Effects of Post-Barb Isolation

[GV 002]

chris's inevitable post-barb menagerie and playland will put neverland ranch to shame

ps suggesting that he would fuck a dog is a little much, he says stupid shit to people without really understanding the words coming out of his mouth

Maybe, but desperate people do stupid shit. It's a possibility in my eyes, but one I sincerely hope never happens. I'd say anthropomorphising and talking to them at most as something more likely to happen, but as Chris seems to prove again and again, there isn't that much that's out of the question for him if he's desperate enough.

 

[Marvin]

See, from what I have read, Chris does need social interaction, something Barb simply doesn't let him have, but at the same time, Barb is one of the few things keeping Chris alive at this point. He needs Barb out of his life for his life to improve, but then he also needs Barb in his life to be a caretaker for him (unless Rocky finds him some other caretaker, however highly unlikely that may be), so it's a cruel paradox.

I would not wish that on anyone.

Chris is the one keeping Barb alive, mostly. Barb pushed Chris to take over after Bob died.

 

[Stratochu]

the broken Caddy

How has anyone found out that the Cadillac is "broken"? Has a field agent seen body damage or noted an oil leak?

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

We could then have the Convention Saga as Chris signs autographs and actually, for the first time in his life, supports himself. Think of all the Vidya.

I like to imagine that afterwards he would get a look on his face similar to GOB from Arrested Development when "he realized he had accidentally worked a day in his life."

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

Chris has never shown a particular inclination to making money. Chris takes his parents word as gospel and he's lazy anyway so when Bob told him he was better off not working he just took it as meaning he never needed to work. He's a creature of habit and he has no major aspirations in life really, for the most part he's quite content with just playing video games all the time which is not _that_ expensive relative to living on your own, going out on weekends/holidays etc and leading a normal life. He's never particularly needed for more and his imagination is too limited to believe he could improve his lot rather than someone improving it for him.