EBT Payment Shutdown Thread

[markzuckerbergslave]

To all the EBT niggers ITT:
The USA is the cheapest country in the world, and you can easily feed yourself here for about $25 a month.


I just finished such a $25 month. I have to say- not once was I hungry. Actually, sometimes I was too full.


Now, I don’t count drinks as food, obviously- eating is eating and drinking is drinking- and I spent about $50 just on Coke (2 liters a day, sometimes another liter at night).


So, let’s get to the $25 meal plan.
To survive a month for $25 you need:

• 1 kg rice- about $0.75
• 1 kg pasta- about $0.60
• 1 kg barley - about $0.50
• 6 kg potatoes- about $2
• 2 kg margarine- about $1.25
• 150 bread rolls- about $12.50
• 10 boxes of Cocoa Crunchies- about $5
• 15 packets of sauce mix, $0.12 each- about $1.75, or a few ready-made sauces for around $0.75 each

Total: about $25.
I even had $1.75 left from that twenty-five. Not bad.


How do we eat?
In the morning, cook up a pot of sauce- that’ll last you two days.


Week 1 – pasta. 5 rolls a day, half a box of Cocoa Crunchies.
Week 2 – rice. 5 rolls a day, half a box of Cocoa Crunchies.
Week 3 – barley. 5 rolls a day, half a box of Cocoa Crunchies.
Week 4 – potatoes, 5 rolls, half a box of Cocoa Crunchies.


Instead of Cocoa Crunchies you can buy chocolate spread- 400 g for $0.65- or off-brand chocolate puffs, about $0.30–$0.50 for 300 g.


So the meal plan is tested and very filling- I even had some rice and barley left, because a kilo per week is honestly more than enough.


The only things I missed were yogurt, cheese, and fish.
But I could easily repeat such a month- and I’m saying this as someone who loves to eat, stuff themselves, even overeat.


One George Washington, and you’re fed for the whole month.
The veggies are in the sauce, and the vitamins are in the Crunchies- all the vitamins and minerals that you need.

>Margarine
>No meat

If you eat that diet you're going to have those weird physiques that chinese/indian men have where they weigh a normal weight but their head/face looks like they are 300lbs. I don't like welfare queens but the answer to expensive groceries isn't to eat like a Vietnamese POW

 

[gernig]

 

[Betonhaus]

Inflation is about to skyrocket if the government doesn’t open back up.

The government subsidizes poverty wages using EBT and Medicaid. When those get pulled, wagies demand a living wage. There aren’t enough illegal spics, teenagers and robots to fill in the cracks. The nigs will no-show simply because they can’t afford gas to get to work because it’s either buy gas or buy food.

Inflation may actually go down because the amount of food being purchased with stamps decreases, reducing demand while supply stays the same. There may actually be massive discounts on product that normally flies off the shelf due to EBT

And also, do Americans get employment insurance, where if they have worked steadily then we're laid off they get nine months of income support that's independent of EBT

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

I hope all my fellow kiwis who actually needed government assistance and weren't abusing it will be alright, I will be laughing at all chimpouts though.

 

[FrogMinutes]

for the first time in history an entire race is about to do their own version of No Nut November.
keep your snacks protected, watch your ass when you're unloading your cart. and God help you if you have a bag of Cheetos.
I'm betting there will be a major uptick in snack muggings outside stores.

 

[DiabeetusYeetus]

sometimes you ask for total nigger death but get total nigger war instead, i wonder if i should avoid going to my local winco this month for threat of niggers chimping out

Nah. They'll just steal the food.

 

[KTA]

I'm not even sure what you're trying to say or what you assume my part in this is,
I'mma just nod and smile.

You offered me a platform with your fail trolling to rationally argue for the genocide of large amount of the population. Not just some welfare Niggers, but primarily the part of the population that uses the central planning system of steering offer and demand through socialization of capital risks and costs onto somebody else, to profit in the now, securing their monopolies and factually stealing from the future, which includes banks, political decision makers and subsidized (producers) of whatever (those the poor socialists call falsely "capitalists"), as they already consumed their share. While from a pure GDP/capita perspective they might be a "common profit"for a territory at a given year, from a perspective of risk management they are a potential loss for somebody not even yet born - no matter how much information a given entity has, the capital optimization problem is not perfectly solvable. The soviet Union learned that lesson the hard way
In Soviet Union, the capital optimization problem solves you

 

[NerdShamer]

This post was not written with American hands. Who the fuck measures their food in kilos?

For context, an kilogram is close to 2.2 pounds. But even then, 75 cents for 2lbs of rice is a bit unrealistic...Not to mention the insane risk of developing diabetes on a full carb diet

 

[PoopEater]

I hope all my fellow kiwis who actually needed government assistance and weren't abusing it will be alright, I will be laughing at all chimpouts though.

sorry for any of my spiritually nigger Fellow Kiwis who are depending on government handouts

 

[Chainsaw Juggler]

Inflation may actually go down because the amount of food being purchased with stamps decreases, reducing demand while supply stays the same. There may actually be massive discounts on product that normally flies off the shelf due to EBT

And also, do Americans get employment insurance, where if they have worked steadily then we're laid off they get nine months of income support that's independent of EBT

I'm actually going to spend a little extra time in the grocery store this weekend to see if there's any panic discounts. Probably all the frozen garbage but we'll see.

 

[AnOminous]

There may actually be massive discounts on product that normally flies off the shelf due to EBT

Unfortunately it will probably be on shit I don't buy like Hohos, Twinkies, 3 liter bottles of Faygo grape soda, etc.

 

[Betonhaus]

I'm actually going to spend a little extra time in the grocery store this weekend to see if there's any panic discounts. Probably all the frozen garbage but we'll see.

There might be better sales the day or two after the EBT was supposed to come out, but the stores might be a bit rowdy and unsafe then.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

1. Do nothing and leave the system alone, which doesn't solve the problem.

2. Cut Welfare entirely, which results in violence and riots that will probably end up costing more than welfare itself.

3. Make Welfare worse to the point that a taxed wage is more appealing, but not so much worse it results in riots. This would be difficult, risky, and not guaranteed to produce the desired results.

4. Artificially inflate minimum wage and/or provide bullshit jobs to pay enough more than welfare that niggers find them worth doing. This could also cost more than welfare as it is, and is only giving them the appearance of productive members of society.

5. Any of the meme options like slavery, mass deportations, "final solution" approach, etc.

6. Since slavery is still legal for prisoners, we enforce the laws on the crimes the majority of them are committing with arrests, and sentence them to hard labor picking cotton in Angola or whatever. This would be a massive legal headache to get through due process and appeals, but might actually be the only feasible way to get results

I vote for shooting a lot of the rioters and then throwing them in prison for all the crimes they’ve committed. Then sending them to El Salvador to work the sugar plantations. Also this applies to all ebt rioters regardless of race.

 

[gernig]

I hope all my fellow kiwis who actually needed government assistance and weren't abusing it will be alright, I will be laughing at all chimpouts though.

Kiwis on welfare and gibs should consider GETTING A FUCKING JOB instead of leeching off the taxpayer! It's not rocket science to apply to Macdonald's or Walmart. There are no other options,(You) either go to college, get a job, or starve to death!

For all the chuddies who don't want to work at Macdonald's or Walmart, ICE is also hiring

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

Kiwis on welfare and gibs should consider GETTING A FUCKING JOB instead of leeching off the taxpayer.
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For shame to suggest they work at Wal-Mart or McDonald's! Not only because they're about to get waves of scholars robbing them, but also because ICE still wants more applicants and that's an incredibly noble calling.

 

[cigint]

application form for Walmart and McD

I don't think these two particular employers will be looking to add to their roster if there's a sudden sharp drop in chimp liquidity, so to speak.

 

[NerdShamer]

So let me ask, would you rather?

A. Do nothing for $28.5k

B. Work at least 40 hours a week for an extra grand

Honestly, you're missing on factoring in the state income tax; which effectively negates the extra grand that you would have earned being a wage slave

Edit: Ok, the minimum state income tax rates ranges from nothing to 7% or so. So. $28.5K even is the state taking out $1,995 at an rate of 7%. But that's only if you have the misfortune of living in the state of Washington

 

[WelperHelper99]

watch your ass when you're unloading your cart.

Good point. Fleece Johnson might be on the prowl for groceries.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Unfortunately it will probably be on shit I don't buy like Hohos, Twinkies, 3 liter bottles of Faygo grape soda, etc.

dont forget the Fanta!

 

[Meat Grinder]

Developed countries pay to prevent the injured or retarded from starving in the streets. That's a good thing and makes life better for everyone. But... the US should give out giant sacks of grain instead of fucking McDonalds and Mountain Dew gift cards.