like
There's very little difference in the two

Now, ain't I right (Ain't he right?)
(Ain't he right?)

Your followers sometimes have been a wheelchaired, dented bunch
There's even been a coffee cuck or two
A widower, Timbo, and a pedophilic chink
Have listened and been taken in by you
Ah, there's plenty of two-faced DSP weens
Who encourage you with words that go like this
Give a troll tip if you like, because it makes Phil reeee
That's a get acquainted Pigroach 'tism kiss

Now, ain't I right (Ain't he right?)
(Ain't he right?)

Once DSP said it would be nice to send Doordash
For Kat said "Now I'm hungry fam"
That's what he says, here's what I say
You don't need the food
Your wife's a motherfucking deathfat man
Let's rid the Internet of the enablers
Who back Phil whenever that faggot bleats
Supporting his Champions habit, my friend
This kind of whaling makes our country weak

Now, ain't I right (Ain't he right?)
(Ain't he right?)

Let's look and find the strong and able leaders
It's time we found just how our neighbors stand
If we're to win this war with Pigroach 'Tism
Make memes of Phil caught with his dick in hand!
Let's rise as one and meet our obligations
So that DSP simps will never trod
Across the Farms of kiwi that were given to us
With the blessing of Null our Dear Feeder God

Across the Farms of freedom that were given to us
With the blessing of Null our Dear Feeder God
 
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I made this for the Kiwi Coloring Corner, and since it's DSP related, I might as well post here as well:

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Title: "Tipjar Of Greed".

Description: this forbidden artifact awakens a great desire to obsess over someone and give them goods, in order to gain attention of some sort. Originally fabricated in the Vortex by an unknown magician, it made its way onto DarksydePhil's hands, who now uses it to reach the daily goals.
 
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