Dumbest thing you've ever done?

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Jan_D3

Jan Harmond Dacion
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I, for one, told lies about myself being a convicted paedophile and now I'm getting myself ostracized from being metro as a means of stress relief for missing out on attending the program when my personality has always related to being metro

Here's what I did to myself

1 - Someone tells lies about me since 2010 that caused people to believe in them, stalk me by taking photos, and even spreading these photos and lies to others for the many years ahead. Fast-forward to 2012, a metrosexual organization chose to believe in them and subsequently spread them to a network of metrosexuals. I held in all the mental anguish imposed on me by random people.

2 - I missed out on attending a metrosexual program ran by this organization due to an unforeseen event with my employment while parents took my teen siblings and eldest sibling. I felt left out and frustrated from something that matched my personality and preferences that I now tell lies about myself being a convicted paedophile that will then be relayed back to this organization by other metros who heard me say these lies about me where the lies are then mixed with the other lies about me from 2010! I also slander myself because my eldest sibling, out of immaturity, thinks he was "metro" before me and that he had ever right to have me ostracized when he was the macho man, not me.


I'm now going on Omegle to have myself ostracized by telling lies to others I stole a metrosexual's dance moves while pretending to being another person at the time.

Look at what I did to myself.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?...51907607514.2158085.1578605732&type=3&theater
 
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I thought people telling me putting metal stuff in a microwave were just trying to mess with me, so I put a pack of those bear paw cookies with the aluminium foil wrapping in the microwave at school one day. Not sure how to describe the results but they were thoroughly inedible after about a second.
 
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back when i was like 18 i tried to drift in my fucking daewoo, which translated to yanking the parking brake while on a winding road, in the middle of rain.
naturally my car fishtailed back and forth, eventually finding itself in a ditch.
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I recently mistook the accelerator for the brakes in a 2007 Daewoo Lacetti and smashed a gate with it. In the end, the car suffered a dented front fender and a bent windshield pillar.
 
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When I was in first year of high school (12 years old) me and a few friends were walking home from school. The route we took home runs parallel with a busy road. There was a large truck approaching on our side and my mate hands me a stone and says "bet you wont hit that truck" so I threw the stone at the truck. My intention was to hit the side of the trailer but I somehow managed to put it through the window of the passenger door. The truck slammed on its brakes and this caused the 2 cars behind to hit each other. The three of us started to run but my mate who gave me the stone stopped, but I didn't look back.

About an hour later I got the fright of my life when a truck drove into my street but the driver got out and went into a neighbour's house. Turned out that was my neighbour's boyfriend. At about 6pm my door went and it was my mate who gave me the stone, first words out of his mouth were "you're a crazy bastard". Turns out the stone had also went through the windscreen. He told me the driver had managed to catch him, but my hat's off to him, he never grassed me up. When asked "who was that?" he said "I don't know, he's not in my school".

Later that evening we returned to the scene of the crime and you could see the skid marks from the truck and the cars that had crashed. For about 6 months after that I took the alternative route home along the cycle path.
 
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