DORITOS® JACKED™ Black DUIDUIDUI JACE 9/11s VIA PRIUS + unveils "OPERATION WU-POCALYPSE"

[Dan Abrams]

Side note: Anyone who still believes this is a ruse - game, set, and match.

10:00 PM - KoGGure: hahaha
10:00 PM - KoGGure: you can tell it was just moved there though
10:01 PM - KoGGure: theres no debris or anything behind the car where it wouldve skidded

Some people will never accept that yes Jace really is this mentally ill.

Whoops, after all these years they finally slipped up. The actor slash director playing Jace Connors had the production company buy a totaled Prius prop but forgot the skid marks.

 

[Dr. Meme]

Somehow I knew jace would literally streetrace to the grave. Close fucking call.

 

[XYZpdq]

I hope those idiots who are trying to leach off GG's fifteen minutes that intend to interview Jace don't even know about this so Jace can rant more about things.

 

[ZombieGaryOak]

2015 is turning out to be one hell of a year, holy shit.

 

[Truck Rockfort]

Well... at least he's alive, would have loved to see him pull up to Wu's house revving his engine while screaming insane babble out the car window but still rather the commander not end up KIA.

 

[Zvantastika]

Just a minor correction, at the end he actually claims to be a "Commander of the United States Street Racers" whatever that is.

Rule number one of the United States Street Racers, you do not talk about the United States Street Racers.

This month have been a lot of fun, Chris incident, Peter Coffin madness and now this?, my sides can't take much more, seriously.

 

[extreme_misfortune]

What the hell was he thinking? Wolves can't drive!

 

[The Dude]

10:00 PM - KoGGure: hahaha
10:00 PM - KoGGure: you can tell it was just moved there though
10:01 PM - KoGGure: theres no debris or anything behind the car where it wouldve skidded

Some people will never accept that yes Jace really is this mentally ill.

Whoops, after all these years they finally slipped up. The actor slash director playing Jace Connors had the production company buy a totaled Prius prop but forgot the skid marks.

Devil's Advocate Dude: or, if it was a ruse, Jace got into a regular ol' accident and decided to make use of the opportunity. What can I say? I'm a conspiracy buff.

 

[Billy_Sama]

I love the fact one of the first thing he states that he is not drunk.
You have to be drunk or mentally ill to think that a "street race" in a middle of a New England snowstorm is a good idea.

 

[Gothicserpent]

Jace is a living cartoon character.

 

[Dr. Meme]

Someone should tell Wu the scary man with a gun rolled his car trying to street race on the freeway.

 

[fokkertism]

Jace does say on his Twitter that his head is bleeding:

More will come soon. I am not feeling very good right now, my head is bleeding a lot, but I WILL GET MY...

 

[Luc1d]

Who would have thought mom's Toyota Prius wouldn't "street race" very well in the snow...

 

[LegoTugboat]

Just a minor correction, at the end he actually claims to be a "Commander of the United States Street Racers" whatever that is.

Thanks for that. It's hard to transcribe while trying not to laugh at the absurdity of it.

 

[MiloWuCollusion]

I lost many family members in car accidents... But still found this really fucking funny. Disturbing but funny...

 

[chiefshittingbull]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO COMMANDER. STAY SAFE I AM COMING FOR YOU

 

[Dan Abrams]

Hopefully he doesn't have bleeding in his brain.

 

[Rogowski]

ALLAH: 911
DEAGLE NATION: 0

God. I really wish I could have been driving down the highway with no previous knowledge of Jace Connors when I saw a balding man next to an overturned car ranting and raving to himself.

 

[meatslab]

Holy fucking shit.

I can't wait to see where he sent Eli.

 

[Ultimate Grisby]

Jace tried to practice street racing against physics before taking on Wu. Physics won.

Holy shit, though. I'm glad he's okay.