Duolicious - 4chan's dating app.

[skunt]

things ended poorly

go on...

 

[TV's Adam West]

Fools, do you really think anyone can kill Tomie?

For real though, I'm sorry for not updating, I didn't mean to make people think I was dead in a ditch. I'm just dealing with a lot of bullshit. The main reason I wasn't on here is because I ended up getting a nasty sinus infection and strep throat at the same time shortly after the date. The other reason I haven't been on is because I've been, to put it bluntly, fucking sad. The date went well but things ended poorly so I've mostly been laying around feeling sick and sad.

I'll make a more detailed post about everything that went down when I'm feeling better, it still hurts to stare at bright lights. Again sorry for not updating sooner.

Did you get aids

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Fools, do you really think anyone can kill Tomie?

For real though, I'm sorry for not updating, I didn't mean to make people think I was dead in a ditch. I'm just dealing with a lot of bullshit. The main reason I wasn't on here is because I ended up getting a nasty sinus infection and strep throat at the same time shortly after the date. The other reason I haven't been on is because I've been, to put it bluntly, fucking sad. The date went well but things ended poorly so I've mostly been laying around feeling sick and sad.

I'll make a more detailed post about everything that went down when I'm feeling better, it still hurts to stare at bright lights. Again sorry for not updating sooner.

I'm really happy that you're okay.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

kiwi Kill Kount stays the same

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Fools, do you really think anyone can kill Tomie?

For real though, I'm sorry for not updating, I didn't mean to make people think I was dead in a ditch. I'm just dealing with a lot of bullshit. The main reason I wasn't on here is because I ended up getting a nasty sinus infection and strep throat at the same time shortly after the date. The other reason I haven't been on is because I've been, to put it bluntly, fucking sad. The date went well but things ended poorly so I've mostly been laying around feeling sick and sad.

I'll make a more detailed post about everything that went down when I'm feeling better, it still hurts to stare at bright lights. Again sorry for not updating sooner.

You fucking bitch, you cucked me out of a future of fame and YouTube wealth ala TurkyTom.

I almost finished my 4 and a half hour epic called "The unsolved mystery of the Kiwi farms murder". I got A class VO talent Keffles to narrate the spooky sections, I arranged interviews with 20 experts from all walks of law enforcements and Internet culture. I FOIA'ed all 50 states since I didn't know where you are and I got an interview for my Polish visa in an hour because I was gonna fly to Poland to find your killer @Slav Power.

Thanks for nothing.

Its so over Kiwibros....

 

[Chromeo]

Fools, do you really think anyone can kill Tomie?

For real though, I'm sorry for not updating, I didn't mean to make people think I was dead in a ditch. I'm just dealing with a lot of bullshit. The main reason I wasn't on here is because I ended up getting a nasty sinus infection and strep throat at the same time shortly after the date. The other reason I haven't been on is because I've been, to put it bluntly, fucking sad. The date went well but things ended poorly so I've mostly been laying around feeling sick and sad.

I'll make a more detailed post about everything that went down when I'm feeling better, it still hurts to stare at bright lights. Again sorry for not updating sooner.

I don't know you but I'm glad you're not dead!

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

She just regenerated and there are now 10 of her roaming this world.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

We must have gone far enough around the spiral that she's back.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Fools, do you really think anyone can kill Tomie?

For real though, I'm sorry for not updating, I didn't mean to make people think I was dead in a ditch. I'm just dealing with a lot of bullshit. The main reason I wasn't on here is because I ended up getting a nasty sinus infection and strep throat at the same time shortly after the date. The other reason I haven't been on is because I've been, to put it bluntly, fucking sad. The date went well but things ended poorly so I've mostly been laying around feeling sick and sad.

I'll make a more detailed post about everything that went down when I'm feeling better, it still hurts to stare at bright lights. Again sorry for not updating sooner.

I don't think I've ever been on a date where it ended so badly I just logged off.
At least you're not dead, also if you stop drinking bleach you won't get strep, I know someone who did that

Welcome back a few of us enjoyed the murder mystery while it lasted

 

[Anti Snigger]

I was her date, I gave her SNAIDS

 

[ThinkBeforeYouSneed]

The date went well but things ended poorly so I've mostly been laying around feeling sick and sad.

He said he was a federal agent, didn't he?

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Fools, do you really think anyone can kill Tomie?

For real though, I'm sorry for not updating, I didn't mean to make people think I was dead in a ditch. I'm just dealing with a lot of bullshit. The main reason I wasn't on here is because I ended up getting a nasty sinus infection and strep throat at the same time shortly after the date. The other reason I haven't been on is because I've been, to put it bluntly, fucking sad. The date went well but things ended poorly so I've mostly been laying around feeling sick and sad.

I'll make a more detailed post about everything that went down when I'm feeling better, it still hurts to stare at bright lights. Again sorry for not updating sooner.

Did she sexually transmit a Sinus infection and a strep throat.

 

[SomeSpook]

I am tempted to maybe make an account on this festering shithole of an app. But then again, I don't want to get v&.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Fools, do you really think anyone can kill Tomie?

For real though, I'm sorry for not updating, I didn't mean to make people think I was dead in a ditch. I'm just dealing with a lot of bullshit. The main reason I wasn't on here is because I ended up getting a nasty sinus infection and strep throat at the same time shortly after the date. The other reason I haven't been on is because I've been, to put it bluntly, fucking sad. The date went well but things ended poorly so I've mostly been laying around feeling sick and sad.

I'll make a more detailed post about everything that went down when I'm feeling better, it still hurts to stare at bright lights. Again sorry for not updating sooner.

On one hand I'm bummed the murder mistery is a hoax but on the other hand you're back and I'm glad

 

[56 others]

I am tempted to maybe make an account on this festering shithole of an app. But then again, I don't want to get v&.

we should do double dates, really screw with the bureau

 

[Autischic]

After the horrors of using tinder and bumble years ago I'll settle for the dating thread on here rather than some comped shit. Null has a tight ship though so I got to up my rizz for my love quest.

As I said before in the dating thread, ya'll know where to find me. We'll bang OK

Great idea.

Now that CoolFool is safe and deprived us of the Kiwi murder mystery thread, I think you would be a great candidate for the next one.

 

[3deadniggers]

It would have been so much cooler if you had died.

The cool thing to do would have been to never log in again and appear to have been killed. Then you become an internet legend while not being dead. You can make a new account if you want to keep posting, but the original should have stayed inactive.

I am tempted to maybe make an account on this festering shithole of an app. But then again, I don't want to get v&.

Most of the girls on it are going to be underage and mentally unwell. If you want to find wife material or sex without bunny boiling you find new users on normal dating sites. Catch them before the attention dopamine kicks in and they stop wanting a family and a husband.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

go on...

Rusty Venture'd

 

[Megatardingo]

Since nobody wants me there, I gave in and deactivated, what am awful experience

Lol owned stay unloved WEIRDO.

Fools, do you really think anyone can kill Tomie?

For real though, I'm sorry for not updating, I didn't mean to make people think I was dead in a ditch. I'm just dealing with a lot of bullshit. The main reason I wasn't on here is because I ended up getting a nasty sinus infection and strep throat at the same time shortly after the date. The other reason I haven't been on is because I've been, to put it bluntly, fucking sad. The date went well but things ended poorly so I've mostly been laying around feeling sick and sad.

I'll make a more detailed post about everything that went down when I'm feeling better, it still hurts to stare at bright lights. Again sorry for not updating sooner.

COOLIEEEEEEEEEEE so happy you ain't dead <3 <3 <3

 

[Ayana Otonashi]

Lol owned stay unloved WEIRDO.

Lmao maybe I’ll come back later idk, this site gets so much traffic