Skitzocow Edgar Maddison Welch

[Intelligent Calcium]

Mother of Christ this reads like an Onion article. Of all the asinine things to have forever attached to your name online. How does one explain "#pizzagate" to any potential future employers?

I actually thought this was fake news until I saw this thread. Autism reigns.

 

[Unseemly and Feral]

I can't believe out of all the conspiracies out there, he had to pick this one to sperg out on.

 

[Cuck Norris]

Oh goodness here we go.

Reports from Fox5 claim that on Sunday afternoon, the police swarmed the area around Comet Ping Pong after an armed suspect who had an assault rifle stormed the restaurant claiming he wants to investigate the pizzagate. The mainstream media claims that this event led to the closure of Connecticut Avenue from Fessenden Street to Nebraska Avenue NW.
As faulty as the story appears it evident that this was a false flag by the Pizzagate suspects who are trying to seek empathy for their horrifying actions. It turns out that the armed suspect is one of those actors who happen to have an IMDB page just like Omar Mateen.
The fact that the pizzagate suspects are already aware of the ongoing investigations against them, it’s obvious that they have already confiscated the evidence. The media is collaborating with the suspects to feed the masses with these fake news meme. Reports from eyewitnesses say that the gunman had no gun. Well, I guess you’re asking what evidence is available that it’s a false flag. Here is the evidence, it’s no coincidence that they moved the traffic cam on Comet ping pongs street.

http://archive.is/yeebS

 

[DZ 305]

I can't believe out of all the conspiracies out there, he had to pick this one to sperg out on.

It was this or the "Sandy Hook was a false flag, harass the parents". Everyone loses in this scenario

 

[Maruukat]

Looks like he like he lives in a lot.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Actually it's about ethics in Cheese Pizza

 

[José Mourinho]

At least nobody got hurt.

Is #Pizzagate confirmed more dangerous than #Gamergate now?

At least there isn't any proud gamers bringing rifles to Anita/Zoe's house to investigate GamerGate... yet

 

[Jack Of Knives]

Oh goodness here we go.

http://archive.is/yeebS

Of course the tinfoil hats are defending him.

 

[TiggerNits]

"Police said Edgar Welch, 28, was driving a Buick LeSabre that struck the teen"

Of course he was driving a Le Sabre, the official car of poors and crazy people

 

[Beaniebon]

I feel so bad for that guy who just wants to sell pizza but keeps getting harassed by these faggots.

 

[Picklechu]

I can't believe out of all the conspiracies out there, he had to pick this one to sperg out on.

You'd be surprised what people will latch on to. There's one woman I know from political campaigns I worked on who has shared a "THIS IS A FRONT FOR A PEDOPHILE RING" story on Facebook at least once a day for the past several weeks. Another constantly posts about how the removal of the confederate flag from a lot of public areas last year is the first step in establishing the Antichrist's New World Order. We live in an era where people choose to ignore reality and facts. (See: this, tumblr, et al)

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I hate my state now.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Buick LeSabre

Common transportation in the Juggalo circle.

http://gizmodo.com/cops-shooter-arrested-at-dc-pizzeria-was-there-to-inve-1789671995

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Unsurprisingly, not his first brush with the law. Dude also ran over a 13 year old back in October.

So much for a hero of children.

I suppose his investigation boiled down to "are the people in Comet Ping Pong still alive, and how can I fix it if they are"

 

[smackpops]

i live in Salisbury wonder if i have ever ran into this guy.

 

[Puppet Pal Clem]

Yeah Eddie, they totally left evidence inside their fake business front months after the public reveal of their kiddie trafficking ring.

At least be a little more timely.

 

[José Mourinho]

Oh goodness here we go.

http://archive.is/yeebS

this was a false flag by the Pizzagate suspects who are trying to seek empathy for their horrifying actions.

Do they seriously think that this incident will actually benefit the Pizzagate suspects? I would actually argue it would be worse for them because I highly doubt the cops will just close the case on Edgar and that's it without looking further investigation just to see motives of Edgar.

Even if they did close the case, some people have already forgotten about PizzaGate until the Edgar incident popped up and this would actually get more attention due to much more media attention too.

 

[Cosmos]

Oh goodness here we go.

http://archive.is/yeebS

If we don't act quickly, these people will exhaust our global supply of tinfoil.

I mean really, how deluded can you get?

 

[polonium]

I wanna buy this ludicrous nutcase a beer

 

[Tranhuviya]

Robert Edward Lee.
Charles Julius Guiteau.
Lee Harvey Oswald.
Gary Leon Ridgway.
John Wayne Gracy.
John Wilkes Booth.
Paul John Knowles.
Edgar Maddison Welch.
I don't want to sound like a conspiracy nut, but surely they need to kill this guy before he assassinates any pizzas.

The Three Name Man cabal strikes again.