DORITOS® JACKED™ Black DUIDUIDUI JACE 9/11s VIA PRIUS + unveils "OPERATION WU-POCALYPSE"

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HELLO YOUTUBE THIS IS JACE HERE, AND THIS IS MY FUCKING CAR, OR MY MOM'S CAR THAT WHEN I WAS STREETRACING COULD NOT PERFORM.

COULDN'T FUCKING PERFORM ON THE ROAD AND NOW THE PIECE OF SHIT HAS CRASHED OK CAN'T EVEN KICK THE WINDSHIELD OUT BECAUSE IT'S MADE OF BULLSHIT PLASTIC FROM CHINKS

BECAUSE I WASN'T EVEN FUCKING DRUNK I WAS JUST RACING Y'KNOW LIKE NORMAL I WAS TRYING TO STREETRACE ON THE FUCKING HIGHWAY AND ALL THIS BULLSHIT AND HOLY SHIT, TOTALLY USELESS AND I HIT- I FUCKING ROLLED ON THE ICE AND FUCKING ALL(?) GONNA DIE HERE AND NOW ALL THIS I'M A STREETRACING GOOOOOD, FUCK I'M A STREETRACING GOOOOOD AND (incoherent)

BECAUSE IVAN AND THE REST OF THESE TERRORISTS AND THEY FUCKING MADE ME DO THIS, THIS ISN'T MY FAULT JUST BECAUSE THE ROAD WAS SLIPPERY DOESN'T MEAN THAT (incoherent) BECAUSE I'M A COMMANDER OF THE UNITED STATES STREET RACING
 
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I honestly did not start to follow this guy until I discovered his "Fact Zone" streams a week or two ago. I was instantly hooked when I discovered that there was a person out there that seemed to form his entire world view after watching a single episode of "Hannity."

I still can't wrap my head around this guy's recent life; it's just too fucking bizarre. But damn, I apparently picked a good time to tune in.

If you ever lose sight of the bizarre nature of Jace Connors, remember this: A young, schizophrenic man just stole his mom's Prius to challenge a transsexual to a street race and then crashed it in the middle of a snow storm.

tl;dr: "Hi, truth. Don't forget you're almost always stranger than me. Seriously, don't ever forget it." - <3 Fiction
 
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HELLO YOUTUBE THIS IS JACE HERE, AND THIS IS MY FUCKING CAR, OR MY MOM'S CAR THAT WHEN I WAS STREETRACING COULD NOT PERFORM.

COULDN'T FUCKING PERFORM ON THE ROAD AND NOW THE PIECE OF SHIT HAS CRASHED OK CAN'T EVEN KICK THE WINDSHIELD OUT BECAUSE IT'S MADE OF BULLSHIT PLASTIC FROM CHINKS

BECAUSE I WASN'T EVEN FUCKING DRUNK I WAS JUST RACING Y'KNOW LIKE NORMAL I WAS TRYING TO STREETRACE ON THE FUCKING HIGHWAY AND ALL THIS BULLSHIT AND HOLY SHIT, TOTALLY USELESS AND I HIT- I FUCKING ROLLED ON THE ICE AND FUCKING ALL(?) GONNA DIE HERE AND NOW ALL THIS I'M A STREETRACING GOOOOOD, FUCK I'M A STREETRACING GOOOOOD AND (incoherent)

BECAUSE IVAN AND THE REST OF THESE TERRORISTS AND THEY FUCKING MADE ME DO THIS, THIS ISN'T MY FAULT JUST BECAUSE THE ROAD WAS SLIPPERY DOESN'T MEAN THAT (incoherent) BECAUSE I'M A COMMANDER OF THE UNITED STATES MARINE AND

Just a minor correction, at the end he actually claims to be a "Commander of the United States Street Racers" whatever that is.
 
So once again, brave Eli sets off alone into hostile territory.

Remind me again why in the hell Eli is setting off into hostile territory? Why is he "halfway across the continent," and will the grocery store miss him?
 
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