Dumb jokes - There is no humor here. Only bad puns.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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To fuck your mother in the ass 😈
 
If mass shootings were a country, you'd be the United States.
 
i was driving in my car going down i-4 and there was an advertisement for boardwalk burgers, which is like this little shitty burger spot where like homeless people i guess just throw them on a grill or something and the sign said "come try the new boardwalk burgers" and i saw it out of the corner of my eyes and i was like boardwalk burgers, more like bored burgers, cuz the bored burgers aren't having any fun, and i loved it. it was my favorite joke i've ever told.
 
My car blew up yesterday. It's my own fault for putting dog gas in it.
It ran fine for a bit but then the whole car went woof.
 
How do you get an Italian woman pregnant? You jizz on her toes and let the flies do the rest.
 
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