Dumb jokes - There is no humor here. Only bad puns.

[Synthetic Smug]

Two guys were looking at jackets in a London shop window. One of them points at a red one and says "That's the one I'd get."

Then a cyclops comes around the corner and punches him in the head.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Hear about the new Haitian boy band?

New Blocks On The Kid

 

[PomegranateKing]

Why are mammals the best species to party with in the ocean?

They always have a whale of a time!

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

xbox 360 degrees and walk away

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

Sometimes that sedimentologist makes mistakes,

That's why he appreciates getting a clean slate every now and again.

I hate having to deal with metamorphic rocks,

They're a real piece of schist.

What did the volcanologist write in the Valentine's card to his wife?

I lava you.

What's a virgin's least favorite clay mineral?

Cummingtonite

No one appreciates my geology jokes,

They're always taken for granite.

 

[Slimy Time]

Don't work in a shoe manufacturing shop, it's sole destroying.

Not as soul destroying as that joke though.

 

[Assedio Dell' Isola]

I watched a documentary about shipbuilding.

Riveting!

 

[MemeGrey]

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his butt

What did the skeleton order from the chinese take out?
Spare ribs

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Mother

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.




Ba-dum tisk!

 

[le fishe]

What do you call a respectable American of African descent? an oxymoron.

 

[Raging Capybara]

xbox 360 degrees and walk away

 

[Overcast]

What do you call a waffle on the beach?

A Sandy Eggo.

 

[PomegranateKing]

What's a baker's greatest challenge?

Spoiler: It's ..

a piece of cake

How do you know a smith's goods are real?
ask if they're forge-eries

 

[Krystal]

Did you ever hear about the man on the radio? No? Don't worry, he's always silent.

Never make a zombie laugh. They'll lose their sides.

The beach is always the perfect place for a Mar-ytime.

Why don't clams ever go to the dentist? Their irritants are Pearl-y white.

Why do hearts go to jail? They get cardiac arrest.

Two Slavs are in an argument. The first Slav ends up saying, "Quit Stalin" and the Second Slav responds, "Why? Nothing's happening. You don't have to be Russian things".

 

[Curt Sibling]

What's the fatty area around a vagina called?

A woman!

 

[Johnny Treason]

I went to the doctor and asked him if he had anything for excessive wind, and he gave me a kite.

I went to the doctor and explained I have a shit every morning at six.
"What's the problem?" He asked.
"I don't get up until eight..."

I went to the doctor with a caesar salad up my ass and asked him if he could do anything. He said he'd apply a dressing.

 

[GaryGrey]

You are driving a friends truck and get pulled over. The officer asks whose vehicle this is and you are forced to respond, "Ben Thunder's truck."

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

How do you call a kid with no friends?

Sandy hook survivor

 

[Chan Fan]

A baby seal walks into a club

 

[Meat Target]

Where do suicide bombers go when they die?
everywhere.