Dumb Shit on Wikipedia

[Strange Wilderness]

Using the Voyager golden record sketch is a pretty good choice.

The Alberto Barbosa made me kek.

Agreed. Its one of the most politically neutral choices out there and you would think that a plaque sent into outer space etched with representations of humans so space aliens would understand what we look like would be the perfect representation for humans.

 

[Corpun]

@winderson_silva

Abbos aren't human. No seriously they diverged from humans something like 65 000 years ago. They're literally relict populations of premodern humans that can technically interbreed with the human races from the rest of the world.

I'm convinced that Early Modern Man found an untapped population of Homo Erectus or Denisovans in Australia and the only reason we don't do DNA studies to look into it is because of racism accusations.

Since the English version of Wikipedia doesn't like to use whites to represent humans, I looked up what image Wikipedia uses for humans across multiple West European languages.


Are you ready to make some guesses?

Spoiler: English

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Spoiler: French

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Spoiler: German

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Spoiler: Dutch

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Spoiler: Swedish

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Spoiler: Spanish

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Spoiler: Portuguese

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Spoiler: Conclusions

• Germans are based
• Anglos are cucks
• Alberto Barbosa is real

Of course the Swedes use a coomer anatomy diagram that you can find all across Wikiimages.

 

[mentally retarded user]

I wish this shit encyclopedia had a better way to go through edit history (something like git blame where you could instantly see who wrote something by highlighting some text).
There's an autism war happening on the article of the new pope.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Image for humans on Turkish Wikipedia. It features two actual Caucasians.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

Rare moment of clarity in Wikipedia's Did You Know section:

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Rare moment of clarity in Wikipedia's Did You Know section:
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thank you freud very cool

 

[KriegsZensur]

Since the English version of Wikipedia doesn't like to use whites to represent humans, I looked up what image Wikipedia uses for humans across multiple West European languages.


Are you ready to make some guesses?

Spoiler: English

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Spoiler: French

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Spoiler: German

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Spoiler: Dutch

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Spoiler: Swedish

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Spoiler: Spanish

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Spoiler: Portuguese

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Spoiler: Conclusions

• Germans are based
• Anglos are cucks
• Alberto Barbosa is real

Swedes are based, French, Spanish and Dutch are acceptable. Portugese are fucked.
Germans… Deutschland macht deutsche Dinge.

I wish this shit encyclopedia had a better way to go through edit history (something like git blame where you could instantly see who wrote something by highlighting some text).
There's an autism war happening on the article of the new pope.

Any details on who’s the parties to and who’s winning this war?

 

[Toilet seats vendor]

I was wondering what image they've picked as the thumbnail for the article on God. Would they go for the an iamge depicting God as a man, an Eye of Providence, or maybe they'd opt for the burning bush? Well, jokes on me, because when a normal person thinks about God, the first thing that comes to their mind are the allah scribbles. Even if it's in a template for Dante's Divine Comedy, which specifically features the christian God.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Yiddish, anti-Francoist guerilla's, woman's hall of fame and systemic racism in a single day lol.

https://archive.is/aueYE

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Never beating the commie allegations. Ever.

 

[Kenyaware]

There's an autism war happening on the article of the new pope.

Quick rundown?

 

[Corpun]

Yiddish, anti-Francoist guerilla's, woman's hall of fame and systemic racism in a single day lol.
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https://archive.is/aueYE

Who the fuck is Jefferson Fisher and why does he deserve a spot in the annals of history according to Wikipedia?

 

[Rei is Shit.]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Controversial_racing_cars

 

[laetiporus cincinnatus]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Controversial_racing_cars

the wikipedo FEARS the nigger racing monster truck

 

[The greater a'tuin]

>medieval transgenderism
>WNBA shilling
>muh based anarchist
>literally "learn to code"
Lel

 

[Nigger Respecter]

the wikipedo FEARS the nigger racing monster truck
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I’ve actually been stuck behind this in traffic before. Made the commute a little more fun

 

[Dr. Butt]

"Hurda burda aller de pager needer der nakeder peepl stoo"

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Saw this on twitter does anyone remember this being a thing? Reminds me of the infamous "Jews and communism" page that existed so many years ago that was deleted.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Found it. It's way less interesting then I thought it would be. It was just a shitty category page with two people on it that almost immediately got put up for deletion.

https://web.archive.org/web/20190630032318/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Transgender_serial_killers

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Found it. It's way less interesting then I thought it would be. It was just a shitty category page with two people on it that almost immediately got put up for deletion.
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https://web.archive.org/web/20190630032318/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Transgender_serial_killers

Wikipedia mods be like, "nothing to see here! Now here's why White people are bad!"

Oh boy! I looked up Wolfgang Schmidt and his trans mugshot is the stuff of nightmares.