eFukt - "Worldstar for White People"

Dan of Steel said:
I used to go on eFukt pretty regularly back in high school/my early 20s back in the late 2000s when edgy shit like shock sites/gore stuff was still funny to me like most people my age. The bizarre/uncomfortable stuff was what made me laugh the most on eFukt rather than the straight up gross-out shit. I also remember like 15 years ago on the eFukt Enyclopedia Dramatica page they did an interview with the founder of the site and he's about as fucking weird as you would imagine. He claimed at the time he was dating his adopted sister that was from some country in southeast asia, and had been a member of his family I believe since they were kids, making it quasi-incest. He's very fucked and it doesn't shock me someone like that would create an equally fucked website.

I would pull up the eFuckt ED article but ED is such a deadnigger domain hopping website at this point I don't have the energy to even check if its still online.
EDIT: I found the eFukt article.
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Efukt was mostly funny when it featured people being cringe dumb retards or bizarre wtf things.

Now it just seems to be filled with human misery and grotesque shit.
 
neger psykolog said:
You have an apt username for this thread my fellow redditor.
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Previously, on Unacceptable Devices:
CervixHammer said:
I mean, my screenname isn't a 100% reference but I would be lying if I said it wasn't a large influence (50/50 with finding the "cunt destroyer" guy hilarious, but going with "cunt destroyer" would have been like going with "icanhascheeseburger" or something.
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I don't know if it was efukt or something similar. But one video that always stuck with me from over a decade ago at this point was some woman shoving an entire whole pineapple in her ass, skin included, and then either she or someone else off camera sang the spongebob theme song and pushed the pineapple in and out to the beat. Then she went out wearing a short skirt where you could still see the leaves sticking out.
 
Big Nasty said:
The site where Vegan Patriot of IP2 did porn - GloryholeSwallow - was a regular source of Efukt clips.
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I always found her to be very attractive. I definitely have a thing for chicks that look like her.

And I’m confident I could lie my ass off and put the moves on her to obtain similar results as GHS.

I tried and tried but couldn’t nut to her terrible porn because she was lousy at it and didn’t know what to do with a cock in her mouth at all.

Then she got fat and ugly. She’s more of a let down to me than she is to her father.
 
Just remembered that one with a very pregnant Hydii Mays showing up for an interracial gang bang at Dogfart. She said her fetus is going to be dodging black sperm like he's in the Matrix.
 
Kofi Drinka said:
The public fucking videos always get under my skin. Onlyfans whores pissing all over public spaces or sticking butt plugs up them in the library. Can't you be a whore some where else?
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There was a great one like that. Woman pulls her jeans and knickers down to her ankles, then starts pissing on some stairs, looks like an pedestrian overpass. Then someone sort of sneaks down and grabs her bag. She tries to turn round and chase, but is still pissing all over jeans as they are locked down round her ankles, so she does a sort of pathetic pissy waddle as the robber dashes away. Always gave me a good giggle.
 
There is one efuckt i remember of some old 80's porno with a old guy fixing bicycles, the chick has no money to pay for it. To this day i quote "NOOOO MONEEEEY.... SUCK IT. SUCK A DICK !" constantly to my other half. It still is one of the funniest things i've seen ever.

Also amazing horse put to some old French porno where a guy dressed as Napoleon Bonaparte is fucking some chick on a horse.
 
My favourite video on that site that I saw back in 2018 was the video called "Awkward Moments in Porn". And this entry in the compilation series featured a part where there was an interracial gangbang and one of the guy's a little too into the context of the scene and began exhibiting some real racist views, only to make it awkward and have the cameraman blurt out "things aren't like that anymore." Then it fast forwards where the other guys are about to blow their loads on the blonde chick, and then it cuts to the corner of the room where the dude is standing there still in "character" beating off while still murmuring away looking at the action unfolding in the room.

But nowadays, I can't even visit the site without feeling disgusted with myself. It's not the same as where you would see a video and then later on mention it to a drinking buddy and talk about a video and the site.

PS. If anyone can find the video, please let me know the title of it because I forgot the exact entry and I am not going to go through all of the videos to try and find it. I know it was featured in the first 12 videos in the series.
 
ElBolongaKing said:
My favourite video on that site that I saw back in 2018 was the video called "Awkward Moments in Porn". And this entry in the compilation series featured a part where there was an interracial gangbang and one of the guy's a little too into the context of the scene and began exhibiting some real racist views, only to make it awkward and have the cameraman blurt out "things aren't like that anymore." Then it fast forwards where the other guys are about to blow their loads on the blonde chick, and then it cuts to the corner of the room where the dude is standing there still in "character" beating off while still murmuring away looking at the action unfolding in the room.

But nowadays, I can't even visit the site without feeling disgusted with myself. It's not the same as where you would see a video and then later on mention it to a drinking buddy and talk about a video and the site.

PS. If anyone can find the video, please let me know the title of it because I forgot the exact entry and I am not going to go through all of the videos to try and find it. I know it was featured in the first 12 videos in the series.
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The guy was spouting out things along the lines of "slave master's wife" and the like.
 
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