DSP's Hair Mega-Hyper-Ultra Thread - Patchy goatee talk included

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His beard/goutee
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What.the.fuck. his bald patch is growing.
 
Tevin restream on as white noise for work yet again, this time a restream of a 2018 Ask the King. I opened the tab upon hearing Tevin ask what the fuck was wrong with DSP's hair only to behold:

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Look at that fucking comb over this dude is so fucking BALD.

My crime scene outline of DSP's remaining solid hairline:

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GunnlaugurSassoon said:
Tevin restream on as white noise for work yet again, this time a restream of a 2018 Ask the King. I opened the tab upon hearing Tevin ask what the fuck was wrong with DSP's hair only to behold:

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Look at that fucking comb over this dude is so fucking BALD.

My crime scene outline of DSP's remaining solid hairline:

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The camera is so low res I dont know what am I suppoused to be looking at. Maybe thats why he doesn't buy a decent one.
 
After seeing his oldest videos, it's very easy to tell that he has been going bald for at least a decade, and that he started growing it out to comb it back since the moment he noticed it. Any time you see the top of his head circa 2009, you can see how thin it is already getting. There is no fucking way he has anything up top besides the eight inch long bangs he uses to cover it up.

Give it up, Phil. Have some dignity and shave your head. Or don't, and look even more pathetic by the time nature does the job for you.
 
TheGoutburglar said:
After seeing his oldest videos, it's very easy to tell that he has been going bald for at least a decade, and that he started growing it out to comb it back since the moment he noticed it. Any time you see the top of his head circa 2009, you can see how thin it is already getting. There is no fucking way he has anything up top besides the eight inch long bangs he uses to cover it up.

Give it up, Phil. Have some dignity and shave your head. Or don't, and look even more pathetic by the time nature does the job for you.
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This is the same guy who refuses to wear his prescription glasses that he's supposed to wear all the time on schtreem because he's afraid the tractors are gonna call him four-eyes. I wouldn't be surprised if he thinks that shaving his mop of hair would let the detractors win, so he's desperately holding onto what head hair he's got to stick it to us psychopath nudniks.
 
Pretty Boy Extremism said:
This is the same guy who refuses to wear his prescription glasses that he's supposed to wear all the time on schtreem because he's afraid the tractors are gonna call him four-eyes. I wouldn't be surprised if he thinks that shaving his mop of hair would let the detractors win, so he's desperately holding onto what head hair he's got to stick it to us psychopath nudniks.
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I know why he does it, and he doesn't even succeed in sticking it to us because look at this thread, and look at his head. With his stupid attitude, we win twice. Once for laughing at him look dumb now, and once for laughing at him look dumb later. If he had kept his head shaved a long time ago we wouldn't have won at all. Being bald isn't bad, being insecure is.
 
Lol, he'll never shave his head. If he does that and wears the glasses, everyone will say he looks exactly like Rich/ReviewTech or Wings, and he will never hear the end of it.
 
Afraid to wear his glasses due to mockery, wears gunner glasses and retard-vests while leaning into the television instead. Sounds good!?
 
millais said:
Lol, he'll never shave his head. If he does that and wears the glasses, everyone will say he looks exactly like Rich/ReviewTech or Wings, and he will never hear the end of it.
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Oh it's too late now for any amount of embarrassment to be avoided, I know, but it's all his own fault, and a great example of how Phil causes himself problems by taking so long to just pull the Band-Aid off. But it's still better now than after so much hair has fallen out that he doesn't have anything to do a comb-over with, which is inevitable, and he would know that if he ever used his brain.
 
It will always be hilarious that Phil would rather try to hide something for years and make it worse when that tactic inevitably stops working than head things off at the pass and get it over with before anyone even really has time to notice and look forward to the big pay-off.

Of course, it would help if he weren't otherwise a lolcow destined to have a following like this. I mean, if he weren't an asshole, would people care so much that he looks like a thumb? Not really. Steve Buscemi looks like a sewer rat but he's also a respected actor and a stand-up guy. Phil is a man-baby who really should have thought about how to conduct himself instead of assuming that his bad behavior was going to get rewarded. It's not like he had no warning about that, his days in the FGC were plenty illuminating. Leave it to him to just brush it off and keep being an entitled dumbass like his parents taught him to be.
 
TheGoutburglar said:
I mean, if he weren't an asshole, would people care so much that he looks like a thumb?
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Just speaks to his narcissism. And, much like everything else, as soon as he does decide to just shave it off/buzz the top, he'll say "I've been planning to do this for a long time, but alottapeepul would tell me 'Phil, we love your shtreems, we love your hair, we love your patchy-shit goatee' so I just kept it for them. But muh wife *thumbs toward door* Khet told me that I should just buzz it down!" just so it could have been his idea the whole time.

It's funny how the 'tractors who shit on him for his general shittiness are about the only "peepul" who give him some constructive, albeit in a chiding way, criticism and ideas on how to NOT look like such a filthy hobo.
 
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