US Easter eggs are so expensive, Americans are dyeing marshmallows, potatoes, and even onions

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Easter eggs are so expensive, Americans are dyeing marshmallows, potatoes, and even onions​

For four decades, Young’s Jersey Dairy in Yellow Springs, Ohio, has celebrated Easter with a cherished tradition—an annual egg hunt featuring 10,000 hand-dyed real eggs. The eggs were baked in standing ovens—“It’s much quicker than boiling that many,” said John Young, a fourth-generation member of the family-owned business—then cooled and dipped in dye by hand, all in preparation for the big day.

This year, however, the beloved event is taking a new turn. For the first time in its 40-year history, the Easter eggs scattered across the farm’s grassy fields will be plastic. Each egg will contain a coupon for a free ride on the carousel, reported the New York Times.

In February, the Young family began questioning whether continuing the tradition with real eggs made sense. Rising prices and limited availability in the U.S. egg market raised concerns. The event typically welcomes over 2,000 people, and the farm usually spends about $3,000 ( ₹256,350) on eggs.

“The responses have been pretty positive,” said Young, referring to social media reactions after the farm announced the change. “I think people were quietly scared we’d cancel the event because of egg prices currently. So they’re glad we’re still doing it.”

Chicken eggs, a staple of Easter celebrations across the country, have become more expensive than in previous years. Although prices have started to fall, the uncertainty has led many to explore alternatives.

On social media, videos on how to dye marshmallows, potatoes, and even onions have gone viral.

Food blogger Lexi Harrison, who runs Crowded Kitchen with her mother, decided to create a healthier version of the popular peanut butter chocolate Easter eggs sold in stores. She combined peanut butter, almond flour, and maple syrup, then dipped the egg-shaped mix in white chocolate coloured with blue spirulina powder and matcha.

Her video showcasing the pastel blue, cocoa-speckled eggs has been viewed over 64 million times and received more than 30 ,000 comments across Instagram, Facebook, and TikTok.

“The experience reminds people of the joyful experiences they had in their own childhoods, and people want to keep that alive,” Harrison said, noting that egg dyeing kits have seen a 20 percent increase in sales this year.

In Michigan, where Harrison is based, eggs have been hard to find. “More than half the time I’ve been to the store in the last month there’s been no eggs,” she said. “I’ve never really been a fan of boiled eggs.”

Young said the shift at their farm wasn’t driven solely by price concerns. “It wasn’t the cost as much as it was the fear of wiping out local inventories,” he said. The $3,000 typically spent on eggs will instead be donated to two local food banks.

Still, the heart of the event remains unchanged.

“Plastic eggs can be just as fun,” Mr. Young said. “But I’m hoping we can get back to the tradition next year.”
 
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She combined peanut butter, almond flour, and maple syrup, then dipped the egg-shaped mix in white chocolate coloured with blue spirulina powder and matcha.
This recipe costs way, way more than a hard-boiled dyed egg. I guess cost isn't an issue after all!
My mom did a mini Easter Egg Hunt for my brother and I one year, but she fucked up and lost track of all the eggs. She thought we'd found them all.

We found the ones she forgot about a couple weeks later. It was always plastic eggs after that.
 
If you had a big bowl of dyed onions on your table, wouldn't it stink? Wouldn't the onion skins flake off after a couple days and blow around, or would these be peeled onions? Anyway, onions still cost more than eggs at the two stores I looked at.

The dyed potatoes are cute if done right, but they don't look like eggs. You'd also waste them completely since no one is going to cook with dyed potatoes.
Sounds like an old urban myth of what happens in poor asian countries to celebrate American holidays from decades ago.
"Then they hung a crucified Santa in a mall in Bangkok! I swear to god!"
 
This makes zero sense. Truly. At least from an economy perspective.

A plastic egg + something in it is more per piece than a real egg. Generally. Also leftoids let's talk about plastic chinesium and the environment. But anyways..

If you're somewhere you can get the participants to return the plastic eggs to reuse next year now you have economy. My parents did that and every other year or so we bought like one new package of plastic ones- usually because old ones broke and they'd come out with glitter ones or shiny or glow in the dark as new and we could talk them into it.

This used to apply largely to things like office parties or such as well, but those got cancelled for being religious and offensive. (Lololol when you know why eggs and bunnies are spring symbols it's got Jack all to do with Christianity). In current year all of that is gone and I have no fucks to give

All these other hacks are inevitably more expensive. At some point in my childhood we painted wooden eggs but it was because we could have fun and reuse them for decorations. The rest of all this shit like onions and marshmallows and shit is absolute lunacy.

Also if you don't put them outside in the heat and use food safe due you can still eat the damn eggs.

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Unrelated to the article but to the thread, don't tarrifs apply to physical goods? Implying there's some other reason all those Indian contracting firms in IT are getting hammered. (General market downswing on tarrifs or the fact that other than cheap labor desires like Musk everyone else hate H1B and are seeing what th uve done to our service and tech economy. Go home jeets and build your own silicon valley. We need to get the street shitter ceos and wagies the fuck out of ours)
 
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Probably a regional thing. Even with the chicken culling going on in canada egg prices in my area only went up to $3/dozen from $2.50 before covid and the culling
 
I guess this is generational/ regional and I'm really interested in how everyone else does it

growing up it was the same as it was for my kids - you dye hardboiled eggs at home, sometimes with friends, and the Easter Bunny hides those eggs and you look for them Easter morning

big egg hunts though at parks were always plastic eggs

and if you get really fancy, like if you make pyansky, you blow the egg first, then you eat the inside and just decorate the shell. My mom never did this so I never did it either but I was considering it for this year.
 
I doubt this.

Nobody does dozens and dozens of real dyed eggs. You do maybe a dozen or two, at most. It's a small expense overall, even with the higher price of eggs.

And nobody is fucking dying potatoes and onions. I refuse to believe that. That's TikTok bullshit, like "this 1 food hack you have to try" and shit.

The rest of this article was about someone making a healthier version of a reeses egg. That has nothing to do with real eggs at all.
 
I recommend, if possible, get a chicken or two of your own. Why pay anything for eggs when you can get them for free?


Or think.

Unless you have enough predator-free land you can just free range them, chickens are not free. The feed costs money. Not a ton, but if you're just wanting a few eggs a week, you're not going to save money by raising your own chickens in your back yard. That's ~300 square feet per bird. Assuming ideal conditions (diverse vegetation, ample insects, etc). And that doesn't account for fall and winter.
 
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Unless you have enough predator-free land you can just free range them, chickens are not free. The feed costs money. Not a ton, but if you're just wanting a few eggs a week, you're not going to save money by raising your own chickens in your back yard. That's ~300 square feet per bird. Assuming ideal conditions (diverse vegetation, ample insects, etc). And that doesn't account for fall and winter.
You can feed chickens on beans and pasta cooked together and ground-up oyster shells and they'll be fine. Chickens will eat anything, including eggs and fried chicken. Beans and pasta will keep them well-fed enough to lay good eggs, and they need grit in order to digest their food and calcium to form good egg shells.

We couldn't figure out why our compost heap wasn't composting very well until we realized that the neighbor's chickens were raiding our compost heap for the food scraps, leaving only grass and leaves. Caught one chowing on a leftover chicken wing. They'd run straight out if we threw spaghetti out there.
 
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