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Oh boy, I just can't wait for November 15th to roll around.

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The Jewel of the Nile said:
To all the EBT niggers ITT:
The USA is the cheapest country in the world, and you can easily feed yourself here for about $25 a month.


I just finished such a $25 month. I have to say- not once was I hungry. Actually, sometimes I was too full.


Now, I don’t count drinks as food, obviously- eating is eating and drinking is drinking- and I spent about $50 just on Coke (2 liters a day, sometimes another liter at night).


So, let’s get to the $25 meal plan.
To survive a month for $25 you need:

  • 1 kg rice- about $0.75
  • 1 kg pasta- about $0.60
  • 1 kg barley - about $0.50
  • 6 kg potatoes- about $2
  • 2 kg margarine- about $1.25
  • 150 bread rolls- about $12.50
  • 10 boxes of Cocoa Crunchies- about $5
  • 15 packets of sauce mix, $0.12 each- about $1.75, or a few ready-made sauces for around $0.75 each

Total: about $25.
I even had $1.75 left from that twenty-five. Not bad.


How do we eat?
In the morning, cook up a pot of sauce- that’ll last you two days.


Week 1 – pasta. 5 rolls a day, half a box of Cocoa Crunchies.
Week 2 – rice. 5 rolls a day, half a box of Cocoa Crunchies.
Week 3 – barley. 5 rolls a day, half a box of Cocoa Crunchies.
Week 4 – potatoes, 5 rolls, half a box of Cocoa Crunchies.


Instead of Cocoa Crunchies you can buy chocolate spread- 400 g for $0.65- or off-brand chocolate puffs, about $0.30–$0.50 for 300 g.


So the meal plan is tested and very filling- I even had some rice and barley left, because a kilo per week is honestly more than enough.


The only things I missed were yogurt, cheese, and fish.
But I could easily repeat such a month- and I’m saying this as someone who loves to eat, stuff themselves, even overeat.


One George Washington, and you’re fed for the whole month.
The veggies are in the sauce, and the vitamins are in the Crunchies- all the vitamins and minerals that you need.
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brb gonna try this diet for a week
 
AnOminous said:
This thread should be turned into a thread for how humans can actually consume potatoes deliciously and ethically without the assistance of the government.
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Shut the fuck up you potato loving mick.

(I agree but I just wanted the excuse to use an Irish slur, we get to use Nigger, Spic, Troon, Kike and Faggot..we don't get to use the European targeting slurs enough)
 
The Jewel of the Nile said:
  • 1 kg rice- about $0.75
  • 1 kg pasta- about $0.60
  • 1 kg barley - about $0.50
  • 6 kg potatoes- about $2
  • 10 boxes of Cocoa Crunchies- about $5
  • 15 packets of sauce mix, $0.12 each- about $1.75, or a few ready-made sauces for around $0.75 each
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Carbs, carbs and more carbs. Mmmm, delicious. No thanks, if you want to eat food that's actually good for you it costs a lot more. Of course you can buy shit food for dirt cheap; this isn't new. I can make up easy to make shit food that costs barely anything, but I'm not going to because I don't want to get fucking diabetes and die.

Not to mention all the seed oils, msg and other shit in cheap food.
 
It brings me joy seeing 'based' warriors crying over lost tugboats, turns out you're not that based after all. Actually you're no better than the people you claim are below you, now go get a job you lazy fucks hahaha.
 
Stiffy said:
Blue states have the most egregious EBT fraud, and that's a fact Jack. I knew a junkie chick who would trade her SNAP benefits for drugs in Washington State. She would literally buy her dealer steaks, expensive food items etc for her fix.
The EBT system is so fucked up she was also using her Snap cash bennies to buy wine and vodka at grocery stores too. That's what they need to stop! If they want to clean things up and save money they need to start limiting what can bought with SNAP. Fresh produce, and regular groceries only. And offer incentives to use SNAP on store mark down items when possible.
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Yes, EBT fraud is way too common. I have a cousin who worked in a casino. He told me that welfare moms were constantly gambling away their EBT money.
 
>Massachusetts Gov. Maura Healey, a Democrat, told reporters at the state capitol Wednesday that President Donald Trump is the “first president in U.S. history to cut off SNAP benefits to people in America.”
Lmao these demniggers blaming Trump for the shutdown when they are the ones blocking a funding bill because it cuts USAID and ACA funding. The only ace up the democrat's sleeves for these shutdown negotiations is leaning into "HIGHER INSURANCE PREMIUMS" for ACA (obamacare) plans if the GOP gets what they want, which is a valid concern if you're fucking retarded.

Reason for retarded being that the ACA is propped up by giving health insurance companies subsidies and bankrolling big pharma and insurance companies alike. The same insurance companies these retarded dems/lefties claim to hate oh so much and want a public option or medicare4all/single payer, which btw is a lie to sway voters in elections as even Biden promised a "Public Option" and never delivered, and other politicians not named Bernie Sanders dance around the issue while claiming to support it. Which the obvious reason why is because single-payer/universal healthcare would be a fucking joke in America that would be largely inefficient and massively heavy in terms of cost, primarily because much of the problems (while exacerbated by health insurance companies) is caused by big pharma charging ridiculous amounts for basic care and running their operations wholesale like a con artist.

For example: You go to an emergency room (literally any emergency room in America), and the first thing doctors are instructed to do by their retarded higher ups is to recommend you shit medication and procedures you don't need to try and milk you or your insurance as dry as possible. Dehydrated? Heat stroke? Oh we might need an sonogram for that because there's a 0.00001% chance your body isn't producing some shit. Pregnant? Let's load you up a bunch of bullshit like epidurals and medical procedures you don't need that actually increase the rate of birth defects and make your children mentally and physically ill at birth. And then after the damage is done, they prescribe as many bullshit medication as possible for extra income (which was the cause of the opioid epidemic btw).

The result: Hospitals running up the bill to extract as much cash as possible from your insurance company while convincing you they did some "life-saving" procedures. This creates a negative cycle where insurance companies constantly need more and more revenue (while also being greedy niggers themselves) and the ACA steps in with these subsidies that ensures nothing ever meaningfully changes in healthcare and the doctors are always right!

And now these same pharmaniggers are pushing for "life-saving" trans medical interventions and the left is eating it, hook, line, and sinker. And if private insurance goes away, the government is now footing the bill for all this shit. It would be an unprecedented economic disaster the likes of which has never been seen, with the national debt skyrocketing to ludicrous new heights. This the reason why dems desperately want to keep the ACA status quo and not go singlepayer/universal. But the problem is: the ACA alone is a huge part of entitlement spending and does nothing to curbstomp these corrupt hospital pharmaniggers. So it's essentially a slow poison pill, rather the jugular assault of singlepayer. But the dem politicians can grift off it and when shit gets unmanageable, they can just blame republicans for "not being le progessive enough" and leave the country with their pharmaceutical lobbyist money.

Even if hospitals in America started accurately pricing their shit (they won't, ever) the problem will still remain that you are in a country with 340 million people (several times that of a European nation with "social democratic" policies, which are also largely funded in part by American enterprise/economy directly or indirectly). Every European country with "social democratic" policies are bankrolled by the generous economic conditions levied to them by strong economic ties with countries like America, and the employment rate in those countries are staggeringly low so the "socialism" is just a consolation prize of "we outsourced all your jobs and social mobility, sorry here's free money".

The other "socialist" nations like China have largely abandoned many tenets of socialism thats not relevant to control of the population (I wonder why), and have got the sweetest deal in the history of all mankind having access to both rare earth and a 1990s American government retarded enough and willing to allow outsourcing of all manufacturing to a hostile nation to fund their social policies. And you still have flagrant human and worker rights violations the likes of Taiwanese Foxconn could only dream of, with several of these manufacturing plants having slave-like conditions (sometimes even literal human slaves), grueling hours, and low wages. But healthcare is free guys!!1!

So while I think Republicans are usually retarded, they are 100% right that this is a dem shutdown and the dem's demands are unreasonable.

In conclusion:
 
My apologies if someone already explained it, but how did that one bitch manage to get $4,300 a month? I'm just really curious the level of crookery required for someone to get away with that level of fraud.
 
SanicBlackMagic said:
You forgot about the white niggers -like a quarter of the kiwis kvetching in this thread.

Get a job faggots. If you can shit post on here, you can learn to counter-scam pajeet grandmas out of their precious rupees.
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The screeching is beyond the pale. I don't expect much. But get a job you bums.
Yes work sucks. It's work. It also feeds you. So get off your ass. Or starve when your 4000 dollar SNAP allowance runs out in November
 
Jex said:
When I about 10 I asked my Dad why you don’t see old downies. He told me that they love music and dancing too much so they all inevitably end up falling down stairs or off buildings. So given this statement of scientific fact we can conclude that modern access to music streaming apps has finished them off.
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Down syndrome is associated with many co-morbidities like heart defects and early onset alzheimer's.
 
The Last Stand said:
That’s you? If so, damn that’s a wall.
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You'd like Marzgurl, she younger looked kinda Hillary-esque. Those big cheeks and hamster mouth. I'd recommend now really going down that rabbit hole. @AnOminous knows her well and we're all into that sex fiend situation

ETA: Do not look into this disaster, it'll take years off your life.
 
TeaBaggins said:
This is how I feel as well. The ones that are pissing me off are the people with 9 damn kids whining about losing EBT. It also pisses me off that they easily get government assistance, mostly because I know people who could have used it because they had legit issues because of mental illness (and because of this they could barely afford their medication for the mental illness, because if you're not officially disabled, you can't get the medicine with proper coverage and have to pay 300 and up for it) and they got continuously rejected, meanwhile, some woman with 6 or more children can get ahead and get that assistance, from EBT or SSI.
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its even worse when you realize shaniqua is getting child support from her 3-6 baby daddies
 
DerangedBehavior said:
So while I think Republicans are usually retarded, they are 100% right that this is a dem shutdown and the dem's demands are unreasonable.
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Hey remember that the ACA was supposed to fucking FIX everything?
If Obama's signature legislation fixed things and brought down the cost of healthcare then why do we need to shut down the government to get more money for it?
OH FUCKING WAIT

We should dig up John McCain's corpse and fucking piss on it on sheer fucking principle.
 
Honka Honka Burning Love said:
Hey remember that the ACA was supposed to fucking FIX everything?
If Obama's signature legislation fixed things and brought down the cost of healthcare then why do we need to shut down the government to get more money for it?
OH FUCKING WAIT

We should dig up John McCain's corpse and fucking piss on it on sheer fucking principle.
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They kicked the can down the road as always, Mccain-care woulda been the same or who cares.

It just does to to be so many fed giant things.
 
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