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If Nintendo does end up announcing another Smash Brothers, it's going to be annoying seeing all of the Tumblrinas sperging over "how great it is" for months
It was announced a month ago during a Nintendo Direct for a 2018 release. Not only that, they announced a tournament of top players that will be competing during E3.
 
actually, from sony, I am curious to see in what direction they are taking the medievil remake.
I really liked that game at the time.
 
I'm pretty sure Nintendo will announce a new entry to the autistic weeb wank-fest known as Fire Emblem, because they think that anyone other than autistic weebs give a shit about it.
I tried watching these conferences multiple times, and every single time I keep asking myself "why the fuck do people watch this shit?".
E3 is only good for when it shows the occasional non-shit like Samus Returns.
 
EA - Anthem, I guess.
I hope it's incredibly lackluster in comparison to Destiny 2, which is already a disappointment to everyone, so that BioWare Austin gets fucked in the ass & by consequence the Star Wars Online: Knight of the Old republic finally fucking dies. Way to squander an IP, you faggots.
 
I hope it's incredibly lackluster in comparison to Destiny 2, which is already a disappointment to everyone, so that BioWare Austin gets fucked in the ass & by consequence the Star Wars Online: Knight of the Old republic finally fucking dies. Way to squander an IP, you faggots.

If you think a new Bioware IP isn't going to sell like heroin just by virtue of being a new Bioware IP, you're tragically wrong.

I feel Anthem won't be that good (its writing and character design already smells like bland, focus tested horseshit) but it'll make enough money for Bioware to shit out sequels and erode whatever redeeming qualities it'll have, similar to Dragon Age.
 
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I'm probably gonna wait for Dunkey's vid on E3. Maybe watch a few trailers for interesting shit. Too much real world shit to take time and watch livestreams. :( Maybe I'll watch Joel's commentary if he VOD the vids.
 
If you think a new Bioware IP isn't going to sell like heroin just by virtue of being a new Bioware IP, you're tragically wrong.

I feel Anthem won't be that good (its writing and character design already smells like bland, focus tested horseshit) but it'll make enough money for Bioware to shit out sequels and erode whatever redeeming qualities it'll have, similar to Dragon Age.

I heard the EA straight up refuses to give the greenlight to games unless they aggressively push lootboxes/micro transactions so it's almost a certainty that Anthem will be saturated with them.
 
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Bethesda - Lot of speculation about this "Starfield" game that's been kicked around in the rumor pit.
They are trying to generate a lot of buzz about Id's Rage 2, so I imagine that'll be a thing too.
Square-Enix - [...] FF7 remake. [...]
Ehh, recent news is that they took the game from the team that was working on it and in meetings they are saying they'd like to have it done before Final Fantasy's 35th anniversary (2023).
https://www.destructoid.com/-update...ll-allegedly-be-released-by-2023-502866.phtml
 
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I really only watch Sony & Microsofts conferences (half to see who does it better and half because I don't really care about the others). Personally I'm hoping for more info on KH3 or the Final Fantasy remake, but I'll still be forever waiting for an L.A. Noire 2. Ever since they remade it for the PS4, ive been hoping that it's a sign of a new one on the horizon.
 
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Idk what's going on with Resident Evil anymore because I stopped paying full attention after RE4, but I really hate when Sony (or whatever console they currently sold out to) announces new RE from Crapcom. They always promise a "return to survival horror", yet it never is. The only thing I care to see is new info regarding the RE2 remake they promised back in 2015, as long as they don't fuck it up. I'd like to see it done in the same style as the first remake and RE Zero. I'm excited to finally see a trailer or demo.


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With the exception of CP77, most of the stuff I'm looking forward to is "middle shelf" at best, i.e. Vampyr, the Kingdom Come expansions, Jurassic World: Evolution, and so forth. The "AAA" game scene really has lost me.
 
I don't expect this to be in this year's show, it might still be a few years off, but I want a follow-up to that FromSoftware teaser.

 
Idk what's going on with Resident Evil anymore because I stopped paying full attention after RE4, but I really hate when Sony (or whatever console they currently sold out to) announces new RE from Crapcom. They always promise a "return to survival horror", yet it never is. The only thing I care to see is new info regarding the RE2 remake they promised back in 2015, as long as they don't fuck it up. I'd like to see it done in the same style as the first remake and RE Zero. I'm excited to finally see a trailer or demo.


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I would be willing to bet money, that they will fuck it up in some form or capacity.
If the best they could come up with is Re7, which is a lamer version of RE96, we're in for a ride.
 
I wonder if Death Stranding is going to be a major part of Sony's press conference?
 
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I wonder if Death Stranding is going to be a major part of Sony's press conference?
Oh hell yeah. According to what I've read a week or two ago, instead of trying to have dozens of games on display, Sony is only going to be focusing on their "Big Four," that being:

Spider-Man (Insomniac)
Last of Us 2 (Naughty Dog)
Death Stranding (Kojima Productions)
Ghost of Tsushima (Sucker Punch)

They will be showcasing a handful of other third party titles, but those four are supposed to be the big 10-15 minute presentations this year.
 
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