E3 2021 Griefing Thread - Now with more nigger pandering, does anyone even care about most of the games displayed here seriously? (Spoiler alert Nintendo won lol)

[TVStactic]

the fuck is with this music and L4D2.2?
if it remains generic AF, it's DOA.

 

[Billy Beer]

Why would they show TBC, Futas are banned.

Turn based combat. what were you thinking of?

 

[Marissa Moira]

naomi kyle looks like she put on 200 pounds

Nah, not even. She doesn't even have thunder thighs.

Turn based combat. what were you thinking of?

Throbbing big cocks

 

[Tor Lugosi]

Nah, not even. She doesn't even have thunder thighs.


Throbbing big cocks

she has a double chin now

 

[Dom Cruise]

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I’m sure @Dom Cruise has played one of these games in his lifetime, right?

I played Uncharted 4 and Nadine was the worst aspect of the game, all they had to do was have a scene where she apologizes to Nate for working with an asshole and siccing her men on him, just have her say "yeah, I realize I've made a mistake, sorry Nate" and have her do something to help set up the main villain's downfall, like something back in the day would have done if it had a villain they wanted to redeem near the end and not kill off.

But because she's a black woman in the eyes of Woke she can do wrong and then face zero consequences or responsibility for it, she just fucks off near the end and that's that, completely pointless character on every level.

But to be fair, gaming really did go through an era where every single protagonist was either a bald white guy space marine type or a white "Nathan Drake everyman" type character and that got just as boring after a while (though at least it wasn't political) and none of those characters are actually main characters, also the chick from Deathloop is actually cute.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Square Enix's presentation in a nutshell:

 

[MooseGump]

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

I played Uncharted 4

why

 

[Judge Dredd]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AQt-NjR-a3kPeople are absolutely eating this trash in the comments

Funny, but Giant Bomb did it better a decade ago.

 

[Titos]

It disgusts me seeing "team ninja" without Itagaki, their games don't even have any dismemberment, titties, or implied tentacle rape anymore. Instead you get a shitty soulsclone set in the most generic possible jap "RPG" series possible. A series that has done nothing but harm the standards for what can be called an "RPG". Frankly if Sakaguchi was killed prior to creating the abomination that is Final Fantasy the world would be a better place, same goes for Dragon Quest.

 

[Broseph]

FF 4 and 5 already have 3D remakes...in fact all of those FF games are already on Android? IDK what the point of the announcement was.

FF 5 and 6 on Steam are the bastardized smartphone ports where everything is redrawn and the sprites have this stupid filter on them and everything looks ugly as hell.

I believe the Steam versions of FF 3 and 4 are the 3D remakes that came out on the PSP or Nintendo DS or something.

The first two Final Fantasies had remakes on the PSP and it's a damn shame those games never got put on Steam as they were actually pretty decent.

 

[Miller]

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Halo 4 Cortana was the best one.

Spoiler

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Late, but I just wanna say that Mathew Mercer's real voice being that of a total soyboy's is hilarious.

 

[Str8Bustah]

>babylon's fall finally gets announced
>it's a paid service game

well, at least I don't need to to worry about it anymore

 

[Gamepad]

You forgot the Chaos emeralds.

 

[Autistic AT-ST]

"zeta halo is the largest area we have ever made"
>makes Multiplayer FTP
>Campaign cost $$$ (So no one will play it)

343i has essentially turned halo into fortnite.


I hope Firefight 3.0 will be announced, but knowing 343i and the trailer so far, it looks like a reskinned halo 5 with the worst parts of halo 4 MP baked in like Ordinance.

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

I find it funny that I'm more excited for Creeper World 4 (which is a tiny underappreciated game made by a super small developer) is getting co-op multiplayer over anything that has been shown at this absolute shit show.

 

[Radical Cadre]

I completely overlooked this a month ago. But since it is E3 time, here's something for the turbospergs out there.

You can never truly know what it is to be autistic until you've made major hardware upgrades to your PC so that you can run the biggest maps in a 4X strategy game.

 

[TVStactic]

pcgamer is going to start soon.
so all the zoomer ADHD stuff is happening right now.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Yay more Halo novels/comics