DSP vs CWC (Mega $$$ Poll) - A Battle of Financial Exceptionalism

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Who would you rather waste your money on?

  • DSP

    Votes: 19 18.3%

  • CWC

    Votes: 85 81.7%
  • Total voters
    104
Chris makes me laugh more than DSP, so if both of them were mugging me in an ally I'd give Chris my wallet.

DSP is going to miss me anyway, bugged pistol mechanics and all.
 
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The more I think about it the more obvious the similarities between DSP and Chris Chan become:
Both masturbated on camera
Financial incompetence
Social ineptitude
Virgins who had to pay for the attention of women
Ugly and fat to the point of developing man boobs
Live a shelter online existence to protect them from the real world
Delusional (CWCville versus DSP the Italian adonis who doesn't snort and ack 24/7)
Selfish and greedy
Beg strangers on the internet to fund their child like """life"""
Can not deal with criticism
Surround themselves with children's playthings
Trying to fight and failing to beat the damn dirty trolls
Bronies
Hatred for gays
Hatred for blacks

At this point I fully expect when Kat leaves him, Philip will completely go off the rails and mutilate his genitals.
 
I'm afraid I'd have to give the money to DSP. At least he actually has some semblance of a "work ethic", even if it is just putting out piss-poor gameplay footage that's only good for making TIHYDP montages.

Chris, on the other hand, can't even be assed to draw the next Sonichu volume after years of delays and e-begging.

Which one has better value? Donating to the retard that consistently puts out "kahntent" 10-12 hours a day every day, or the retard who does practically nothing at all? Logically, the "kahntent" gives you more "value" for the money you spend.
 
Sanae is a slut said:
I'm afraid I'd have to give the money to DSP. At least he actually has some semblance of a "work ethic", even if it is just putting out piss-poor gameplay footage that's only good for making TIHYDP montages.

Chris, on the other hand, can't even be assed to draw the next Sonichu volume after years of delays and e-begging.

Which one has better value? Donating to the exceptional individual that consistently puts out "kahntent" 10-12 hours a day every day, or the exceptional individual who does practically nothing at all? Logically, the "kahntent" gives you more "value" for the money you spend.
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My votes on CWC. I'd rather give money to someone who does absolutely nothing. Then to give it to someone who does absolutely everything poorly.
 
I would get creative and have them play a 5 game tournament, best of five each game. Winner gets $100.

Ironically if they just did this themselves they would probably get some good donations/cheers whateverthefuck twitchs system is
 
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