😵‍💫 Skitzocow DuoSmexyMaxwell

[Android raptor]

http://duosmexymaxwell.deviantart.com

I actually stumbled across this girl a while ago, but forgot about her until she was posted on stamina rose and /cgl/. She appears to be a soulbonder/otakukin/multiple thing who honestly believes she's Duo Maxwell, Edward Elric, GIR, and a few other characters popular with fujoshi (though sometimes it's hard to tell since her grammar is barely legible). Her gallery is filled with bizarre and terrible MSpaint Gundam Wing/FMA/etc mpreg. Seriously, she has enough astral fanfic babies to rival Rose (if not exceed her count). She's also 29 years old.

Some choice nuggets

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... and the woman herself! Note the attempts to shoop herself thinner in MSpaint

tl;dr, 29 year old woman who believes various popular anime characters live in her head and do nothing but make buttbabies, and illustrates these things in MSpaint.

 

[Hakurei]

It's like if StarPrincess kept tumbling down the horribly rocky road she used to travel.

Also...

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Wat.

 

[Springblossom]

Well, I guess given the age, what can you expect? I really wish parents would keep their kids off the internet until they're older...oh, you said twenty-nine.

Okay, this chick is fucked in the head.

 

[Pikonic]

That real pic might be the best photoshop fail I have ever seen.

 

[José Mourinho]

Quality

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[Pikonic]

Oh, I'm gonna have fun with this chick's art
Also, DEM LEGS!

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[Android raptor]

Oh, I'm gonna have fun with this chick's art
Also, DEM LEGS!

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http://th04.deviantart.net/fs70/200H/i/2014/022/8/c/duo_maxwell_sexy_by_duosmexymaxwell-d7382v2.jpg

I like how in the comments for that one, she says he's a guy with huge tits, not a genderbend. So not only does she have an mpreg fetish, but quite possibly a futa fetish as well.

Apparently "Duo" has like 20-something astral butt babies. Jesus Christ, it's like the astral headmate yaoi version of the goddamn Duggars or something.

 

[Axiom]

DEM BOOBS.

Geezis christ, they're big as her head.

 

[Marionette]

That MS Paint fail. Just... wow
In a weird way I can understand the mpreg thing but Christ there's 12 kids in that second pic. I don't know my anime but are those all OCs for these two or other characters?

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

I'm well aware of the hypocrisy in the following statement but I'm actually having a hard time making fun of her because of she has serious mental issues. :arrow:

 

[Android raptor]

That MS Paint fail. Just... wow
In a weird way I can understand the mpreg thing but Christ there's 12 kids in that second pic. I don't know my anime but are those all OCs for these two or other characters?

I think they're all from those two. And if you'll note, both of them appear to be preggers as well.

I know the series and trust me, this shit is literally the furthest thing in the world to what those characters would actually be doing in canon.

 

[A-Stump]

Look at her dirty floor, all those dust bunnies and loose fur, 2/10 would not bang

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

OH GOD WHY DID I CLICK THAT SPOILER IN THE OP OH GOD SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME GET THIS FILTH OUT OF MY HEAD AGH

 

[Android raptor]

http://duosmexymaxwell.deviantart.com/j ... -410633142
"Well this has been an OOOO SO FUN TRIP *Says with an ice pack wrapped around my neck and a cooling patch on my cheek from where I got
punched in the face by Heero cause I refused to submit so I got choked tell I fainted cause I am stubborn.* Don't Try This At Home Kids. ^_-
Or not at home or in a space ship or on a boat! Poking the HEE-BEAR is something you do at your risk to your life"

Domestic violence is so kawaii u gaiz!

 

[Picklepower]

Those proportions, its like the characters all have some tragic bone disorder.

 

[AtroposHeart]

I am looking through her gallery and her art varies a lot in quality. I think we also got a tracer here.

 

[Pikonic]

Those proportions, its like the characters all have some tragic bone disorder.

Their only regret was that they had boneitis.

 

[Shadow Fox]

This is almost but not quite as magnificent as the person who wrote a fanfic about Duo being raped and impregnated by a panther.

 

[Android raptor]

This is almost but not quite as magnificent as the person who wrote a fanfic about Duo being raped and impregnated by a panther.

WAT

Then again I found a fic where Heero was impregnated by all the other Wing boys at the same time. The Gundam Wing fandom definitely excelled in the department of underpants-on-head batshit insanity.

 

[impossibility]

Yeah, I totally flinched just to her name in the title thread, as it brought back lots of horrific memories of this fandom from 12 years ago. As noted above by others it really did attract fucktarded freak fanfic writers like flies to shit.

And they all spewed verbal crap like 'smexy' and 'glomp' and the like. I'm disturbed to see one's still got the obsession going on, and that her picture (goddamn, I shuddered) is exactly as I had always imagined them to appear.