EAT WITH ME | WHERE HAVE I BEEN?! 5/15/19

[Madam Spergwell]

That poop bun tho. Poop mountain. She really likes trolling us.

 

[Twinkie]

Lord I don't have enough dirty diabetes digits to count the LAHS

She said she had to stop doing mukbangs because it wasn't healthy. Not because she was afraid of the hate feedback

The whole point of her "me so sowwy" video ( the one that got thousands of idiots back on her side) was that she claims she WASN'T being herself in her videos. Amberlynn said she was acting like a cunt because she gets so much hate and she was feeding into the hate. She started being "herself" again (victimlynn, etc.) and now she's claiming THAT wasn't her true self.

So basically she's admitting she's truly a cunt and is just going to be a cunt. Good to have you back gorl!

 

[Damaged Goods]

This sausage party is so raw, you guise. FAWK

 

[IslamicContentental Belt]

I'm semi-wondering if she needed help to get to the kitchen in the first place, with her cooking sitting down (you know she did) and then just eating right next to the stove, plus refusing to get up and get her water.

Not that I envy anybody she had to lean on or whatever, and I realize that setup could be just more of her trolling to fuel speculation, but yeah.

She is at the mobility level of the My 600 Lb Life people we see where they have one of those foldup walker/wheelchair all in one things that they need just to move from room to room. She is literally in the kitchen and can't get up and get some water there as many commenters have pointed out.

I have plenty of empathy for depression and anxiety, PL aside I've been there. But when you cynically do stuff to make money off people hating you then you don't get to cry about that hate making you feel bad. A lot of people self sabotage their mental health to one degree or another but not in such a completely retarded way.

 

[mekalekahi]

The begining of the video she has such a punchable face and demenor.

Amber can't stand up by herself so when she's down shes down till Becky can hoist her up which is hilarious. Theres a fridge 2 feet behind her and cups but she cant get water she wants.

Cannot wait to see her hike one day and its just right around the corner!

 

[XQ 076]

Like clockwork.

 

[smallmilk]

YES!!!!! I KNEW IT!!!

 

[Daintygorllayg]

Thats a gigantic serving size gorl

Also the whole mhmm mhmm after she eats is triggering as fuck

 

[PiggyPie]

What is with the Chantal-like giggles in this video?

 

[Dainty_Queen]

This

She talked so much and still managed to say absolutely nothing.

Yeah honestly, I didn't even know what to type for the video description, just picked random parts cause honestly YOU GUISE, Amber is back and she is still as boring as ever. I wish I could be as versatile as Amber; boring, fat, healthy, sassy, sweet, cunty all while remaining a dainty princess who is going through mental theengs.

 

[IslamicContentental Belt]

This video is like the food addict version of the last known video of some celebrity who died of a speedball overdose caught on tape slurring their words, skin red and splotchy, hair a mess, babbling and making no sense. God knows how bad she was if this is her finally feeling good enough to be on camera.

 

[Queen of Moderation]

Next video will be a Torrid Haul. Her feet are bothering her. I'm optimistic that the epic sugar foot saga has begun.

 

[Bliss]

What is with the Chantal-like giggles in this video?

Amber assimilates the personality of people she watches because she has no personality of her own

 

[Daintygorllayg]

If she wants to show us her true self we need a video of her laid up in bed at 3am surrounded by bags of skittles and chicken bones

 

[Masta]

I don’t think there is enough ads Amberlynn.

 

[raritycunt]

I love how shes now trying to defend this on Twitter, keep being exceptional gorl

 

[Genichiro]

Since when is her face so gray ? She has that pallor of a recent corpse.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

"I could walk Twinkie, but I can only walk for three minutes until I keel over. Besides, Twinkie has more fun walking herself."

Absolutely exceptional there, sweetcheeks! The way this gorl is able to rationalize HER ENTIRE FUCKED UP LIFE just floors me beyond belief!

 

[clusterfuckk]

AL: 'My feet are bothering me y'all'

No girl, YOU are bothering YOUR FEET

It must be all that sitting she is doing.... gorl don't know that sitting and doing absolutely fuck all, is traumatic to dainty feet as hers..

"I really want to start doing more challenges you guisssssse"
Maybe try living past 30?

A good challenge would be wiping your own ass, or maybe showering once a week?

 

[NQ 952]

and so it begins anew.