Dumb jokes - There is no humor here. Only bad puns.

I was gonna make a joke about school shootings but it seems a bit immature for here...

Maybe I should aim for a younger crowd?
 
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Please never do Holocaust jokes. They're not funny and your a cruel person.

Anne Frankly there's never a good set up or punchline.
 
"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors instead of 4?"
"I don't know, why"
"Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan"
ba dum tss
it's a car joke because a coupe has 2 doors and sounds like coop
dummy
 
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I was out walking the other night when I saw a homeless guy sleeping in the middle of the sidewalk. I considered pouring some soy sauce on the dude, but I decided not to. I don't like to kikkoman while he's down.
 
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Made this one up and a bit of a power level.

My buddy Colin got hit by a truck and lost two legs..
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He's now a semi-colin.. I'll take my pieces and leave now :I
 
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Cyclonus said:
You're about as useful as Anne Frank's drum kit.
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More useful than a one legged waitress at the
Ihop.

What's a ghosts' favorite rap track?
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Bad and BOO-jee

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METAPOD used HARDEN.
METAPOD used HARDEN.
METAPOD used STRING SHOT.
METAPOD is sorry.
METAPOD usually lasts longer than that.
METAPOD used SLEEP.
 
What’s the difference between a carrot and a hormone?
You can’t make a carrot moan.

what’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

What do you call a black guy on an airplane?

The pilot, you fucking racist!
 
Have you ever had sex while camping?
It’s fucking In tents.
 
Here's grandpappy ricearoni's favorite joke he taught me when I was a kid
What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff
 
There are 10 types of people in the world.

The ones who understand binary, and the ones who have sex.
 
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