E3 2021 Griefing Thread - Now with more nigger pandering, does anyone even care about most of the games displayed here seriously? (Spoiler alert Nintendo won lol)

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I think this is hands down the worst E3 bar none

Naw, it's the best. Todd Howard showed up and gave us a truly in-depth breakdown of Starfield and why you need to preorder it right now.

 

[Slimy Time]

Stop motion handmade game.

Oh my god. Alright, I'm checking out. Goodnight guys. E3 is shit and exists solely for the incestuous journalists.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Pretty sure some people will be pissed if no Switch Pro reveal.

The show will be "roughly 40 minutes" long, featuring info "focused exclusively on Nintendo Switch software."

No Switch Pro, sorry faggots

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Wallace and Grommit in Space?

 

[TVStactic]

I think this is hands down the worst E3 bar none

i've said it before, it's my 1st E3 and i'm hating every fucking moment of it. at least i've ordered pizza...

 

[Dom Cruise]

Pixelshit is played out as fuck now.

I think this is hands down the worst E3 bar none

It truly is, why did I allow myself to get high hopes for this year's E3? Good grief.

I am still clinging to my delusions of seeing a proper Dino Crisis game after 21 years.

It's sad that the only Capcom franchises that started in the late 90s and early to mid 2000s that are still going is Resident Evil and Devil May Cry, I mean don't get me wrong I love those series, but Onimusha is dead, Dino Crisis is dead, even Dead Rising is... dead, it'd be nice to have at least one other franchise of that era come back.

Another WWII shooter.

Can we at least use a different war? Like, maybe the Korean, or Vietnam one? I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm tired of fighting Nazis.

We really need a good new Vietnam game, I wanna be in the shit.

SOME FOLKS ARE BORN

E3 2021 is so bad that it is making E3 2006 look good in retrospect.

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE LACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

It really is feeling like it's all coming tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling dooooooooown...

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Everything looks like absolute shit.

Like, I appreciate the effort guys, but for fuck's sake, just learn to model, and render.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Nothing is getting me excited here. Is it me getting older or am I going nuts. Who is going to buy this shit?

I'm just freshly old enough to drink and I'm considering doing just that to get through the rest of e3. Its not age at work, I'd say.

 

[Titos]

Just now catching up on the Queer Enix show and holy fuck does Babylons Fall look terrible. I'm calling it now Platinum is going bankrupt in the next 5 years and Kamiya will be blocking people on twitter for nickles next to a bus stop while begging Mikami or Capcom to give him a job.

 

[Cantercoin]

" A few movie games"
ALMOST EVERY SINGLE ONE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING MOVIE GAME

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

No Switch Pro, sorry faggots

Vyse, I just figured out how Nintendo can win e3 and not by skirting the already low ass bar. They needa slap SEGA with enough money for a remaster or at least port of Skies of Arcadia Legends,

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

E3 2021 in a nutshell:

This is what we all deserve for tolerating and buying this shit for years if not decades for some of us. We're all to blame.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

"Everyones got a smile. Fuck it, just call it Happy Game."

 

[Spirelord]

Oh wow he he funni happy murder game ha ha so subversive wow
I almost wanna become a game dev if THIS is the fucking minimum I need to do to succeed.

 

[Haunted Gambler]

"Happy Game"
Something tells me this is one of those games that has a dark twist.

 

[Billy_Sama]

If E3 keeps on going like it is, it will become much more easier to get a PS5 and Xbox Series X once people will realize both have no fun games.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Oh, what the fuck is this creepy-ass shit?

We sure this ain't a horror game?

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

A GAME LITERALLY CALLED "HAPPY GAME" FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF BEING "WHOLESOME" ISN"T ACTUALLY HAPPY AND WHOLESOME AT ALL

DO YOU GET IT. DO YOU FUCKING GET IT.

 

[verissimus]

NOOOOOOO

I don't wanna watch Mitt Romney run for president again.

...I mean, yeah I feel the same way, but wrong year man.

 

[Gru]

Oh wow, the happy looking game is actually dark and disturbing, where have I seen this one before? I just want one fun somewhat original game god damnit.