E3 2021 Griefing Thread - Now with more nigger pandering, does anyone even care about most of the games displayed here seriously? (Spoiler alert Nintendo won lol)

[Bunny Tracks]

Her computer is named ADAM.

Other M BTFO.

*hears the name "Adam" in a Metroid game*

OH NO

*turns out it's the name of Samus' computer*

OH THANK GOD

 

[HexFag]

Did they -really- win?

• DLC
• Multiplatform port of Lesbian game
• Sequel to Lesbian game (also multiplatform)
• Multiplatform cape faggotry
• Multiplatform Worms game
• Multiplatform weebshit
• Multiplatform shovelware from Sega
• Monkey Ball Remaster
• Mario Party collection (they did this on the 3DS)
• Metroid Dread (5)
• Multiplatform Dance shit
• Arcade port
• Dragon Ball Kakarot (Port)
• Mario Golf
• Monster Hunter Stories 2
• Amiibos
• Warioware
• SMT V
• Visual novel collection/ports
• Wii U Port
• Doom Eternal port
• Tony Hawk port
• Rebellion port
• Kingdom Battle 2
• Advance Wars Remake
• DLC
• Zelda "HD" port
• ROM in plastic shell
• Breath of the Wild 2

I mean when the bar is so low...

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Vyse, I just figured out how Nintendo can win e3 and not by skirting the already low ass bar. They needa slap SEGA with enough money for a remaster or at least port of Skies of Arcadia Legends,

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Dunno about the veracity of this (said back in March) but I'm not fucking seeing it, you asshole Psyduck. Tales of Arise was revealed, but it isn't coming to GamePass. I desperately want to believe, but I've been so used to being let down when it comes to SOA that I'm only gonna believe it when I see it

If there's a Skies of Arcadia port in this Direct I'll suck your cock and really put my all into it.

Welp, turns out that """"""leaker""""""" was full of shit, cuz all of the big E3 conferences have come and gone, and still no sign. My hopes are dashed yet again. I mean, I'm still happy with what we got, but MAN, it just seemed like the perfect time.....aw well, there's still the rest of the year. Awww who am I kidding. It's probably for the best that Skies doesn't get remade/remastered in this current climate anyway.....

 

[Radical Cadre]

"Metroid is about exploring the map and finding powerups. it wont always be um uh um yeah oh uh ah obvious where the path forward uh ah is. Um ah"

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They act like patrolling NPCs are a new concept in video games.

Nintendo will hype the shit out of anything they do and pretend it was their invention. Because on a long enough timeline it probably it.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Did they -really- win?

• DLC
• Multiplatform port of Lesbian game
• Sequel to Lesbian game (also multiplatform)
• Multiplatform cape faggotry
• Multiplatform Worms game
• Multiplatform weebshit
• Multiplatform shovelware from Sega
• Monkey Ball Remaster
• Mario Party collection (they did this on the 3DS)
• Metroid Dread (5)
• Multiplatform Dance shit
• Arcade port
• Dragon Ball Kakarot (Port)
• Mario Golf
• Monster Hunter Stories 2
• Amiibos
• Warioware
• SMT V
• Visual novel collection/ports
• Wii U Port
• Doom Eternal port
• Tony Hawk port
• Rebellion port
• Kingdom Battle 2
• Advance Wars Remake
• DLC
• Zelda "HD" port
• ROM in plastic shell
• Breath of the Wild 2

Well lets look at capcom for comparison

• Dlc
• E-sports

 

[Radical Cadre]

Welp, turns out that """"""leaker""""""" was full of shit, cuz all of the big E3 conferences have come and gone, and still no sign. My hopes are dashed yet again. I mean, I'm still happy with what we got, but MAN, it just seemed like the perfect time.....aw well, there's still the rest of the year. Awww who am I kidding. It's probably for the best that Skies doesn't get remade/remastered in this current climate anyway.....

Hey. Come over here buddy. I'll still suck your dick.

 

[Shokaract]

Now all I want from Bandai is a bit of expanded look at Elden Ring gameplay. I don't think ill get that though.

 

[DMX DA GOAT]

Did they -really- win?

• DLC
• Multiplatform port of Lesbian game
• Sequel to Lesbian game (also multiplatform)
• Multiplatform cape faggotry
• Multiplatform Worms game
• Multiplatform weebshit
• Multiplatform shovelware from Sega
• Monkey Ball Remaster
• Mario Party collection (they did this on the 3DS)
• Metroid Dread (5)
• Multiplatform Dance shit
• Arcade port
• Dragon Ball Kakarot (Port)
• Mario Golf
• Monster Hunter Stories 2
• Amiibos
• Warioware
• SMT V
• Visual novel collection/ports
• Wii U Port
• Doom Eternal port
• Tony Hawk port
• Rebellion port
• Kingdom Battle 2
• Advance Wars Remake
• DLC
• Zelda "HD" port
• ROM in plastic shell
• Breath of the Wild 2

Nigga i know you mad at no New Nintendo Switch but did you pay attention at all the past 3 days?

 

[gaystoner]

Did they -really- win?

• DLC
• Multiplatform port of Lesbian game
• Sequel to Lesbian game (also multiplatform)
• Multiplatform cape faggotry
• Multiplatform Worms game
• Multiplatform weebshit
• Multiplatform shovelware from Sega
• Monkey Ball Remaster
• Mario Party collection (they did this on the 3DS)
• Metroid Dread (5)
• Multiplatform Dance shit
• Arcade port
• Dragon Ball Kakarot (Port)
• Mario Golf
• Monster Hunter Stories 2
• Amiibos
• Warioware
• SMT V
• Visual novel collection/ports
• Wii U Port
• Doom Eternal port
• Tony Hawk port
• Rebellion port
• Kingdom Battle 2
• Advance Wars Remake
• DLC
• Zelda "HD" port
• ROM in plastic shell
• Breath of the Wild 2

Yes. They also showed all of that in like 40 minutes vs making me sit through pozzed SJW talk for 5 hours.

 

[Trashfire Garbagefuck]

Did they -really- win?

• DLC
• Multiplatform port of Lesbian game
• Sequel to Lesbian game (also multiplatform)
• Multiplatform cape faggotry
• Multiplatform Worms game
• Multiplatform weebshit
• Multiplatform shovelware from Sega
• Monkey Ball Remaster
• Mario Party collection (they did this on the 3DS)
• Metroid Dread (5)
• Multiplatform Dance shit
• Arcade port
• Dragon Ball Kakarot (Port)
• Mario Golf
• Monster Hunter Stories 2
• Amiibos
• Warioware
• SMT V
• Visual novel collection/ports
• Wii U Port
• Doom Eternal port
• Tony Hawk port
• Rebellion port
• Kingdom Battle 2
• Advance Wars Remake
• DLC
• Zelda "HD" port
• ROM in plastic shell
• Breath of the Wild 2

It could have been the Wario Ware trailer and then forty minutes of Wario grunting and struggling in the shitter and Nintendo would STILL win E3. That's how bad E3 is.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

who the fuck still buys just dance

Hospitals that use Just Dance for physical Therapy.

Not shitting you, that is why Just Dance has been ported back to the Wii for years.

 

[Here For the News]

*hears the name "Adam" in a Metroid game*

OH NO

*turns out it's the name of Samus' computer*

OH THANK GOD

And to be fair, wasn't it named Adam in Metroid Fusion?

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Hey. Come over here buddy. I'll still suck your dick.

ewww don't touch me, faggot.

 

[Fougaro]

Did they -really- win?

• (...)
• Metroid Dread (5)
• (...)
• SMT V

Yes.

 

[Grey Donovan]

 

[Autistic AT-ST]

And to be fair, wasn't it named Adam in Metroid Fusion?

It was. Liking that at least metroid didnt lose its superior armor design like Halo did.

Game is too bright to be scary and it was mentioned in the metroid prime games as project dread.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

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At least Nintendo had games unlike Capcom.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

And to be fair, wasn't it named Adam in Metroid Fusion?

Yeah I'm kinda surprised Metroid fans aren't aware that Adam was introduced in Fusion...

 

[Autistic AT-ST]

what is the name of the new suit? she was wearing the fusion suit at the end of fusion.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

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I'm excited for Metroid, Mario Party and Wario Ware. BOTW2 as well.

LMFAO Nintendo haters mad as hell.