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They tried to pass a bill just to keep snap going and were told "Fuck off, open the government". Now I am reading that the betting odds are saying that there is a 46.5% chance that the government shutdown will continue until November 16th or longer.
Who bets on such a thing or how they got such an oddly specific percentage is beyond me, but that's the current scuttlebutt.
 
Lip Glossary said:
They tried to pass a bill just to keep snap going and were told "Fuck off, open the government". Now I am reading that the betting odds are saying that there is a 46.5% chance that the government shutdown will continue until November 16th or longer.
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Will history finally vindicate Charlie Manson and begin the Helter Skelter?

Lip Glossary said:
Who bets on such a thing or how they got such an oddly specific percentage is beyond me, but that's the current scuttlebutt.
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Gambling is so fake and gay. How does anyone calculate these odds?

ChickenFriedFan said:
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“Honey I got you those edible EBT panties you like!”
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Ladies, is this not a bad idea beyond it being weird and tacky? Sugar + body heat and sweat right on your hooha?
 
Naproxen Sodium said:
I wonder if the animal brain of person tries to treat THC the same way it does alcohol.
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As far as we know, cannabis makes you hungry by binding to your CB1 receptors, and ethanol mainly makes you hungry by inhibiting the leptin hormone, which is one of the ways your body signals to you that you've had enough food. If you smoke more weed, your body will tell you you're even hungrier, but if you continue to drink ethanol (which is very energy dense), your body will soon tell you you've had enough calories and it's time to FUCK THINGS UP.
 
Neverender said:
Ladies, is this not a bad idea beyond it being weird and tacky? Sugar + body heat and sweat right on your hooha?
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I think the implication is supposed to be that you eat it out during foreplay or rip it off??
I don't think any lady was like "Oh, time to go to target; lemme just get dressed real quick, got my socks, shirt, pants, bra, g-string entirely created out of Sweet Tart brand candy, my jacket, my purse..."

Mister Fister said:
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It was Blacks committing crime on Asians.
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That is an insanely frustrating comic.
 
Naproxen Sodium said:
Had a weird thought that a lot of the human race did not regularly smoke weed in the same way alcohol is pretty ubiquitous. I wonder if the animal brain of person tries to treat THC the same way it does alcohol. It does make sense to eat more while drinking to slow down the absorption of it. Of course, that can maybe work for alcohol, but not for weed, regardless if you smoke or ate it, but the animal instinctual response just defaults to what you would do if you drank too much. ~just~shitposting~thots~
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Cannabis makes you hungry because it causes a release of the hormone ghrelin, which tells your body it's time to eat. When researchers give people a drug that blocks ghrelin, weed no longer gives people the munchies.

 
Paranoia Machine said:
I think the implication is supposed to be that you eat it out during foreplay or rip it off??
I don't think any lady was like "Oh, time to go to target; lemme just get dressed real quick, got my socks, shirt, pants, bra, g-string entirely created out of Sweet Tart brand candy, my jacket, my purse..."


That is an insanely frustrating comic.
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We all know there is a tranny somewhere who wears edible panties all day so he can eat them when he gets home.
 
The real question is:

What kind of beer should I buy so I can drink on the 31st? The 2020 riot thread was pretty terrifying, but also really cozy.

Also, don't be a hero at the supermarket, always bring your concealed carry, take any stickers off your vehicle, have situational awareness IE don't be on your phone, get your shit and get out. Keep your head down.
 
Uncle Bass said:
My state is a use it or lose it state, to the point of if you have too much left on your account at the end of the month you can be kicked off for demonstrating that you dont need the help anymore. So around here the end of the month is when you see the shrimp and lobster purchases happening.
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I'll never understand this shit. It's done everywhere from SNAP benefits to corporate department budgeting and it ALWAYS has exactly the opposite effect of what the administrators intend.
 
NeonFlux said:
The real question is:

What kind of beer should I buy so I can drink on the 31st? The 2020 riot thread was pretty terrifying, but also really cozy.

Also, don't be a hero at the supermarket, always bring your concealed carry, take any stickers off your vehicle, have situational awareness IE don't be on your phone, get your shit and get out. Keep your head down.
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Colt 45, it works every time.
 
If the immediate turn to violence is a universal reaction to the SNAP recipient, then we should see West Virginia and Kentucky see the most violence per capita of any other place in the country.
If this is not the case then there must be some other factor involved.
 
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I snorted soda. I loved it. Now i make myself some tea and rest is mineral water because there is a brand that just has the right mix of minerals and taste and is cheap. For the tea i filter the water first.

It's great only downside the tea makes me even thirstier at some times wich makes me drink more, wich makes me piss more. This reminds me that i just recently learned about how you can store pee in the foreskin. I should make a Foreskinpissbomb and order my girlfriend to ze shower. Problem solved and my PP goes hard.

Only Tea alone with Mineral Water was $150 in savings per month. Don't smoke anymore no alcohol. Weirdly enough only when i was poor i did all of that. Weird cycle, because once you are in the time zaps an 10 years are gone by no time. What a hell. Im such a jew now that i did cancel all subscriptions. I've spent $1000 a month on basicly nothing. I had no EBT but i sure lived like a EBT Nigger. Also once you cook and prepare your own food god damn suddenly life is pretty liveable as an average earner.

But be warned drinking tea feels pretty gay at first. I just say no homo wich grants immunity, god bless.
 
so i have been thinking about this for a little while now and i think i have an idea to fix all the issues people have with SNAP payments being too high for some people. raise wages for everyone else. but do not let those wage changes apply to anything EBT related. in other words everyone working an actual job would earn far more doing even a simple minimum wage job vs sitting around doing nothing. these rules would also stop going into effect once you are over the age of lets say..60.

so the only people getting huge amounts of money would be elderly people and maybe actually disabled people and veterans if possible. if only elderly people over 60 can get massive amounts of money via SNAP not only would it be painfully obvious when someone is committing fraud but you could also go as far as getting a doctor involved and making it so they have to sign a legal document stating that person is who they claim to be as well as the age they claim to be and due to said age are unable to work.

basically help people who need it but also make sure there are severe legal consequences for fraud by involving parties who have far more to lose than you do. a doctor thats pulling in massive piles of money is not going to risk losing everything just to let shaniqwuh or jorge. obviously the biggest issue with this idea is how fucked inflation would end up but if done right i could see it being possible to somehow even things out again.

all this being said the reason i think this idea is better than just lowering SNAP is because if you ignore all the fraud and abuse regular people who get SNAP benefits do not actually get that much money. if you are not abusing the system the most you get in many states is about 300 dollars for the entire month. with the current prices of food 300 dollars will not last an entire month without some major thrifty spending. you are not going to be buying lobster or steak or whatever other expensive foods because if you do then you better know how to live off of that single steak the whole fucking month.

the problem with SNAP is and always has been the people who abuse and manipulate the system and all the illegals who just get handed money for some fucking reason. fix the cracks while making sure to still take care of those who do truly need help. sometimes life is fucked and we cant let illegals and niggers go around making life even harder for people who simply got dealt a shitty hand in life all because they want dem free gibs.
 
pentangle said:
It's actually not - did you even look this up?
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Wrong again mate. I get the confusion though. The link you posted is talking about both beef AND dairy cows. The quote you quoted was about dairy cows. Which do spend their entire lives (depending on the dairy really) on a feed-lot being feed both grain and hay.

I never mentioned dairy cows however, only beef, and that beef cows only spend a few months fattening up on grain for market. All beef in your grocery store is "grass fed". If you're paying extra for the "grass fed" label then you're paying for a marketing gimmick and less tasty beef.

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I work in this industry friend.
 
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