Dusty Files 2 - First official contact with Phil.

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Sammy said:
I guess this is as good a time as any to ask, somehow I missed the salmon reference. Can anybody explain the joke to me please?

In general, has @WeepingWithPhilsPitifulFavoriteFootlong said or done anything since this reveal? Or has he gone dark after he got busted?

I wonder if we can get someone to do a dramatic reading what Dusters said in this.
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He described flailing around with a knife when faced with an intruder as "staring a man in the eyes whilst i gutted him like salmon".
@Dynastia called him on it and presses the issue until dusty started revising his story down.
 
Sammy said:
I guess this is as good a time as any to ask, somehow I missed the salmon reference. Can anybody explain the joke to me please?
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In the AMA thread, "Dusty" related several incidents of violence in which he was (supposed to come across as) a Real American Badass. One such was an incident wherein a deranged roommate, in search of cutlery, broke into "Dusty's" room and attacked "Dusty", whereupon our hero took up arms (pocketknife) and "gutted him like a salmon", or as he later elaborated, gave the man a moderate laceration that would possibly require stitches.

Basically "Dusty" is a fat faggot with power fantasies, and he shared those fantasies with us while furiously clutching his rage-boner.
 
Smutley said:
Oh, and Phil's mom. But that's all tied in together since Dusty wants to be her real son since his own family abused him for faggotry.
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Im not sure why dustys thinks "the dale" and phils mum are going to so accepting of his lifestyle.
Okay so we know phil took tweaker home so Mom could meet his boyfriend. You cant dispute that....you could argue thats progressive or you can look into it deeper and see another side.
But phils version of events flip flop between his mom totally accepting him being gay/trans/sex-worker to her being a shitlord about it and then accepting him on the offchance he will give her money.
Hes talked about her giving him girls toys as a child and encouraging him then switched to a "didnt raise no daughter/faggot" attitude.
We know his last trip home never happened and all the funny chats about the truscum and his mother respecting how latinx he was by hiding american flags never happened.
It sucks your parents didnt accept you dusty....its sucks you doubled down and became a furry but phils mother isnt as progressive as you think.
Based on research shes basically a diet version of barb but somewhat sympathetic.
 
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Part 3 is going to drop tomorrow it's a conversation after Phil had to move because the Libary was closing an he moved to a caffee, it's got a few bit's in it that will make you giggle.

Particularly one about Dale.

Part 4 won't be long after that an will be a wrap up covering a few odd bit's here an there, and cover some of the speculation I have about the nature of dusty and his relationship with Phil.
 
Xarpho said:
How could Dusty "crush" Phil? He basically shared information Phil didn't want shared--Phil's reactions to WWP's early posts seems to confirm Dusty's stories (which are at worst highly embellished), then Dusty made Phil feel sad.
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Oh shit embarrassing storys about phil on the internet....no ones tried that before.
Jordan accused phil of figging and shitting on a holocaust memorial, how much worse could you reveal. This is a guy that punched his own mother.

Maybe he means to literally "crush" phil....hes a pretty large guy.

Im sure beefing up phils internet privacy and helping him screen troll profiles is really hurting him.
 
Ravenor deserves some kind of compensatory package of hookers, blow and booze for this.
 
Semper Fi as usual Ravenor. You and the guys were well ahead of the curve when it came to Dusty while most of us were buying his bullshit and feeling sympathetic towards him.

Nothing surprises me about the content of this part. Dusty is clearly someone who thrives on the power to influence people in extreme ways, whether it's under the guise of being for them or against them. He's clearly enjoying exercising his influence on him right now, as evidenced by Phil's radio silence since he returned.
 
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Dusty is one of those guys who thought he was the alpha male of his college weeb club because he enthralled all the other little autistics with his "badass" stories. But once told to real people who don't spend all day pounding off to chinese cartoons it's immediately apparent they're all fake and he's full of shit.
 
kobebyarlant said:
Dusty is one of those guys who thought he was the alpha male of his college weeb club because he enthralled all the other little autistics with his "badass" stories. But once told to real people who don't spend all day pounding off to chinese cartoons it's immediately apparent they're all fake and he's full of shit.
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Dusty was alpha of the college gay club
Phil was the alpha of the college anime club.
A whole college full of omegas acting like alphas.
 
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Goddamn. Talk about Internet tough guy. He should've posted the navy seal copypasta while he was at it.
 
Ruin said:
He shilled his "book" a few times. Did he ever say what it was supposed to be about?
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He did, but he also tried asking me about ebegging for a gofundme as well he was doing a bit of a omni shill:

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If I didn't know better I would have assumed that was sarcasm. I've seen better ideas from Iconoclast.
 
Ruin said:
If I didn't know better I would have assumed that was sarcasm. I've seen better ideas from Iconoclast.
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To be honest I think it does sound like a good idea for a not so serious game / something you'd use to introduce your kids to gameing but I doubt he'd ever be able to pull it off, @MMX knows more about this than me but he claimed to work for WWS as some sort of professional playtester / RPG Game Dev.

MMX said:
I forgot it was that bad
He didnt just want us to support him.
He wanted us to support him to spite phil.

Best trolling ever
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Sorry we posted at the same time mate, but your right it was prity poor - I gave him some honest advice regarding it as you know but he wanted to do it right away I think the allure of Kiwi's $ got the better of him.
 
Ravenor said:
To be honest I think it does sound like a good idea for a not so serious game / something you'd use to introduce your kids to gameing but I doubt he'd ever be able to pull it off, @MMX knows more about this than me but he claimed to work for WWS as some sort of professional playtester / RPG Game Dev.
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Looks lke he was just some Larp online mod for the company.
My source cant find jack since they were pretty much ten a penny throw away jobs.
Most used aliasing or their characters names anyway so we may never know unless anyone can hand me a good list of aliases or known characters.
 
Dusty is the rare specimen who can manage to ween, a-log, powerlevel, trollshield, whiteknight, and sperg out all at once.
 
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