Duolicious - 4chan's dating app.

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Maori Kiwifruit Growers said:
A few years ago I was on a bit on a single streak/dry spell and depressed due to it, so my friend invites me to a Halloween party that a few of his friends were hosting. The party was all right, not exactly my scene but nothing terrible. It was filled mainly with normal people, normies if you will. However there was this random, thin short white bpd whore in those pointy elf ears, a green wig, and a denim jacket with a "kekistan" flag on it. When I saw it, I leaned into her and told her "to stop being a faggot and hide her power level because she looks retarded", or something similar. this prompted her to start following me around trying to get into the bathroom so she could suck my dick. I know this because multiple times she asked me to do this, annoyed. I asked her to send me a photo for tits because "I only want to get head from girls with nice tits", in reality I just wanted her away from me and I thought being disgusting would get her away from me. so, she goes into the bathroom, takes a photo of her tits and texts it to me and I swear to God in between her b cup tits is a fucking sticking poke tattoo of a swastika. when I saw this I politely declined to which she loudly called me a Jew and said that she wanted to suck my quote " Jew cock" and that she hates them but "Jewish men turn her on so much". for the record, I think she thinks I was Jewish because I was telling someone how I was trying to get my hands on some Israeli beer. Before anyone asks I left for home alone and quickly after her very loud outburst about "Jew cock". If anyone was wondering what I went as it was a roman soldier.


If these apps are filled with these women I would stay far far away....
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Holy shit the fact that people in this thread believe this fanfiction is real is a testimony to the low IQ of 4cucks refugees flooding this place that will believe anything written on the Internet as long as it has something about "western women are whores" and jews in it.

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It's so over kiwibros. Actually had a good conversation with someone from there who was a lolcow user and lurked KF but I wake up to an email that says I got a new message, just to learn my account is banned and either hers is too or she deleted. So fricking over. I told her about my catfish project and she said she saw it in this thread so maybe there's some hope she'll see this and make an account to DM me right? haha??? Anyways, to not make this post a complete waste i'll post some more screenshots from people who messaged my catfish or profiles I found funny
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I swear it's not a fan fiction. I can give more details if one wants. Look it was fucking bizarre, at first I thought she was doing it ironically but as the night went on it was VERY clear the woman had zero irony in her and was actually crazy. Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. I am not one to scream how western women are whores, it's just one fucking crazy women I met. @Lidl Drip
 
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Pedophobe said:
What I'm hearing is there's a lot of genuine demand for this service but the current app doesn't meet expectations.
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The people trying this app out probably think similarly to a lot of online denizens. Thinking they won't find what they're after on a mainstream dating app, so don't try in the first place and don't wanna shell out the dollars to be disappointed. So there is a small pool of people who'd consider trying a shitty dating app in the first place, but then it's hard to gage if someone might share the same interest in dank memes or lolcows. And the perks of a site like this is not having to post a face pic and look like you have a life. Being able to say things you couldn't say on most (all) dating apps.

I just wanna way to find fairly terminally online women who don't like watching Friends and The Office. Brunch and hiking isn't a personality damn it. And I'm sorry to say, I don't give two fucks about anime. All I need an irl terf Kiwi gf (No homo). But I also don't want to be ostracized from polite society since I live in a liberal hellscape, so as if I'm putting my face out there, I'm a pussy. Booooooooo.

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Coral Apples said:
Brunch and hiking isn't a personality damn it.
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What exactly is hiking as a hobby anyway?

It's like, I have nothing going on in my life, so I walk around for a bit. Because it's in the woods, it's more interesting than pacing around my place.

There's no passion in hiking. There's no skill set. It's a non-hobby hobby, like watching TV.
 
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Here's my understanding of the app.

You make an account that state what you are (male, trans, female, agender etc)

Then you answer some questions.

You can see your best match in the top corner.

Then with filter you can choose gender, distance etc.
Finally group make you see in priority member of your group. That does not seem to work that well tho unless you have a ton of groups.

Also you can't see people that have a less than 50% match with you
 
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