DSP's Hair Mega-Hyper-Ultra Thread - Patchy goatee talk included

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Dude is asking too much of that dainty little tuft of strands
 
Jerome Saunders said:
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Dude is asking too much of that dainty little tuft of strands

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Se stai cercando qualcosa che tenga tutto insieme e non ti costringa a passare la giornata saltando da un pannello all’altro, check this out. Io lo tengo aperto quasi quanto la posta elettronica, ormai. Mi ha risparmiato un sacco di errori stupidi e anche un paio di crisi di nervi, che non è poco.
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God, it feels like his hair is disappearing exponentially every day.
 
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I would give him some slack and say if you have long hair, use a lot of product, and part your hair aggressively you can accidentally somewhat give yourself a bald spot even if you don't have one.

Unfortunately for Phil, he does not have long hair, robust Italian grease is not a hair product, and fingers don't count as a comb.

How bald will he have to get before he shaves it off? I imagine he will pull a Keem and wear a hat 24/7/365 and deny he's balding so tractors don't win.
 
Chieftain Coke Peanut said:
How bald will he have to get before he shaves it off? I imagine he will pull a Keem and wear a hat 24/7/365 and deny he's balding so tractors don't win.
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It wouldn't be a terrible idea for him to wear a beanie with some kind of DSP logo on it (if it didn't look like shit, anyways....so :optimistic:). Well, from the perspective of him showing merchandise that isn't that cup with the faggy logo on it.
 
Übertroon said:
People with rounder heads generally don't look good with a shaved head.
Better to just leave the natural bald spot
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Even a lumpy head like Phil-With-The-Oddly-Shaped-Head probably has is better off shaved than balding. With how thin his skin is I'd expect Phil to get a toupee, but not do any maintenance or styling and have it look like shit a week after he got it.
 
Gamers, can someone tell me if Phil Burnell is bold yet? Or are we all still malding our energy to try and get Phil into a balding style hair?
 
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This thread is eating good tonight!
Love when he does these disaster streams where he has to build things and fumble throughout.
 
strandedcastaway said:
Someone should tell Phil he's allowed to bathe more than once a month.
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Yeah I've noticed it's been quite a while since he showered daily, which was initially prompted by his boycrush LTG telling him to take a shower and "work on his sexy." Looks like Phail realized he won't be getting that BBC no matter what he does :(
 
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