Dumbest thing you've ever done?

[Bassomatic]

Not hang myself with my umbilical cord.

 

[Jason Genova]

one time I did no-fap for like a few days then cummed a HUGE load into a napkin

looked at it for a few seconds and downed that shit like a champ srs
tasted salty and acidic made my throat feel bad like drinking thick warm ocean water bro

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Many years ago, I talked my little brothers into us playing with large poles and bars that were rested against the shed. Not long afterwards, one of the metal bars was chucked at me and I had to get stitches that night.

 

[Club Sandwich]

poured the nearest liquid (vodka) on a man who set his genitals on fire as a drunken dare.

it did not end well.

 

[MG 620]

Not hang myself with my umbilical cord.

Same.

You only have one chance at it, and I fucked up big time.

Now I have 1200 posts on Kiwi Farms.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

Moved to Chicago. Seriously, fuck this place.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Not hang myself with my umbilical cord.

Same.

You only have one chance at it, and I fucked up big time.

Now I have 1200 posts on Kiwi Farms.

I hung myself with my umbilical cord (four times around neck). Doctors still revived me.

And then in 1999, my sperg adventures started with Pokémon. Sometimes I wonder what I'd be like had I not been caught up in the Pokémon craze, or quit when I had the chance. Could've made better choices, I suppose.

 

[Lurkman]

I drank this drink that was mixed with every soda under the sun. It was disgusting and fattening.

 

[Strange Looking Dog]

I tried to run through a cinderblock wall when I was in preschool.
Somebody told me that atoms had a lot of empty space between them, so I figured I'd be able to power through if I got a running start.
And that was my first concussion. Explains a lot really.

 

[scared sheep]

I posted online way too much as a child and teen, but I had serious abandonment issues and literally spent all my time alone in my room by age 15, no school or anything, so it was kind of understandable. My only friends were internet friends and I never told anyone about what was going on at home. It's taken me a long time to recover from that.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I went out shoplifting with some teenagers I was friends with and I took the bag when they offered it to me. Then I made a confession to my crime when it turned out the tape that they played for me didn't even work.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Joke's on them though. I took a deal and ratted on the girls that were with me.

 

[jewelry investor]

being a communist.

 

[TheClorax]

Make this post.

 

[Pixichick]

Reading All This.....

 

[blah]

Put my wrist on a train track just to see how it felt, subsequently lost hand and got a shitty prosthetic instead.
Didn't even feel anything.. shock and all that.

 

[ZenKlassen]

Drink soda while laughing really hard at a family dinner back in 2010; you can already tell how that went.

 

[Nekromantik]

I ate a tequila worm... maybe a couple worms.
It was 4.

 

[Red Hood]

Student loans.

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

Drink bleach, and surviving.