DSP's Amazon Wish List - https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3RGWWKZJKJL5A

[Sphadilcastro]

Maintain vagueness, and feign moving to that state and wanting to do the Amazon wishlist thing yourself. If you play it as a "I was thinking of moving here and doing this, but I'm unsure if this causes a problem on my taxes", they may be less hand-wavey. Better for them to nip the problem in the bud than deal with investigating it later on.

Since they gave him a form for reporting suspected tax law violations his original story must have involve suspicion of a third party committing the violations. The form has a description of all applicable violations, and what dsp is doing seems to fall under unreported income.

The only arguement he has against this is that these are gifts, but since everything on the list is, in his own word, going to "defray the cost" of a business expense I dont think the irs would see it that way. For someone who is currently on a payment plan with the irs it's pretty stupid for him ti be attempting something like this just to avoid paying a minor portion of his yearly taxes.

 

[Very Honest Content]

So far I have gotten just one reply, waiting on two more.
I was told to use form 3949-A, Information Referral and send it in with as much information as possible.
Might just have been someone telling me subtly to fuck off because they don't feel like answering questions and dealing with some gamer shit.
Just as clarification, I will not send them anything mainly because I'm not from the US and because I can't be fucked.

Edit: If anything borders gay ops please nuke my post to oblivion.
I'm just seeing where this goes because the question about his big brain idea comes up all too often.

They're telling you to spill the beans or fuck the fuck off, so they think it's a gayop.

Filling one of these as an American taxpayer is not strictly a gayop as if you're really worried about the government not getting their share they are entitled to under current tax laws, it's bordering on patriotic duty but fuck if I'm doing it. Just take up the monthly totals actually adds up, do some quick maths and send it in at the end of the year if you're so worried about starting the fire that brings down Phil Burnell for the 10 trophy points.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

That's to report tax fraud though - that's not your goal, right?

Like I've said I'm not going to do anything that's why I didn't use any of his information besides Renton, WA due to locaton specific laws.
I just wanted to know if what he's doing is ok because the question comes up quite often.

 

[SowonNation]

 

[Pargon]

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Can Amazon pages be archived?

May be warranted because if this is hard enough evidence that he's buying himself shit, expect it to come down double quick.

EDIT: unless this is just more people fucking with him by clicking Buying This Gift Elsewhere, in which case lol. Also the list is still fucked up with no set shipping address. Big ups to all the people who said he'd start putting shit other than codes, though. That didn't last long.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

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First of all, a cheap ass hori pad pro controller fucking LOL. Also what was that about not being able to buy digital codes for games on Amazon, Phil?

 

[SowonNation]

unless this is just more people fucking with him by clicking Buying This Gift Elsewhere, in which case lol.

yup, it's just people fucking with him again. Pretty obvious that he'll ignore it, but besides him not being able to afford a $20 controller, it kinda made me smirk.

 

[Pargon]

yup, it's just people fucking with him again. Pretty obvious that he'll ignore it, but besides him not being able to afford a $20 controller, it kinda made me smirk.

I'm pleased to see DSP getting so thoroughly thotpatrolled. That's some good work, you faceless ladies and gents. He'll drop the wishlist once he realizes it's completely useless to anyone who wants to buy him anything.

 

[harbinger]

The only arguement he has against this is that these are gifts, but since everything on the list is, in his own word, going to "defray the cost" of a business expens

“It’s not a business! I never said it was a business!”

 

[Salubrious]

EDIT: unless this is just more people fucking with him by clicking Buying This Gift Elsewhere, in which case lol. Also the list is still fucked up with no set shipping address. Big ups to all the people who said he'd start putting shit other than codes, though. That didn't last long.

I know he said that he doesn't care since everyone knows his address anyway, but he clearly does care, so why doesn't DSP just get a PO Box for his loyal paypigs to send him things?

Also, did DSP create a new list or is he still fucking around with the first broken list? It wouldn't surprise me if the latter since DSP clearly doesn't believe in the concept of sunk costs; he refused to play a different game mode in MLB because he 'already had 28 hours invested' in the one career mode he had started.

 

[Pargon]

I know he said that he doesn't care since everyone knows his address anyway, but he clearly does care, so why doesn't DSP just get a PO Box for his loyal paypigs to send him things?

1. It isn't free.
2. He'd have to physically go there and pick stuff up.
3. Filling out the single form to get one is probably a task on par with the Trials of Hercules.

So, the same boring reasons he doesn't do anything. It costs money, it's work, and he'd need to at some point interact with another human being on account of it.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Also the list is still fucked up with no set shipping address. Big ups to all the people who said he'd start putting shit other than codes, though. That didn't last long.

Is he maybe making this whole address an issue because he's worried about the wishlist being linked to his business?
The IRS clearly want someome to spill the beans and that would be the 2nd time he tried to mess with them and I doubt he would get away by acting stupid.

 

[SowonNation]

Also, did DSP create a new list or is he still fucking around with the first broken list?

He's still using the old "broken" list. I just cropped the picture to put the focus the new items that he added, and how much of a disgusting beggar he is.
Can't change who you are I guess.

 

[HerrKlicks]

1. It isn't free.
2. He'd have to physically go there and pick stuff up.
3. Filling out the single form to get one is probably a task on par with the Trials of Hercules.

So, the same boring reasons he doesn't do anything. It costs money, it's work, and he'd need to at some point interact with another human being on account of it.

DSP, in his eternal gratitude, only checked his mailbox a couple times a year (every other month or fewer) because even back then he couldn't be arsed to drive to the post office. Imagine the autism now with how ""busy"" he has become ever since his full-time horsewife is with him. We'd get a rant akin to the Cablemodem return saga from his last CT video series:

Moving Vlogs 2014 - Final Day Over/Tomorrow We're Outta Here!

These are vlogs of Phil and Leanna's move across the country from Connecticut to Washington in June of 2014. This was a HUGE step and change for us and we wa...

youtu.be

ETA: Timestamped @ 2:12 - shoutout to bathtowel Panda tbh.

"They better not bullshit me. I need to be in and out"

WHY AM I TAHXIC, YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD ME!?

 

[Salubrious]

We'd get a rant akin to the Cablemodem return saga from his last CT video series:

Literally the first quotation at your timestamp from DSP:

"We got to get up early again, like 9 am, which we don't want to do."

That explains so much. Waking up at 9 am is early for him. Most people are at work by then.

If it was a situation where he wanted to sleep in on a vacation, then yeah, but this wasn't it.

 

[millais]

If the post office is too far away for his pussy driving confidence, Khat could drive there to pick up PO box packages.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

I don't know exactly what you want to ask or I would have done it myself, but you can always talk to a lawyer at https://www.justanswer.com
It costs between $10 - $100 for an answer.

 

[Pargon]

Literally the first quotation at your timestamp from DSP:

"We got to get up early again, like 9 am, which we don't want to do."

That explains so much. Waking up at 9 am is early for him. Most people are at work by then.

If it was a situation where he wanted to sleep in on a vacation, then yeah, but this wasn't it.

This is exactly why people give him so much shit for being out of touch. He's been living this charmed fucking life for so long that I honestly think he's forgotten what it's like to be a regular adult in America. I mean yeah, no kids, so there's no other life he's legally responsible for providing for and tending to (thank God) but holy shit, what was that old Marines slogan? "We do more before 6 AM than most people do all day"? That's hard. That's well above baseline. A hard day for DSP is being showered before most people have had lunch.

I mentioned it in the Chantal thread (and maybe here too - I post so goddamn much and should really find something life-affirming) but that kind of self-imposed isolated life is not only exhausting but bizarrely alienating. You slowly forget how to relate to people and every single thing they do annoys you and really pisses you off because trying to figure them out is too tiring. That's the real reason I think he'll never find a job; I bet at this point he can't even hold a five-minute conversation with a stranger on any topic.

EDIT: oh shit, it was the Army. Great, now some Green Beret is gonna ventilate me with a fork.

 

[HerrKlicks]

This is exactly why people give him so much shit for being out of touch. He's been living this charmed fucking life for so long that I honestly think he's forgotten what it's like to be a regular adult in America. I mean yeah, no kids, so there's no other life he's legally responsible for providing for and tending to (thank God) but holy shit, what was that old Marines slogan? "We do more before 6 AM than most people do all day"? That's hard. That's well above baseline. A hard day for DSP is being showered before most people have had lunch.

I mentioned it in the Chantal thread (and maybe here too - I post so goddamn much and should really find something life-affirming) but that kind of self-imposed isolated life is not only exhausting but bizarrely alienating. You slowly forget how to relate to people and every single thing they do annoys you and really pisses you off because trying to figure them out is too tiring. That's the real reason I think he'll never find a job; I bet at this point he can't even hold a five-minute conversation with a stranger on any topic.

DSP sometimes (I guess depending on the level of caffeine / alcohol / drugs in his system) can't go a minute without going "UHM" or "you know". He must be an absolute trainwreck to interact with in real life at this point. If I didn't know he was so goddamn lazy I'd suspect he uses self checkout in order to avoid having to deal with a cashier. Or he just lets Khet handle the interaction while he stands there in an idle-animation (T-Pose) with his eyes darting around looking for that sick motherfucker from the internet, called Tevin.

BTT: His self imposed isolation is also the reason why he clings to his autism schedule that much. At this point he probably thinks this is what a normal work day looks like. It's like if you ask a pre schooler to describe an "adult day"....there's some work (first stream)... then there is a break to eat (he heard mom/dad talk about lunchbreak after all) and then there is some more work (second stream) before going home. Which is why it took him, what, almost a week to set up this damn wishlist.

ETA: Also, over/under on when that darn BBQ grill is going to end up on the wishlist? I give it a week.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

DSP sometimes (I guess depending on the level of caffeine / alcohol / drugs in his system) can't go a minute without going "UHM" or "you know". He must be an absolute trainwreck to interact with in real life at this point. If I didn't know he was so goddamn lazy I'd suspect he uses self checkout in order to avoid having to deal with a cashier. Or he just lets Khet handle the interaction while he stands there in an idle-animation (T-Pose) with his eyes darting around looking for that sick motherfucker from the internet, called Tevin.

BTT: His self imposed isolation is also the reason why he clings to his autism schedule that much. At this point he probably thinks this is what a normal work day looks like. It's like if you ask a pre schooler to describe an "adult day"....there's some work (first stream)... then there is a break to eat (he heard mom/dad talk about lunchbreak after all) and then there is some more work (second stream) before going home. Which is why it took him, what, almost a week to set up this damn wishlist.

ETA: Also, over/under on when that darn BBQ grill is going to end up on the wishlist? I give it a week.

I bet he doesn't talk like that out in public.
It's actually really common for novice speakers to try to fill any silence with useless 'filler words' like he does. Especially when they are in the middle of saying something and they lose the train of thought. Almost like if they don't keep some noise coming out they'll lose their chance to speak.

Normally you'll eventually grow out of it and not be scared of the silence, or you'll join toastmasters or something similar. I don't give talks all that often, maybe 1-2 times a year, and I stopped using filler words after.. well, after the first time I heard myself on a recording lol.