EBT Payment Shutdown Thread

[Netizennameless]

Saw this posted the other day, I'm sure they're well meaning folks, but this is like offering free crack to a crackhead in Seattle.

The person who wrote this tweet is either a retard or a foreigner (likely both). Congress controls the budget, not "this administration." Trump can't pay out benefits with money he doesn't have permission to spend, and Congress has let that permission expire.

Edit: I guess? Reading the comments on those posts is a mindfuck. How is white women being Islamophobic voting against their interests?

Stop trying to find reason in mental illness. it isn't there to be found.

And I appreciate you showing me this, but too many women are out there celebrating this and getting “goose bumps” about making their so-called MAGA parents mad. Sadly this doesn’t change anything about the points I made in my posts. 48% of women voting for/supporting a commie Muslim is still almost half and that is significant. Don’t get me wrong, plenty of white men are fucking retarded too. Saw a vid of a couple of white men passing out vodka and cigarettes to bums on the street today.

You are experiencing the social media effect. A very loud minority is warping your perception of reality. Please remember that a ton of conservative women don't have a social media presence at all. You're not seeing their opinions online, but they still exist and they still vote. A lot of these leftist harpies are screeching online because nobody puts up with them in real life. They have no friends, so they sit online and focus on politics/curating an online presence. Just ignore them and enjoy your life.

2 years of applying and search for all T1 or entry level IT jobs has produced a single phone interview.
I was optimistic and tried to apply again, but it has gotten significantly worse.

Two pieces of advice: List your college attendance ambiguously, so that if someone isn't paying attention they might mistake it for a bachelor's. Do not lie if they ask you but a lot of places won't even check. The pajeets you are competing against are literally lying about their credentials, leave it up to the employer to notice. 2) apply for senior level jobs anyway. If your asking price is low and your competition is mostly pajeets, some companies will consider training you up. Try to find a recruiting agency, they have actual leads they are trying to fill as opposed to sifting through ghost jobs. Also it's less demoralizing because you don't have to hear all the rejections.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

If only poors could be gifted more Dr Pepper on SNAP they would be able to buy houses and railroads and machines for manufacturing microchips

Keep voting for politicians who will make you poorer and starve, all because they said they'd do the same to black people. You deserve to starve, retard. You're in a cult based around an obese, elderly, senile pedophile who shits his pants and need help

 

[For The Lulz]

Keep voting for politicians who will make you poorer and starve, all because they said they'd do the same to black people. You deserve to starve, retard. You're in a cult based around an obese, elderly, senile pedophile who shits his pants and need help

Oh Hulkster, how I have missed your dogshit takes.
Glad to have you back.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You're in a cult based around an obese, elderly, senile pedophile who shits his pants and need help

Good to see you again. So long as you're here, I'm genuinely curious: what's your favorite lolcow (aside from political figures you disagree with, including Donald of the Trump)? Do you prefer DSP, Ralph, a deathfat, or someone else?

 

[potato in mah painus]

Keep voting for politicians who will make you poorer and starve, all because they said they'd do the same to black people. You deserve to starve, retard. You're in a cult based around an obese, elderly, senile pedophile who shits his pants and need help

Nice to see the AnH clown has come back from his break.

 

[Mister Fister]

Keep voting for politicians who will make you poorer and starve, all because they said they'd do the same to black people. You deserve to starve, retard. You're in a cult based around an obese, elderly, senile pedophile who shits his pants and need help

don’t you have the traitorous eight to get angry at now?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Good to see you again. So long as you're here, I'm genuinely curious: what's your favorite lolcow (aside from political figures you disagree with, including Donald of the Trump)? Do you prefer DSP, Ralph, a deathfat, or someone else?

Chris Chan for sure. Gotta go with a classic.

Oh Hulkster, how I have missed your dogshit takes.
Glad to have you back.

lol so you think that even though you live off of welfare you should vote for the people who want to eliminate it and make you homeless? Even for a guy who has test so low that he desires getting on his knees and servicing an obese, elderly, senile, pants-shitting pedophile you are a little beta cuck

Nice to see the AnH clown has come back from his break.

So even though you live on food stamps, you're willing to starve as long as black people starve too? Have you gotten your test levels checked yet, little guy? I asked you to when you were throwing a tantrum in the TES thread about us laughing at you for wanting to be submissive to another man, and I hope you got around to it because your test is so low that even redditers would feel bad for you

 

[umseriously]

Honestly it's better that the government shutdown is ending. Only losers want their team to extend the shutdown while the common folk starve because of some BS. If you want to play dirty games, do that behind closed doors. Not in front of the entire American nation.

 

[S@credC]

Now we have the issue of Healthcare premiums skyrocketing.

 

[Gregis]

 

[For The Lulz]

You still haven't answered it, little guy. I know you're a good little paypig who thinks billionaires care about you so you believe them when they say that brown people are why you're poor, but billionaires really don't have your best interest in mind

I love this little fanfic you have going in your head, can you do my deported to mexico arc next if you won't do my horoscope?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I love this little fanfic you have going in your head, can you do my deported to mexico arc next if you won't do my horoscope?

You love Republicans and support their tax breaks for billionaires and support tariffs, which are to pay for them. So yeah, you love being a paypig for billionaires, little guy. I have no idea why because billionaires grabbing your money are why you're poor, not brown people and trannies

 

[For The Lulz]

You love Republicans and support their tax breaks for billionaires and support tariffs, which are to pay for them. So yeah, you love being a paypig for billionaires, little guy. I have no idea why because billionaires grabbing your money are why you're poor, not brown people and trannies

So far off the mark you might as well be in another galaxy.
See this? This is you right now *correction* this is you most of the time


Do my horoscope already

Jannies plz no bully, I can't help laughing at the best and brightest

 

[potato in mah painus]

Chris Chan for sure. Gotta go with a classic.


lol so you think that even though you live off of welfare you should vote for the people who want to eliminate it and make you homeless? Even for a guy who has test so low that he desires getting on his knees and servicing an obese, elderly, senile, pants-shitting pedophile you are a little beta cuck


So even though you live on food stamps, you're willing to starve as long as black people starve too? Have you gotten your test levels checked yet, little guy? I asked you to when you were throwing a tantrum in the TES thread about us laughing at you for wanting to be submissive to another man, and I hope you got around to it because your test is so low that even redditers would feel bad for you

Your entire skit is now personal attacks because screaming trump this trump that doesn't work any more. There isn't any more lulz to milk from someone who should have the pink triangle.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Just dropping in one more time to say that I called it from the beginning.
We made it just ten days because despite what everyone said and did; the status quo was and continues to be more important to the powers that be than actual change.

Fox and conservative sites are spinning it as a win for Republicans and reddit is chalking it up as a loss so make of that what you will.

Of course they are. They need short-term wins to give morons their dopamine fix; but objectively all that happened is that EBT was pushed back 9 days for some.
I will be honest about being wrong about one of my predictions though. I thought the shutdown would last past the 15th. Of all my predictions being wrong; that is the one I find most hilarious and disheartening.

They couldn't even make it to the 15th before both sides caved, and even before then they were trying to figure out continued resolutions to keep SNAP going, making the entire shutdown pointless to begin with
So once again we have a situation where Republicans and Democrats make the perfect faggot bedfellows for one another.
They take turns. One swings the hammer while the other takes the beating and vows to get the upper hand one day; neither breaking the constant homosexual grappling because deep down they love it and hate the idea of ending the affair.

Take note of the days. They make an attempt to make it seem like something is happening, but it never reaches its natural conclusions. If you ask me, every day the world glows just a bit brighter.

 

[potato in mah painus]

They couldn't even make it to the 15th before both sides caved, and even before then they were trying to figure out continued resolutions to keep SNAP going, making the entire shutdown pointless to begin with
So once again we have a situation where Republicans and Democrats make the perfect faggot bedfellows for one another.

The monster in the room is military and ATC not getting their checks. EBT is nothing compared to the mess those two things could cause if we went two or three months into shutdown.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

The monster in the room is military and ATC not getting their checks. EBT is nothing compared to the mess those two things could cause if we went two or three months into shutdown.

It will literally never happen. They will never allow it to touch the military because that's the one thing the US pours all it's funding into.
The fact that the shutdown couldn't even come close to the holidays is a sign of where we really are as a country.
Both sides of the aisle will paint this as a win without seeing that in the long run, the only people that won were the people on EBT that they capitulated to.
They are not going back to their respective homes and saying "Oh damn, that was close. Let me get my life together so that doesn't happen again." they are going home and saying "Okay cool, now I have enough to feed my 6 kids until February! Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years are still on!!"

If anything; I'd say that this ordeal revealed that too many American Citizens are fucking leeches, some of them very proud to be and are already teaching their 5+ kids to leech the system as well.
This entire thing has reconfirmed what I already knew about niggers and white trash and has made me double down on my misanthropy. We live in one big extended Trailer Park - Hood Ghetto and the vast majority of Americans are degenerate enough to be okay with it and the few that want to change it are relegated to sites like this and considered "extremists".

 

[umseriously]

It will literally never happen. They will never allow it to touch the military because that's the one thing the US pours all it's funding into.
The fact that the shutdown couldn't even come close to the holidays is a sign of where we really are as a country.
Both sides of the aisle will paint this as a win without seeing that in the long run, the only people that won were the people on EBT that they capitulated to.
They are not going back to their respective homes and saying "Oh damn, that was close. Let me get my life together so that doesn't happen again." they are going home and saying "Okay cool, now I have enough to feed my 6 kids until February! Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years are still on!!"

If anything; I'd say that this ordeal revealed that too many American Citizens are fucking leeches, some of them very proud to be and are already teaching their 5+ kids to leech the system as well.
This entire thing has reconfirmed what I already knew about niggers and white trash and has made me double down on my misanthropy. We live in one big extended Trailer Park - Hood Ghetto and the vast majority of Americans are degenerate enough to be okay with it and the few that want to change it are relegated to sites like this and considered "extremists".

You're not ready for the days of scavenging and actual hunting. I find those who call others leeches are often the biggest leeches themselves. You should be grateful that the government shutdown has ended.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

You're not ready for the days of scavenging and actual hunting. I find those who call others leeches are often the biggest leeches themselves. You should be grateful that the government shutdown has ended.

I'm sorry; I just need clarification.
Are you saying that unless I'm foraging around the forest, scavenging and hunting; I am a leech too?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I'm sorry; I just need clarification.
Are you saying that unless I'm foraging around the forest, scavenging and hunting; I am a leech too?

No he is just trying to justify his retardation by setting up a Strawman.