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Calling it a shower cap is correct because it's funny.
Zenos Yae Viator said:
Now that the EBT being shut off is locked in, I'm feeling conspiracy brained, it feels like this is controlled chaos, as in, they want shit to go down for some purpose.
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What I don't get is that there hasn't been a revolutionary change in who pulls the levers of power, so why would they have gone from an agenda of trying to humanize the nigger and mix him into the human gene pool, to one of actively triggering the nigpocalypse?
 
My bet is. Nothing big will happen. There will be a a good amount of upset customers who do not follow news at all and will be surprised. There may be some protests, but I doubt it's going to be riot tier. And given the current state of weight, I also don't see starvation as happening either.

The notion that the lower classes will flip a switch and go full berserk as soon as the welfare is reduced will be put to a test. And I don't think it will come out alive.
 
CEO of Gay said:
Since supposedly all police are intrinsically racist (else they wouldn't be police), I would be shocked if red states are having a hard time with cops being available to work these coming weeks.
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Karen Kansas City they do four on three off with 11 hour days, but this week there's a lot of OT going around. Usually you don't get overtime but the department has been given a pass because of anticipated calls and the need for more patrols.
CEO of Gay said:
Think about it: You consider all blacks to be niggers, and now you can get paid overtime to pepper spray them, taze them, beat them with your night stick, or even shoot them dead? There would be fist fights over who gets to work overtime, and even then, the losers would still do it for free, in hope they got a chance to shoot a nigger dead.
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Losers? Easy fella, my girlfriend is a cop. It's not her fault that 90% of the time when they get called to take out the trash that the color of that trash happens to be black.
Maybe people (cops included) wouldn't be so racist if niggers didn't feel the need to nig at every opportunity.
 
WelperHelper99 said:
Nigga you are brown. My religion is the most American thing on the fucking planet. It literally started in New York. You're a brown injun that somehow gained internet access, and i will point this out till the end of time.
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Nigger your religion is a creepy sex-cult made by a conman that wanted bigamy
I may be brown, but you're cucked through-and-through with a sham religion that was only given a break when Scientology showed up.

Scientology is the Pepsi to Mormonism's Coke. They're both retarded belief systems created by creepy dudes that practically or literally had American social security numbers. You and your autistic family fell for a scam, probably because you were too autistic to see it was one, just like Fate!
I'm starting to see a pattern with you, and as you are here to point out my ethnicity, I'll be here right by your side to point out how spiritually cucked you are!

We're in this together, bud.
 
Welcome to, the 4th ebt tiktok thing ive been doing, I call it, Revenge of the EBT Enjoyer.

let's get started

A nigger arguing over semantics with the chart of races who get the most ebt stampe

Some news reporting niggress in japan talking about the news with ebt

Some niggress roasting rich niggers povertymaxxing

A niggress at a gas station, eating a slice of pizza before her ebt declines

A white woman complaining that she can't get goldfish crackers, waffles, dino nuggets, baby food, pedialyte with her snap benefits

Someone reacting to a niggress saying "Whers muh celebrities halping out, whers Kim Kardashian, whers Taylor swift, whers beyonce

A nigger with a shower cap (expect to see another nigger like that later) reacting to the lady with the maga hat telling ebt people to get a job. And hootin and hollerin insues

Someone telling a niggress her ebt card doesn't work, and usual nigger shit happens

A black man telling this niggress who gets paid $994 in ebt, that she does the bare minimum and expects to recieve everything, and that people like them are voting for the democrats who have fucked ebt right now.

Another nigger with a shower cap saying that every single white woman on tiktok is entitled n'shieeet

Some niggress talking about the one niggress who stole from some store and stole the ribs and that its a good idea.

Nigger D. Luffy over here talking about how he saw a video of a guy being happy that ebt got shut down, and disagreeing with it

A niggress talking about how we should loot n shieeet because nobody's paying them

Yet another nigger saying that ebt should allow you to get junk food

A funeral service for the ebt card (probably made by niggers)

Yet another niggress saying she don't care about what you by with food stamps

And finally a fat niggress and her baby-daddy threating to loot some stores
 
Zenos Yae Viator said:
Now that the EBT being shut off is locked in, I'm feeling conspiracy brained, it feels like this is controlled chaos, as in, they want shit to go down for some purpose.
Its the least kept secret in the world that if you take away the gibs, Nigs will fuck shit up, so even Boomers know this one, the only reason to let them out, is if you want there to be burned down Dollar Generals for video reels.
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3I/Atlas aliens

So the official line is ‘technical issues,’ right? But every month since 2008 they’ve managed to reload those cards like clockwork — until now, the same week NASA says 3I/Atlas ‘broke apart’ but still shows up on military radar.

Behind the scenes, USDA froze EBT transactions under ‘continuity of government protocol.’ Translation: they’re keeping grocery inventory from getting cleaned out before they announce what 3I/Atlas actually is. Supposedly, the Pentagon told Treasury to hold the next disbursement until they know if the object is just debris or something sending signals.

Some stores already got internal notices to expect ‘temporary system outages’ for food benefit cards. The idea is to slow down bulk buying so FEMA can secure distribution routes if Atlas enters near-Earth orbit.

They don’t want a panic. They’re not saying it’s aliens. They’re just not saying it’s not, either.”
 
autistic dog said:
3I/Atlas aliens

So the official line is ‘technical issues,’ right? But every month since 2008 they’ve managed to reload those cards like clockwork — until now, the same week NASA says 3I/Atlas ‘broke apart’ but still shows up on military radar.

Behind the scenes, USDA froze EBT transactions under ‘continuity of government protocol.’ Translation: they’re keeping grocery inventory from getting cleaned out before they announce what 3I/Atlas actually is. Supposedly, the Pentagon told Treasury to hold the next disbursement until they know if the object is just debris or something sending signals.

Some stores already got internal notices to expect ‘temporary system outages’ for food benefit cards. The idea is to slow down bulk buying so FEMA can secure distribution routes if Atlas enters near-Earth orbit.

They don’t want a panic. They’re not saying it’s aliens. They’re just not saying it’s not, either.”
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did you just copy this from gpt or something
 
Lip Glossary said:
Losers? Easy fella, my girlfriend is a cop. It's not her fault that 90% of the time when they get called to take out the trash that the color of that trash happens to be black.
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Perhaps I could have worded that better. Let me try again

Because all cops are racist, there would be more applicants for overtime for the opportunity to shoot niggers than there would be available overtime. As a consequence, the cops would be getting into fights over who gets to claim the overtime. And even then, because this is an opportunity to shoot niggers, those who lost the fight over who gets to claim over time would still volunteer to shoot niggers without getting paid for it, because they want to shoot niggers.

This was not to imply that your girlfriend would lose one of those fights. Men might usually have a size & strength advantage over women, but a well-trained woman can be very fucking dangerous, especially if she has no qualms about fighting dirty. For all I know, your girlfriend will be getting paid overtime to shoot niggers this weekend, but her patrol partner will have to shoot niggers for free.

Is that a bit more clear, now?
 
Paranoia Machine said:
Sounds like a fuckin' skill issue then. Get on their level. If they can make their scam work, so can you.


And zero thanks you will continue to get as long as your sect of rapists continue to cause tons of crime in Utah ranging from petty theft to white collar and governmental crime.


I am probably in a significantly higher tax bracket than you, and it always tickles me pink as your nipples when people like you assume I'm poor.

It's funny though, I actually assumed you'd join the riots too, but not because you're brown; but because you'd probably be dumb enough to think your magic underwear will protect you from harm.
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Oh damn this nigger hit him with the magical underwear.
CEO of Gay said:
Perhaps I could have worded that better. Let me try again

Because all cops are racist, there would be more applicants for overtime for the opportunity to shoot niggers than there would be available overtime. As a consequence, the cops would be getting into fights over who gets to claim the overtime. And even then, because this is an opportunity to shoot niggers, those who lost the fight over who gets to claim over time would still volunteer to shoot niggers without getting paid for it, because they want to shoot niggers.

This was not to imply that your girlfriend would lose one of those fights. Men might usually have a size & strength advantage over women, but a well-trained woman can be very fucking dangerous, especially if she has no qualms about fighting dirty. For all I know, your girlfriend will be getting paid overtime to shoot niggers this weekend, but her patrol partner will have to shoot niggers for free.

Is that a bit more clear, now?
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Your clarification has made it abundantly less clear but I know that your intentions are good and I love you :)
 
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