DSP Reacts

[Bloitzhole]

There's no one who is a rational thinking human, who's on the site. Everyone on there is twisted and broken.

I guess DSP enjoys the Q&A board.

 

[Eggward biscuitbottom]

Lol at Phil saying "THERE ISN'T ANYONE RATIONAL ON KIWI FARMS". Yeah faggot when one of your dents in the chat says "he is just me fr" you go into an unhinged rant telling them to give you their mailing address so you can send them a spoon to eat shit out of your ass but it's those gosh darn Kiwi Farmers who aren't rational.

I've met a few farmers irl imma be real Phil is 100% right based DSP

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

I find this hilarious, because he accused Keemstar of being someone who makes money off of other people's drama and suffering on the Side Scrollers Podcast. And yet he devoted a stream on shitting on ProJared and is reacting to Nick's retardation. So anything from this point should be free game, because if he can get away with it, other people should to.

 

[The Tall Man]

DSP is dropping some hard-hitting facts.
I have never heard a truth as powerful as what Phil said at the 7:20 mark.

Spoiler: Truth

I mean, dude. First of all, why is he talking to someone on Kiwi Farms?
He's having a personal relationship with people who are on Kiwi Farms?
You've already failed.

 

[Rotollo 2]

the null going from "dsp isn't funny" to full on detractor arc is funny as fuck

 

[Bookwork]

He's having a personal relationship with people who are on Kiwi Farms?

Where else can you get speshul instructions from the inventor of Balldo?

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

How many shower calls will DSP receive?

 

[Shockfield]

God Phil is so insufferable to listen to, I have no idea how people even hatewatch him.

Listening to phil genuinely makes my brain shrivel up. This guy repeats the same thing over and over, bitches and complains about things he does or the most menial events. His life is the most boring thing, if it was a book it'd be 1 page long. Nevermind hatewatching - who the hell even watches him genuinely? People uploading clips of him/people discussing what he said get 10x more viewers than his own videos.

Why doesn't he move on? He's failed, he rants about "meaningful cahntent" yet does nothing useful to contribute to anything, not even his marriage.

 

[TheGrandDragonJesus]

How is DSP this aware?

 

[The Pulverizer]

He just does it on his "pahdcast" 6 days per week that only the insane are bored enough to listen to.

How would you know? Unless if you actually listen to that slop...

 

[Rotollo 2]

I guess DSP enjoys the Q&A board.

DSP was one of Catler’s top guys

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

Desperately hoping they get into a stupid fight over this, it would be unfathomably funny and could be the tipping point to push Rekieta into ralph-style hollering.

Rackets has always hated being mogged on by anyone, especially people he thinks are "lower than him."

 

[Shinkai]

Listen dood if people are going to be tahkzic then maybe you should go be quiet with a ban because we don't need this kind of negativity, all right? We're trying to just enjoy chill streams, and maybe if you could donate or tip, that would be much appreciated. All right? Sound good? Sounds good.

Again that's Tips, gifted memberships or superchats they really help with my business. Tips are the luquidity of DSP gaming!

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

Wow man, you can just feel the DSPoison seeping through the screen.

Retarded pigroach waited for years until he could deconstruct Balldo's entire life right before his eyes, and let's be real here, he DID. He's 100% correct in his bite even when he's saying it for the wrong reasons.

If you douch da poopoo (KF users), you're fucked. People like Pipkin Pippa and Jim are probably browsing this thread right now, and having a laugh at this bullshit. Do they ever call on random users so that they can douch da poopoo? No. Because that'd be fucking retarded. He lacked a shitton of context, but indeed you do not know who the fuck is on the other side of the screen, and what gayops they're planning.

If you regularly drink during your streams you're retarded, and Phil even swallowed his pride and cited personal anecdotes just so he could deliver that sting. Festive is indeed fine, regularly is not. Phil did it just so he could implicitly call Rackets an alcoholic mess, and look like a vastly bigger man.

He also called him a shyster and an unprofessional NPL. Both are 100% true. Again, looking a whole damn lot better than Hot Tub Hotpants Nick despite being a manchild with a failing career himself.

Lastly, and most important of all, he said words that are anathema to Balldo. He said that he doesn't give a shit. He skimmed through the video, cringed at the bullshit coming out of Balldo's mouth, called him a rambling mongoloid in need of an intervention, and did not even ask for context or clarification. Now, we know that's a lie and he does, in fact, give a shit. But what can Nick say to that? How can he play that off? There's nothing to play off. You're alone, Nick.

Ice cold, DSP. Ice fucking cold. If you were less retarded I'd be scared of you, it's just that Nick is in such shambles that even your retarded ass could sting him good. Maybe you'll outlast another one but directly this time!

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I really am not shocked by this. Reminder Phil silently raged at ProJared for years because he took a shot at him once and then immediately went to dunk on him when he was getting dogpiled during his divorce controversy.

Phil probably held a grudge at Nick over the bankruptcy streams and just sat there waiting for the day he was given a safe opportunity to go after him.

Not big on DSP and his content/detractors but I have to respect the patience that takes that most other internet lolcows usually don't have when it comes to settling scores with their internet blood enemies.

 

[Atlas Sneezed]

So does this mean DSP will end up making a million dollars?

And then proceed to spend it all on wrestling gacha games?

 

[Hrothgar]

And then proceed to spend it all on wrestling gacha games?

If he did, he might finally get above fourth place in something.

 

[The Pulverizer]

At least DSP won't get up in front of the camera and knowingly lie to get superchats

But he does exactly that. DSP will beg for donations saying he needs them to pay his bills and then spend that money on WWE Champions.

 

[LazyLizard]

lol phil's doing react content now? i hope he reacts to This Is How You Don't Play videos.

 

[Shockfield]

lol phil's doing react content now? i hope he reacts to This Is How You Don't Play videos.

I think he did before, but his excuse is always that he's 'changed'. He hasn't, he's still toxic, he's still begging, he's still an alcoholic, he's still addicted to WWE mobile games.