Dumbest possible lolcow?

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If they were asked to do 2+2, who would eat glue first?

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Sanae Kochiya

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If you saw this thread before, I fucked it up so I'm trying it again.

So, after recently getting into contact with some lolcows, it just kinda... baffles me how absolutely fucking stupid some of them are. Like, "how do you even dress yourself" sort of stupid.

So this is why this poll is here. I just kinda wondering if there was a consensus for "Yeah, this guy's borderline retarded."

Just slight note if you hit Other to discuss someone else:

Tumblrinas are immature and ignorant, but most of them aren't pants-on-head retarded.

The same goes for most Loveshies. @Marjan Šiklić is of course an exception.

SJWs, GGers, and aGGers just have retarded beliefs and are the definition of groupthink, but they're still relatively normal people. Just relatively unpleasant normal people.
 
x8682 aka BarneyFag. This is a guy who sacrificed his family, friendships, and education to wage a one man war against a character from a cancelled children's cartoon. It's pretty hard to get lower than that.
 
Ruin said:
x8682 aka BarneyFag. This is a guy who sacrificed his family, friendships, and education to wage a one man war against a character from a cancelled children's cartoon. It's pretty hard to get lower than that.
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I am seriously torn between Barneyfag and Striker. They're both dumb as shit and both of them baffle me with exactly how dumb as shit they are.
 
Jon Sweet. He wouldn't last a day outside of his mom's house.
 
Srikerwolf. He can barely form a coherent sentence, believes literally anything anyone tells him, is shockingly ignorant and dumb as a bag of rocks - and is quite possibly brain-damaged.
 
StrikerWolf has to be very close to the tard event horizon, where someone is literally too dumb even to access the Internet or respond to things at all. I can't imagine someone much worse even being capable of being a lolcow unless you actually hooked up tardcams to them somehow, in which case you'd be literally mocking a mental cripple for being crippled.

Shaner is very close to the level of incompetence of Striker, but edged out by a wee bit.
 
Strikerwolf is just unbelievably dumb, but x86x2 and Nick Bate (and Shaner) are about as dumb.

Striker, Barneyfag and Shaner have been explained, but let's not forget Nick Bate thinks Kentucky doesn't exist, thinks dentists will kill him, and a whole bunch of other stupid shit. I don't even need to mention that video and the reason he made it.
 
PickleGuy said:
Strikerwolf is just unbelievably dumb, but x86x2 and Nick Bate (and Shaner) are about as dumb.

Striker, Barneyfag and Shaner have been explained, but let's not forget Nick Bate thinks Kentucky doesn't exist, thinks dentists will kill him, and a whole bunch of other stupid shit. I don't even need to mention that video and the reason he made it.
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Nick Bate is also a massive edgelord wannabe.
 
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