Dumb Shit on Wikipedia

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Today I opened Wikipedia and was greeted with this cancer:

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I clicked on it curious to see what it would lead me to and apparently it's a campaign to bring more LGBTQIAP+ (I swear to fucking God I'm not kidding), indigenous (oh, oops, "originary peoples" because that's too offensive a word nowadays too!), female and NEGRE (neutral gender for negro, Portuguese for black, fucking kill me I can't take this shit clown world anymore) content to Wikipedia because "only 10% of jannies editors identify as female"

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Notice how they phrased it in such a way that you could belong to that 10% by simply identifying as female even if you're a man.

They plan on doing a web seminar on the 7th on Youtube.

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I swear to fucking God I legit can't tell if that thing on the left is a true and honest woman or not and I just realized how truly fucked in the head Current Year has left me where I can't be certain if I'm looking at a woman or a "woman" anymore. (:_(

Also really sad to see it being organized by UFSC, used to be a really respectable university in Brazil.

They scheduled certain days to do their janitorial jobs on Wikimedia sites.

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So, the 11th to edit Wikipedia, 15th for Wikimedia commons... why the fuck are they scheduling specific days to do this shit? Yeah, beats me.

Ooooooh!!!! Did I also mention the three editors that have the most edits points will win a Thematic Box™️ with treats in it?!!!!!!! (whatever the fuck that is)

Yeah, that's right!!!! There's some bizarre gamification thing going on where those that contribute the most will win points according to some retarded rules established by Wikimedia!!! Yahoo!!! Let's get to work right now girls!!!!!! :tomgirl:

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So every 3 thousand bytes added to an article will get you a point, every three thousand characters added in Wikiquote will get you a point etc.

So, don't forget to add you had the big prestige of getting your own thematic box from Wikimedia on your resume!!!!!!! :pickle::pickle::pickle:

In the bottom there's some extra resources if this page wasn't enough to get your feminist pussy wet, along with an article titled "traps to avoid when writing about women"

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I can't take it serious that jannies actually believe they can fight for feminism by editing Wikipedia of all websites.

Do not ever let anyone convince you that Wikipedia isn't direct leftist propaganda after what you just here. They've just openly admitted it.

And if you give me moais thinking that'll make me feel bad and signal how much of a righteous person you are remember you're a faggot whore who will get curbstomped by niggers as you watch them behead and rape the body of your fiance once they take over America.
 
And if you give me moais thinking that'll make me feel bad and signal how much of a righteous person you are remember you're a faggot whore who will get curbstomped by niggers as you watch them behead and rape the body of your fiance once they take over America.
Lmao and if you post a paragraph like this and expect you aren't getting moais it is your autism that causes you to attract these things to yourself. We're chuckin em at you to make you mad dude!
 
Looks like Wikipedia is now doing the "bury the lede and hope the readers are too dumb to read past the first paragraph" routine most leftist outlets have been doing for years now.

Anyhow! Here's something I just came across right now! Remember that Swedish dance-pop band from the 90s Ace of Base? You know, the "I saw the sign" band? Well check out this appalling leading paragraph for one of its members:
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"former neo-Nazi"
How tactful! And, pray tell, how was he a neo-nazi and how is it relevant to his accomplishments?
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Taken from an old edition of his page, archived here
So he was a neo-nazi when he was a teenager, and quickly grew out of it. Guess that means we have to dredge it out and hound him about it for the next 40+ years. To the point where the random edit that I saved has this right at the top:
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I swear I didn't even notice until I was proofreading this post.

For the record, here is an archive of his talk page. If for some reason you're too lazy to click the link, then have a tasteful sample of the objective and rational reasoning as to why his forty-year-old activities are relevant:
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I know Eurotrash leftists are somehow even more retarded than American leftists, but even then it astounds me how they can't let go how some guy once may have been a Nazi almost half a century ago when he was a teenager.

Bonus: check out this awful take from Stereogum's Tom Breihan's (who is exactly as much of a far-left soyguzzling "I-hate-the-right-and-need-to-remind-you-at-every-opportunity" faggot you think he is) recent article:
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Remember kids, if you dare to take the most milquetoast center-of-the-road position and disavow any and all extremism from any and all groups under all political banners you are, in fact, a Nazi.
 
Looks like Wikipedia is now doing the "bury the lede and hope the readers are too dumb to read past the first paragraph" routine most leftist outlets have been doing for years now.

Anyhow! Here's something I just came across right now! Remember that Swedish dance-pop band from the 90s Ace of Base? You know, the "I saw the sign" band? Well check out this appalling leading paragraph for one of its members:
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"former neo-Nazi"
How tactful! And, pray tell, how was he a neo-nazi and how is it relevant to his accomplishments?
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Taken from an old edition of his page, archived here
So he was a neo-nazi when he was a teenager, and quickly grew out of it. Guess that means we have to dredge it out and hound him about it for the next 40+ years. To the point where the random edit that I saved has this right at the top:
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I swear I didn't even notice until I was proofreading this post.

For the record, here is an archive of his talk page. If for some reason you're too lazy to click the link, then have a tasteful sample of the objective and rational reasoning as to why his forty-year-old activities are relevant:
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I know Eurotrash leftists are somehow even more retarded than American leftists, but even then it astounds me how they can't let go how some guy once may have been a Nazi almost half a century ago when he was a teenager.

Bonus: check out this awful take from Stereogum's Tom Breihan's (who is exactly as much of a far-left soyguzzling "I-hate-the-right-and-need-to-remind-you-at-every-opportunity" faggot you think he is) recent article:
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Remember kids, if you dare to take the most milquetoast center-of-the-road position and disavow any and all extremism from any and all groups under all political banners you are, in fact, a Nazi.
Best part is they try and pretend that laptop had nothing on it anyways and say only some of it was real.

Also is anyone who did racist shit in the past a neonazi now, because I must be literally Hitler for saying the N word in TF2 then.
 
Best part is they try and pretend that laptop had nothing on it anyways and say only some of it was real.

Also is anyone who did racist shit in the past a neonazi now, because I must be literally Hitler for saying the N word in TF2 then.
Don't you have to be a Nazi to use this website? I had to scan in my N word punch card to get this account
 
Got to love useless pedantic shit on did you knows.
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Apparently Kievan Rus is being rebranded potentially
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The talk page hasa debate between a apparent Ukrainian autist and some German arguing over semantics of the term.
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This is as stupid as demanding all references to the Crusader Kingdom of Jerusalem be changed to the Kingdom of Al-Quds.
 
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