Dumb Shit on Wikipedia

[Gingervitis]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Zimmerman

 

[TheImportantFart]

This passage from the article on Flatulence always cracks me up:

"anal embouchure"

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Not a screencap, but a story.

I edited in on the page of Tommy's The Room way back when it was mostly newish "Johnny and Lisa's life is filled with nonstop, passionate sex" as more of a joke than anything.... and it remained there as an accurate summary of the film until maybe last year.

 

[AnOminous]

An entire article on this picture:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Miliband_bacon_sandwich_photograph

 

[PT 940]

Not a screencap, but a story.

I edited in on the page of Tommy's The Room way back when it was mostly newish "Johnny and Lisa's life is filled with nonstop, passionate sex" as more of a joke than anything.... and it remained there as an accurate summary of the film until maybe last year.

I approve. It might be gross to the viewer but they both seem to be enjoying it.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

I also really fucking hate it when they suck off some films with "It has been preserved by Congress as being culturally and significantly important" blah blah; so much so I took that same copy and paste and put it on the Garbage Pail Kids Movie, just to see if they'd notice; or if anyone would actually believe it (the titling of this is so random), and it stayed up for at least a week.

Most sad they took that down more than anything else.

 

[AnOminous]

I also really fucking hate it when they suck off some films with "It has been preserved by Congress as being culturally and significantly important" blah blah; so much so I took that same copy and paste and put it on the Garbage Pail Kids Movie, just to see if they'd notice; or if anyone would actually believe it (the titling of this is so random), and it stayed up for at least a week.

Most sad they took that down more than anything else.

You should have actually got it preserved by Congress somehow, just to be able to add that.

Broke: Being the first guy to add someone's death date because you pay attention to the news.
Woke: Being the first guy to add someone's death date because you murdered them.

 

[Tron: Deadly Dicks]

This passage from the article on Flatulence always cracks me up:

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"anal embouchure"

"expulsion of flatus" TIL the word "Flatus" exists

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

"expulsion of flatus" TIL the word "Flatus" exists

I learned it years ago from Primus. "Flatus" is used in Here Come the Bastards.

 

[AnOminous]

Seriously. Everything on this subject.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_metal

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I like how the section on animal rights is almost as long as the section on women's rights for this Turkish opposition party.

Also, what the fuck?

In February, while in western coastal city of İzmir for a political rally, Akşener personally adopted a cat named Cedric, which was raped earlier and was found covered in blood on a street in Foça and repeated her calls and pledge for comprehensive and deterrent animal rights laws in Turkey

 

[Wakko Warner]

Apparently Wikipedia thinks this is an important part of Beanie Baby history (hint: look at the last line).

 

[I am a nigger]

An entire article on this picture:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Miliband_bacon_sandwich_photograph

The only thing better is the talk page where all the mods try to out-faggot each other over a picture.

 

[AnOminous]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wedginald

It's literally about a round of Cheddar cheese that is supposedly famous.

 

[The Decimator]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wedginald

It's literally about a round of Cheddar cheese that is supposedly famous.

MFW I see that they have a section called “Maturation”. How does a hunk of cheese “mature”?

 

[Raging Capybara]

"In the nine months it took for the cheese to mature, more than 1.5 million people logged on to watch it"


So, apparently 1kk views in youtube is enough to warrant a page on wikipedia. In this case, I'll create a wikipedia article about our beloved resident lolcow @StarryGreenEyes95, since he has a video with more than 1kk views on jewtube.

 

[Bass]

MFW I see that they have a section called “Maturation”. How does a hunk of cheese “mature”?

It's a part of the cheesemaking process. Think like when wine is aged, that sort of thing.

Nobody on earth cares though, but they are tecnically correct, which is the best kind of correct to the avaerage wikisperg.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

"In the nine months it took for the cheese to mature, more than 1.5 million people logged on to watch it"


So, apparently 1kk views in youtube is enough to warrant a page on wikipedia. In this case, I'll create a wikipedia article about our beloved resident lolcow @StarryGreenEyes95, since he has a video with more than 1kk views on jewtube.

It was back in 2007, although the thousands of friends on Myspace might be more notable.

 

[inception_state]

I also really fucking hate it when they suck off some films with "It has been preserved by Congress as being culturally and significantly important" blah blah; so much so I took that same copy and paste and put it on the Garbage Pail Kids Movie, just to see if they'd notice; or if anyone would actually believe it (the titling of this is so random), and it stayed up for at least a week.

Most sad they took that down more than anything else.

Films are fairly tough, but books on the other hand... It'd take just a few hundred bucks to start up "Lowcow & Lowcow Publishing Ltd" and start sending high-quality literature to the Library of Congress.

https://www.loc.gov/publish/cip/about/eligible.html

What is Eligible for the CIP Program?

• The CIP Program limits eligibility to titles that are most likely to be widely acquired by the nation's libraries.
• These titles must be forthcoming monographs that include a U.S. place of publication on the title page.
• They must also be published by a U.S.publisher that maintains editorial and production offices in a U.S. city with a staff capable of answering substantive bibliographic questions that may arise during the cataloging process.
• Within these general guidelines, there are a number of categories of material that are ineligible for the CIP Program.

 

[Raging Capybara]

It was back in 2007, although the thousands of friends on Myspace might be more notable.

Evolution of Dance had 50 million views in 2007.