Dumb Shit on Wikipedia

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Meme pages but no Chris Chan.
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I came across a page of a topic I was reading about (subject was nothing to do with gender or anything like that) but there was a reference to male/female, some tranny came across it and changed it to AFAB and AMAB. I had a look and found the changes happened to the page late last year by a tranny. Glad to have reversed them, even though it's a drop in the ocean.
 
My first google result for 'Andes' is a wikipedia page in Dutch Low Saxon. In real life this 'language' is a collection of dying regional dialects with no standardized form, spoken by a minority of country bumpkins as a second language. They're written and read only by a handful of hardcore hobbyists. By writing a Neadersassisk wiki these nerds attempt to save a dialect that can differ wildly from village to village by consolidating it into a singular, useless language. What the fuck google is doing is anyone's guess.
This is interesting. It's a real family of dialects, absolutely. A High German (standard modern register) speaker would very much struggle to read that page, I reckon (though I'd say most can parse it a little bit better than they could standard Dutch, and in my experience German speakers' ability to parse Dutch varies wildly based on general linguistic aptitude). A Dutch speaker will be able to understand basically everything, which makes sense as historically Low German is closer to Dutch than High German. Do people in these parts of NL and Germany actually talk like that? I'm sure some do, but I can't imagine anyone writes this way.

On the one hand, easy to mock as ridiculous. On the other hand, I find the preponderance of dialects in Germanic Europe very interesting. And there's no denying that they've rapidly died out since the war. I find that a bit of a shame, so I can understand why some people feel a romantic urge to reverse this process.

Is it legit or is it like Scots wiki? I can't say. Like the old Scots wiki, it's comprehensible to someone who has no exposure to the dialect, but that doesn't mean it isn't 100% machine translation.

Now the most interesting thing to me is looking at the pages for the dialect family in English, Dutch, German, and Dutch Low Saxon itself. Oddly enough, it's the English page which promotes the language more than any of the others. It talks about how it was a victim of the post-war anti-dialectical trend, how some cultural groups have fought back, etc. The map on the English page also shows whole swathes of Germany marked as part of the dialectical area, but the actual text suggests it's more or less entirely confined to the Netherlands in modern times (which seems to be the truth). It's also the only page to mention the dialect family's status as a UNESCO endangered language.

The German page is short and technical. It suggests it's mostly only used in NL (mentions speakers in Germany, but every subgroup brought up is in Dutch territory) and covers the theory that it may have in part been a trade language between the German and Dutch lands in the middle ages. The proper Dutch article is even shorter, with just two paragraphs and a list of subdialects. The page written in Dutch Low Saxon? It's identical to the Dutch version. Not identical as in copy/pasted, but it is a direct translation of the Dutch page. The Andes page, on the other hand, is not a translation of the Dutch page. Even the intro is unique. Could be machine translated from another source though (the fact that machine translation exists for a non-standardized pluricentric dialect grouping is itself rather absurd).

So odd that the most in-depth page, the one which is most pro-Dutch Low Saxon from a dialect revivalist perspective, is the English page. Or maybe that's to be expected. Language people are weird, Wikipedians even more so.
 
fourth Final Destination movie.
Not really wikipedia related, but I find funny how a ton of people talk "see, death hates racists" because of how he dies. Death in the film explicitly kills people who survive because of the visions because it gets annoyed, he directly talks to a woman and try to buy her by saying "run over this pregnant woman and you will live"
when she asks why all of that, and if that baby who wasnt supposed to exist would bring some disaster, death just say "no, i just dont like it"
So hay, the depraved maniac baby killer hates racism!
 
Here's the featured picture on the English Wikipedia's frontpage today.

Also, what were Jimmy Wales's thoughts on the ideological biases of Wikipedia, per an interview in 2023?

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Yeah, about that. Discuss that with your totally-not-biased admin team, Jimmy. You've totally not sold out according to your blatantly far-left beliefs, intentionally turned a blind eye in the process, and alienated Larry Sanger as a result in the past twenty years.

Elon, please buy the Wikimedia Foundation already since you hate it so much and then purge it from its very foundations. I beg of you, finally do something non-retarded for once and do it for the endless supply of lulz that will ensue. It would be fucking hilarious.
This isn't directly related to Wikipedia but more modern leftism in general but it is a testament to how incapable they are of learning from their past mistakes that instead of you know memory holing and pretending like the Floyd riots didn't happen or maybe downplaying how incredible disastrous that was for the left as a whole they double down on it and still make sure you know it was 5 years ago TODAY Floyd was "murdered". Literal city blocks were burned down for a violent drug addict who was a parasite to the community he was in. Statues were built and he was buried in a solid gold coffin. It was one of the most embarassing moments in modern history and they have zero shame whatsoever about it.
 
I have no fucking idea why the tranny menace wants to die on the intersex athlete hill.
talk: Imane Khelif is worth a peek right now
Article Caster Semenya has this interesting first line "was born female" with 2 citations
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the 1st says "Assigned female at birth" which by their own clownworld logic does not equal born female
2nd cites Semenya's passport sex and quotes from the mother.
Neither of these two substantiates the claim "was born female." Saying AFAB would actually make more sense.
Article locked, as always:)
 
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I have no fucking idea why the tranny menace wants to die on the intersex athlete hill.
Article Caster Semenya has this interesting first line "was born female" with 2 citations
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the 1st says "Assigned female at birth" which by their own clownworld logic does not equal born female
2nd cites Semenya's passport sex and quotes from the mother.
Neither of these two substantiates the claim "was born female." Saying AFAB would actually make more sense.

Article locked, as always :)
This is what the admin (Alison) who locked the article looks like, by the way.
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I would've said something (and quite a lot too), but I guess the saying is true: Pictures really are worth a thousand words.
 
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"GOP is actually far-right". Everyone's heard this canard. But take a look at that: This was written nearly 20 years ago. They really repeat the same talking points every election.

Besides, I would argue GOP is to the left of many European anti-immigrant populists. At least in the US the GOP pretends they're holding together a multiracial coalition of based minorities, while in Europe they're pushing white nationalism lite talking points. Granted, Trump did defend boers.
 
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