Duolicious - 4chan's dating app.

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It's probably too early to freak out, considering that people are usually too busy on weekends to sit down and exchange the latest cybergossip, that's more of a wasting-time-during-work-hours thing.

...And yet, if I had to come up with what kind of date a secret psycho you met on a maladjusted outcast app would invite you to, some solitary time at an underground haunted cave would probably be one of the options.
 
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CoolFool said:
I'll update you guys when I get back for sure.
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Kaktus Kompot said:
It's probably too early to freak out, considering that people are usually too busy on weekends to sit down and exchange the latest cybergossip, that's more of a wasting-time-during-work-hours thing.

...And yet, if I had to come up with what kind of date a secret psycho you met on a maladjusted outcast app would invite you to, some solitary time at an underground haunted cave would probably be one of the options.
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I'll give it til tomorrow afternoon then I'll start to worry. It's quite concerning though.
 
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Oh, man, I found a guy I used to know on the net. Given the type of person I knew him to be, it makes sense that he would be signed up to that site. And of course, he posted his online handle so people could see his artwork. He was always one to get into very long-distance, ooey-gooey relationships that would crash and burn in three months. I wouldn't call him desperate, but would being on this site in earnest not be a cry of desperation?

Then, I decided to search my locale, and found an MLP obsessed tranny in the next town over. *shudders*
 
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Kaktus Kompot said:
It's probably too early to freak out, considering that people are usually too busy on weekends to sit down and exchange the latest cybergossip, that's more of a wasting-time-during-work-hours thing.

...And yet, if I had to come up with what kind of date a secret psycho you met on a maladjusted outcast app would invite you to, some solitary time at an underground haunted cave would probably be one of the options.
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Technically, there's no legal limit on how long until a person can have a report filed (atleast in the U.S.) I'm not a lawyer though, just a retard with s search engine so don't take that as gospel.
JamusActimus said:
Hope she died, that would be the funniest outcome (respectfully).
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Tragic? Definitely. Funny? In many ways yes. Duolicious having its own KF-affiliated Bianca Devins could result in a even funnier P.R nightmare, not to mention the schadenfreude aspect for the naysayers.
 
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Touch Of The ‘Tism said:
fucking hell why would anyone want a femcel as a wife
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They are people with a severe lack of initiative, which means that it's very unlikely for them to leave you unless someone else snatches them from you, and because they are also pretty reclusive/shy, they don't go out all that often. It's basically the best you can get in terms of loyalty in relation to the amount of effort you put in
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the thread degenerated from a thread about making fun of trannies and ugly women to documenting the disappearance of a kiwi
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The Dissapearance of Kiwuhi Farmeriya
 
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Interestingly, on surface level it seems like there are a crazy ratio of somewhere in the range of 98% men to women, but when you remove the empty profiles and the ones without actual real-life pictures, the ratio becomes closer to 85-15, which is honestly better than i expected. On top of that, if you remove the people that do not shower/exercise/have a job, it's actually sitting somewhere in the range of 70/30. Gives me hope, kiwibros :biggrin:
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They are people with a severe lack of initiative, which means that it's very unlikely for them to leave you unless someone else snatches them from you, and because they are also pretty reclusive/shy, they don't go out all that often. It's basically the best you can get in terms of loyalty in relation to the amount of effort you put in
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I think it's more the allure of common interests. Most of the relationships I've been in have quickly fallen apart because there was no common interests, so the idea of being able to talk about your autistic interests without scrutiny sounds like a pretty good deal. When you have to put on your normie persona on all the time you just become miserable, and getting your fuck on is no longer worth it.
 
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