DSP Show - Former Cast Member Speculation - Are Leanna/Rambo/Howard going to come back? Are they going to have a threesome without DSP?

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King of Gout said:
Their relationship was heading for disaster, I am quite sure she couldn't stand all the trolling he was suffering and of course she was a target too. Phil did a lot of wrong things, his first stupid decision was moving to Washington, away from his family and his, back then, friends. Then he proceeded to burn all the bridges. Why couldn't he live with Leanna in his condo? Wouldn't it be simpler? He would be close to his family and friends and I am quite sure a couple could live there, they don't have kids, so it would work well. No, of course Phillip boy had move to the other side of the country, keep the house and the condo, sink in debts and burn all bridges, that's Phil. It was a matter of time for Leanna to get tired and the relationship to be an unhappy one. Plus, Leanna was too young, I am quite sure she expected life with Phil would be an easy one, that his gaming careeer would get better and better and maybe she wouldn't need to work. The only detail is that she forgot this is Phil, a man who takes stupid decisions. Phil had everything to have a career in gaming, if he didn't change the way he did (because it is clear now he doesn't enjoy what he is doing) he would have been one of the greatest youtubers in the gaming area. But no, he decided to piss his fanbase off, he closed himself to constructive criticism, he banned people for no good reason, he destroyed himself basically. Now he lives from past glories, even his humor seems so forced. I actually feel sad, because when I subscribed to his channel in 2008, I actually found him entertaining and funny.
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Their relationship was shit from the start. First of all, Phil "picked" Leanna from several fangirls that were vying for his attention (which is an amazing insight into how popular Phil once was). From the moment Leanna appeared in the Valentine's Day video, it was obvious she was a young, naive, "starstruck" fangirl that was just happy to be with (Darksyde)Phil. Phil used her as a prop to throw in front of the camera to stroke his ego. That's shitty enough, but very easy to walk away from. The relationship became disturbing once he started to fill her head with nonsense about not needing to go to college (only because it didn't work out for him since he didn't get the high paying job he expected), not needing to get a real job, not needing a social life or to be close to your family. Phil wanted her completely dependent on him for everything. It's hard to really blame Leanna for the way she was at times because she was just picking up bad habits from Phil (not that it excuses what she did).
He could have moved in with Leanna in a bigger, cheaper house somewhere close to their families and friends, which would have been reasonable, but he had to move all the way across the country to make Leanna even more dependent on him (and also to avoid paying state income tax). The most glaring evidence for this is Leanna's brother's wedding that Phil didn't want to go (because he had to play Fallout 4) so he forced Leanna not to either; if they lived close by, she could have just driven herself or taken a train or whatever. It wasn't until Phil was having financial problems and he forced her to get a real job that she realized there was more to life than being a babysitter to an emotionally abusive boyfriend. Phil can make the excuse that they didn't see each other as much and that's why the relationship went the way it did, but the fact of the matter is she outgrew Phil's shell and he didn't want to adjust his life to accommodate her. Now, I don't think Leanna cheated, but I wouldn't be completely shocked if she did.
 
The thing that is so fascinating to people about the former guests of the Phil Burnell Show is how he basically views them all as his little collectibles. Its the same way he views his fans. The second they inconvenience him or force him to alter his behavior in any way, they become "haterz". All of a sudden his friends were actually dang dirty trolls, and his daughter is the one who made him fat. Phil attracts autism and repels people who want him to grow up/be a normal healthy adult. Its why he will die alone and unhappy, wishing that Swaggins had given him more bits.
 
Yes, indeed, even in the Valentine's Day video she looked very uncertain and uncomfortable, it was like she was not sure what she was doing, she was quite young, 19 at the time, so she kind of had the teenager mentality.

I don't believe she cheated on him, she even faked an engagement ring at work, probably to repel men that would hit on her. Phil was kind of lucky, because she was maturing with time, if he had treated her right, she would be a good wife, but he was often awkward around her and probably gave her little attention, since he didn't even know what was going on with her twitter, for example.

A man that doesn't pay attention to his girlfriend/fiancée/wife will lose her eventually, like you said, she saw there was more to life than living with a manchild that spent his days sat on the couch whining about views and debts.
 
King of Gout said:
but he was often awkward around her and probably gave her little attention
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They had almost no chemistry together. Every time they interacted, you couldn't help but wonder how and why they're still together. The few times that Leanna would walk in on Phil streaming to talk to him about something, Phil would get defensive and could not take the fucking hint that Leanna wanted to spend some time with him (the Nier stream a perfect example of this). His dumb ass couldn't just end the stream early because he had to squeeze out a few more quarters out of his fans. Money was, and still is, the only priority for him.
 
Phil just saw Leanna (and prolly Kat) as a sort of surrogate mom for his shut-in peter pan-esque lifestyle, where he can just kick back and play vidya while 'mommy" takes care of all the duties around the household.
 
I don't think it will ever happen.... But I really hope panda comes out and drops some darksydeBombs on the nets. She doesn't even have to be too wordy, she could just throw up a couple of behind the scenes pictures and leave it at that. She's likely privy to some really gnarly Phil-lore and could blow the top off his walled garden.
 
For DSP, there is a quote from Bojack Horseman, by Princess Caroline: "You want a mommy you can slide your dick in."

That's what he saw Leanna as. Maybe as a bonus she was a trophy to show around that he is not a video game incel but an adult man with a "full-time girlfriend", but then she became his personal house-maiden he could have had underwear time with. Kat goes through the same.

Leanna does the right thing by not touching the DSP topic with a ten foot pole and just leave Phil alone with his lies. People can make their own mind when they watch his Reemergency vlog when she got to the hospital. Where he did everything a good friend would have done for his girl. Except he didn't. I mean she had her fair share of Phil's downward spiral, but at least she pulled the emergency brake and left him, with him being basically erased from her internet presence. She could destroy him, because nobody knows him better than she does, at least for five years she did and it could give us some insight into the DarkSyde World, but she doesn't, because she doesn't need to. You can look at Phil now, he does the same mistakes in a relationship with Kat, with the first crumbles in his castle.

John and Howard come across as genuinely nice guys (at least John) and I still cannot understand why Phil thought it was a great idea to throw them under the bus. John Rambo was the one good thing about his youtube career in my opinion, and he left him not only for Leanna as a sub-par coop partner, but also for the other side of the States. John and Howard came off as the bigger men in that story, by doing a fair and honest podcast about Phil, and they seem to enjoy streaming and making videos for youtube. Unlike Phil.
 
Leanna spent 5 years in the autism vortex with Phil. Why would she bother going back in, even if it's to shit all over Phil for being an abusive shithead? You never get anywhere fast by getting down in the gutter with Phil, not from Phil, his fans, his detractors, or faggots like us who point and laugh at the whole thing. She's moved on, clearly. Good for her tbh. I'd wager she's a lot happier than Phil is given how Phil is still bitterly taking shots at her all the time even though he "loves" his new "soulmate".
 
Leanna doesn't want exposure, she probably wants to burn that bridge forever, he doesn't want any association with Phil. That hospital situation video was messed up, anyone in their right minds would get pissed about it if they would have their private lives exposed like that on the internet.

As for Kat, I think she is a bit more mature, maybe she was in a bad situation as using Phil until her situation gets better, she doesn't seem to be the type of woman that will swallow everything Phil gives her, she is very different from Leanna, if Phil doesn't take care, he will be in trouble, she seems to be the type of woman that will expose him if he stomps on her feet way too much.

He said we would never see his new girlfriend, that he would keep their lives private, because he knew he exposed Leanna too much and the result was awful. But as per usual, he doesn't follow his own advice and showed Kat's face, made a video where he introduces her, it is very noticeable she is very uncomfortable with that. I give it a few months until she leaves him.
 
King of Gout said:
Leanna doesn't want exposure, she probably wants to burn that bridge forever,
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and as people have said in the past, if she did wanted to tell her story, she's not going to do it with people who are associated with attempts to SWAT Phil/her/her family.

Doesn't matter if SoK or whatever autism is dead, to Leanna/Phil its the same shit.
 
One thing that women are great at is emotionally breaking up with their significant other before the other half even knows there is a problem. :powerlevel: I have seen relationships and been in them before where I have witnessed this first hand. Usually when a guy opts out of giving his girl attention or becomes too comfortable and unwilling to make their partner happy (ie playing vidya on the couch all day and ignoring daily life), women tend to already know that the relationship is in a dead end. They will try to give subtle hints to help their partner improve their standing, but its likely that at this particular point in the death spiral it is all over.

I can not say for sure but I do think it got to this point somewhere along the line between Leanna getting a job and Phil neglecting to go to a wedding over the Fallout 4 release date. There is no way in hell you can explain to normie parents that you and your partner can not go to a family event because of a video game release.

Any parent would be extremely concerned if their young daughter wanted to move with some guy across the country. They must have been a nervous wreck knowing their daughter was being held captive with someone 10 years older than Leanna. Him neglecting to allow her to visit must have caused them to talk some sense into her.

It is only a matter of time until the cycle repeats itself with Kat, the only difference is sadly that I do not think Kat has a strong family to support her. She will land on her feet and dump his ass, if it has not already happened.

tl;dr version
phil is a fat neglectful piece of shit who only draws in damaged young women because of his perceived wealth, and quickly dissolves the relationship after his victims realize what a scumfuck he is
 
CausticMinory said:
Is it possible that even though we don't see it online, Leanna is in fact still mocking him. Like say, she does in fact work close to Kat, and she spills the tea on Phil to Kat. That would cause the Phillsbury Goutboy's fragile ego to be bruised, so he feels the need to bad mouth her in every stream.

I only say Kat since, Phil doesn't interact with anyone that leaves the house besides her in the first place.
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Is this going to end with Kat and Leanna falling in love with each other and leaving Phil to his vidya?
 
Leanna shouldn't talk about Phil ever again for the simple fact that while she may know a lot about him, he knows a lot about her. It's obvious that Leanna still lives rent-free in Phil's head since he takes potshots at her all the time, but I guarantee you she's moved on completely from him. What could she possibly say that we don't already know anyway? Unless she has very damaging information about some fucked up things that Phil is into or has done (Phil stuck the hamsters up his ass every night!), he can retaliate with equally embarrassing information. Additionally, he has a much bigger platform and is a much more vindictive person than she is, so unless she's ready for a total war, it's best not to poke the pigroach. Escaping the pigpen with such haste told her side of the story better than any stupid podcast with a detractor can.
 
Kermit the Frog said:
Their relationship was shit from the start. First of all, Phil "picked" Leanna from several fangirls that were vying for his attention (which is an amazing insight into how popular Phil once was).
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Why would Phil have girls lusting over him? In an age where we have youtubers that are famous only because 12 year old girls want to fuck them (pewds, Markiplier), why Phil?
 
Kermit the Frog said:
They had almost no chemistry together. Every time they interacted, you couldn't help but wonder how and why they're still together. The few times that Leanna would walk in on Phil streaming to talk to him about something, Phil would get defensive and could not take the fucking hint that Leanna wanted to spend some time with him (the Nier stream a perfect example of this). His dumb ass couldn't just end the stream early because he had to squeeze out a few more quarters out of his fans. Money was, and still is, the only priority for him.
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(This turned into a long conversation with myself apologies)

Those times when Leanna popped in were honestly a tony bit heartbreaking to me. She was obviously lonely, and while at times annoying she still should have been given the chance to be part of Phil's YouTube life (since it took up so much of his time.) Even just sitting and playing alongside him, like in the twitch and chill, not saying anything. Ideally she would be allowed to play more co-op with him. Shes into games, and is often more competent then Phil at them. Idk, I guess the problem was the core of their relationship.

I brought him up in another thread in relation to DSP, but I was watching Rudeism's Far Cry 5 play through when at a couple points his cat and, seperately, his girlfriend come in. The cat is gently pushed back and scolded when it gets in the way, petted in a quiet interval, and usually leaves the room of its own accord (or curls up in its bed off to the side*, or is taken out by the girlfriend if necessary.) The girlfriend briefly pops in to ask him things, and he answers normally, both joke. The chat generally is happy to see both. Work life and regular life are easily intertwined and a balance is kept.

Man when I type that all out its such an obvious thing to do, you'd have to be blind not to see it. But Phil does need glasses so...

*when I go down in the basement to play games, the dogs usually follow me down. One lays off to the side on the cool concrete, one goes under the video game table where I have a rug for him (both because he likes being as xlose to me as possible and because it is optimal petting distance.) They hang out with me until I'm done, then follow me back up if they havent fallen asleep. Both rarely make a sound unless they hear a siren or someone pulling into the drive.

My point in all this is that a pet would not disrupt his stream any more then be already does, especially if he does his research and chooses a chiller, more couch potato sort of breed that isn't very clingy or active. Not that I want him to get a pet. Just...musing to myself.
 
Mannlicher said:
Phil just saw Leanna (and prolly Kat) as a sort of surrogate mom for his shut-in peter pan-esque lifestyle, where he can just kick back and play vidya while 'mommy" takes care of all the duties around the household.
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I do believe on some level Phil wants companionship with somebody, and friendship with others. The obstacle that it gets in the way of this is simple: it's always him. There's something in his mind that renders him incapable of maintaining good relationships or obtaining them in the first place.
 
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