DSP Reacts

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Those of you bowing down in worship of Phil for dogpiling on Rekieta must be the easily impressed kid in the room.

Jumping on the bandwagon of a universally popular position against a universally disliked figure that he feels personally crossed him at their low vulnerable point late to the party long after everybody else has gotten their shots in is not a new thing for him. Nor is it a particularly hard or clever thing to do.
I just think two retards fighting is funny.
 
Imagine being humiliated by DSP. Balldo's only real option at this point is to DFE, sneak off to Zambia, and live his life out as a "native" pig farmer in secret.
 
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I just think two retards fighting is funny.
I don't know where you got the impression of any of them fighting

Shit like this should stop getting featured IMO.

1) it's really not that interesting/influential
2) a bunch of outsiders who know nothing about DSP come here thinking he's some based badass.

It's pretty cringe tbh
 
Shit like this should stop getting featured IMO.

1) it's really not that interesting/influential
2) a bunch of outsiders who know nothing about DSP come here thinking he's some based badass.

It's pretty cringe tbh
IMO, it's fine as a separate thread. It doesn't look like it cluttered up the main thread at all. People got to laugh at a cow, even if it's a different cow than we usually laugh at. It's not like it's a win for Phil that someone is more pathetic than him, I don't think anyone is walking away from this thinking "Man, that DSP really has his life in order and is a high-quality content producer" It's more "Lol, even the gacha addict that's only known for jerking off on camera can dunk on this failed lawyer."
 
This video he's reacting to is Rekieta's blackout drunk stream where he tried to epicly own the Kiwi Farms by detailing the crisis that a forum user went through and embarrassingly decided to tell Rekieta, hinting that he was going to dox him if he didn't stop making fun of him on the Kiwi Farms.

DSP was very bitter over the bankruptcy coverage, which he sees as Rekieta making a spectacle out of his personal finances, and says as much in this clip. DSP coming down on Rekieta years later is extremely petty and funny to me.
I think it’s fine for DSP to make the case that a-logging is sometimes a sadistic past-time. And Rekeita is a great person to use because he’s a humorless moron who can’t stand being made of (thus this own a-logging isn’t about humor or free expression).
 
I haven't seen DSP in like 2+ years. His body looks even more spindly, malnourished, and bug-like than I remember. He has the same physique as that Semitic thing that was Anakin Skywalker's slave owner in Star Wars.
I was going to say something similar about Rekieta. I haven't seen him in a long time. Holy shit he looks bad... His face is so gaunt, and he looks almost jaundiced.
 
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Dude, all of this is projection, DSP literally does every single thing here, he is even worse than Rekieta, hard to believe maybe, but dude is like an drunken alien. He even stays up til 3 or 4 am trolling on twitter and reads KF to seethe and cope all the time.

There's this funny thing he does when it comes to drama where he always tries to do the cringe "I don't know who this guy is" then he talks about the lore of that person going back years for 20 minutes before he gets to the point.

He has beef with Rekieta cause Rekieta covered his bankruptcy 4 years ago, even though Rekieta even said DSP was likely to win the case at the time.
Late but while DSP has said some really awful shit over the years, has said he like movies with actually underage actresses played underage characters being fucked by adult mens? Because Nick has done that, multiple times and that's just the tip of the iceberg of nasty and/or outright vile stuff Nick has said openly on stream.
Not trying to defend DSP but i think some people might not know just how much really fucked up stuff Rekieta has said since he has fell from his height
 
Late but while DSP has some really awful shit over the years, has said he like movies with actually underage actresses played underage characters being fucked by adult mens? Because Nick has done that, multiple times and that's just the tip of the iceberg of nasty and/or outright vile stuff Nick has said openly on stream.
Not trying to defend DSP but i think some people might not know just how mucjhreally fucked up stuff Rekieta has said
That's what riles Rekieta a-logs up? Sounds gay. You'll fit right in with the people who get really mad over DSP saying something racist.
 
Late but while DSP has said some really awful shit over the years, has said he like movies with actually underage actresses played underage characters being fucked by adult mens? Because Nick has done that, multiple times and that's just the tip of the iceberg of nasty and/or outright vile stuff Nick has said openly on stream.
Not trying to defend DSP but i think some people might not know just how much really fucked up stuff Rekieta has said since he has fell from his height
Phil has defended Cuties. Tho to be fair to the piggy he did it because he's a needless contrarian. Or maybe he was defending Derich.
 
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I was going to say something similar about Rekieta. I haven't seen him in a long time. Holy shit he looks bad... His face is so gaunt, and he looks almost jaundiced.
Same. I saw him briefly like 3 years ago over something. He wasnt very interesting so i moved on, but he seemed like a perfectly normal person then. I am thinking of giving up alcohol now completely. Holy shit.
 
I find this hilarious, because he accused Keemstar of being someone who makes money off of other people's drama and suffering on the Side Scrollers Podcast. And yet he devoted a stream on shitting on ProJared and is reacting to Nick's retardation. So anything from this point should be free game, because if he can get away with it, other people should to.
It's different though because the stuff he reACKts to is factual based documentaries, not detractor nonsense.

Yes, this is his actual justification when shitting on literally anyone he has an ancient grudge with. If the Cannon brothers get accused of being rapists he will profit off that as well.
 
When DSP is the voice of reason, it's time for a lifestyle change.
Phil is never the voice of reason. Phil's W's are the equivalent of that fat retard who got held back a couple of grades being the first one to shout out that someone farted. And everyone laughs and laughs and he thinks he told the best joke ever. And then he tries to bring it up to make everyone laugh again. And someone else reminds him that he shit his pants last week.

Thats Phil in a nutshell. Getting laughs for something some one else did, and is in no position to be laughing at anyone.
 
Phil is never the voice of reason. Phil's W's are the equivalent of that fat retard who got held back a couple of grades being the first one to shout out that someone farted. And everyone laughs and laughs and he thinks he told the best joke ever. And then he tries to bring it up to make everyone laugh again. And someone else reminds him that he shit his pants last week.

Thats Phil in a nutshell. Getting laughs for something some one else did, and is in no position to be laughing at anyone.
Or in other words he was like George in that Seinfeld where said that's gotta hurt in a move theater once to laughter amd tried it again and both failing and invalidating the first time.
 
God Phil is so insufferable to listen to, I have no idea how people even hatewatch him.
I sat through 2 hours of Phil Q&A last night while playing fallout 3 and it was terrible. His CONSTANT "Right?" "Correct?" "Okay?" drives me fucking insane. No clue how the restreamers listen to him for hours on end multiple days a week. I legitimately felt like I was losing brain cells listening to him.
 
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