DSP's Honeymoon Thread

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  • Bankruptcy was just awarded, within a week.

    Votes: 27 25.7%

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    Votes: 23 21.9%

  • Within two months

    Votes: 17 16.2%

  • Within six months

    Votes: 38 36.2%
  • Total voters
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Hunh, I actually made a post about this 3 months ago. Weird, I can't remember why. I think people were speculating as to what Cathy's reaction to a stay-cation would be or something. Anyway, here's a bunch of vacation rambling from the Pig's mouth.
Prince Lotor said:
I ain't sayin' she a gold-digger, but. . .timestamp @ 39m39s
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZDL_bQ72eoY:2379"Hawaii is heavily considered for a nice tropical vacation." timestamp @53m36s
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cgC3DoSXrZ8:3216Oof, RIP Stay-cation with Leanna, didn't happen. Leanna never existed. Edit: Apparently according to Phil a "Stay-cation" is not a REAL vacation because "it doesn't cost thousands & thousands of dollars"timestamp @ 29m14s
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CRw_OkUqYSg:1754Vegas is not on their sights, but wants a nice California vacation to Disneyland. Originally Phil wanted to do this to recreate his fun Florida vacation with Leanna except in California this time. Now he wants to do it to overwrite his Leanna save file with Leanna 2.0timestamp @ 59m38s
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4UNNZnlnKlU:3578"My parents wanted to pay for a Honeymoon for us but I can't afford to take the time off"timestamp @ 17m36s
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hYUzZbsOF_w:1056Looking at PigPigGo Phil has been crying about how he can never take a vacation almost non-stop, and knowing how much he loves his layabout time he really wants to go sightseeing watch TV on a hotel bed for a week. Not sure how that's any different from his regular life besides not having to interact with other humans.
Kathy apparently loves watching travel shows. Likely she thought her SugarCube-daddy who could pay to fly her round-trip multiple times a year was going to take her on all sorts of exotic vacations.

Edit2: Phil thinks he deserves 2 vacations a yeartimestamp @ 8m05s
https://youtube.com/watch?v=w1f3PhhcCWg:485Wait, what? Phil used to take a week off every month to spend with Leanna before he moved?timestamp @ 26m09s
https://youtube.com/watch?v=edVOtkH2s_o:1569
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Since Florida made rasslin' an essential business he can go there and hide his boner while oily bois in Speedos rub against each other.

Kat don't like it? Go find another stable because Phil can get a new philly now that the detractor banks aren't stealing back the money that he borrowed.
 
Exceptional Chimp said:
Since Florida made rasslin' an essential business he can go there and hide his boner while oily bois in Speedos rub against each other.

Kat don't like it? Go find another stable because Phil can get a new philly now that the detractor banks aren't stealing back the money that he borrowed.
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Phil's whipped as fuck lets not pretend he'd make Kat do manchild things with him.
 
Why are we even considering that Kat wants to go anywhere; that would take away from her Skyrim time doods.
And Phil _has_ to stream, otherwise he might totally blindsided by taxes/mortgage/electricity bill/wwe network monthly payment/new wrassler to pull in wwe champions!
There was nothing they could do.
 
I'm gonna say within the next six months, gives him time to get a new credit card post bankruptcy with a stupid high interest rate to put the honeymoon and a shitton of new gacha on. And he'll snort and give a knowing ACK ACK ACK everytime he swipes that card knowing in another decade he'll just get another bankruptcy.
 
Living in Washington, an Alaskan cruise would probably give him the most bang for his buck.

That being said, it's DSP so he'll probably take a Viking World Cruise with an executive suite for like $50,000.
 
I have a feeling that while he got the ch. 7, he didn't learn and the honeymoon might be spent as a staycation while he rolls for more sweaty pixels in Dragonball Dokkan or some shit. Maybe he tries his luck again (maybe racking up more debt somehow) by going to Japan to eat McDonalds & watch WWE in his hotel room. He may even do nothing and just bask in afterglow, but my bet's on staycation & gacha games.
 
I would assume they will go to disney like DSP had wanted to do with Leanna.
 
Freshtodeath said:
I would assume they will go to disney like DSP had wanted to do with Leanna.
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I was going to say something similar. Phil has zero imagination and no care whatsoever for anyone other than himself, so he'll just do whatever he'd planned to do with Leanna. And why not? He's followed the same trajectory and done the same things with Kat that he did with Panda. He doesn't give a shit what her preferences are; either that or as many have suspected here Kat has the personality of a sack of wet gravel and she doesn't care either so long as her needs are tended to. So if it doesn't matter to Phil then why should he put any effort into it?

Oh, and on a related note, Kat, in the event you're reading this? Don't get sick. I mean, ever.
 
Disney California - he had some autistic fixation on that place for a while.
 
I heard Boston is nice in the summer

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GayestFurryTrash said:
I'm gonna say within the next six months, gives him time to get a new credit card post bankruptcy with a stupid high interest rate to put the honeymoon and a shitton of new gacha on. And he'll snort and give a knowing ACK ACK ACK everytime he swipes that card knowing in another decade he'll just get another bankruptcy.
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Kiting minimums until he can file bankrupty again would cost him almost double what just payin the fucking card off would, so more the fool him.
 
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