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- Jan 29, 2024
Over the last few months I've grown a distaste for faggots young and old riding on E bikes. When I first came across them, they were basically a regular mountain with a small motor to assist people who are to unfit to peddle up hills or too retarded to use gears. Or it was a office worker on a child's electronic scooter that would rather out himself as a homo rather than walking or driving a car.
I then started to come across groups of retired boomers who would ride around in packs around parks wearing full blown downhill MTB chest plates, shinpads, full face helmets. They'd ride around (never really peddling) with that same aggressive smugness that some elderly cripples have when they get a mobility scooter and charge through crowds of shoppers because they're bitter that they're immobile invalids and will take down anyone in their way now the technology has given them fake legs.
Now every zoomer is riding around on a E-bike. The arduous task of peddling or pushing has become too much and they need things to have zero effort. In the Summer months when you go to the beach, it's full of spastic kids zipping up and down the walkways nearly crashing into families and old people. They're never going anywhere, they just go back and forth in the most populated area. I was walking up a hill and there was two kids on a single E-bike going about 1 mile an hour uphill. The whole time they're swerving left and right because the piece of shit wasn't powerful enough to carry the weight uphill and the kids didn't want to peddle or just push the bike. Instead the opted for swerving and nearly crashing. Also retarded teens who try and collectively ride their E bikes through a shopping mall through crowds of shoppers and getting angsty because it turns out riding a 80 pound electric vehicle into a crowd isn't practical.
I also reserve my hate for fat, autistic zoomies who ride E-skateboards through crowds of people while starting at their phone and nearly running down mothers with their chrildren.
Giving this kind of technology to retarded kids, old people and food delivery third worlders is a mistake that will result in deaths.
I then started to come across groups of retired boomers who would ride around in packs around parks wearing full blown downhill MTB chest plates, shinpads, full face helmets. They'd ride around (never really peddling) with that same aggressive smugness that some elderly cripples have when they get a mobility scooter and charge through crowds of shoppers because they're bitter that they're immobile invalids and will take down anyone in their way now the technology has given them fake legs.
Now every zoomer is riding around on a E-bike. The arduous task of peddling or pushing has become too much and they need things to have zero effort. In the Summer months when you go to the beach, it's full of spastic kids zipping up and down the walkways nearly crashing into families and old people. They're never going anywhere, they just go back and forth in the most populated area. I was walking up a hill and there was two kids on a single E-bike going about 1 mile an hour uphill. The whole time they're swerving left and right because the piece of shit wasn't powerful enough to carry the weight uphill and the kids didn't want to peddle or just push the bike. Instead the opted for swerving and nearly crashing. Also retarded teens who try and collectively ride their E bikes through a shopping mall through crowds of shoppers and getting angsty because it turns out riding a 80 pound electric vehicle into a crowd isn't practical.
I also reserve my hate for fat, autistic zoomies who ride E-skateboards through crowds of people while starting at their phone and nearly running down mothers with their chrildren.
Giving this kind of technology to retarded kids, old people and food delivery third worlders is a mistake that will result in deaths.
