Eggplants are disgusting - Nature's cocks

[ICameToBooli]

Not only do they taste disgusting regardless of the method chosen for preparation, but even holding them brings a nasty sensation with their skin having the same texture as a shaved dog. Whoever thought to domesticate these phallic fruits should forever be tormented for their sins in the same circle of hell as Judas.
Change my mind.

 

[Ramborambo]

Eggparm. Your argument is invalid.

 

[Un Platano]

I, like many other people I'm sure, thought for a long time that an eggplant was some kind of squash like a purple zucchini. But, it's not. It's in the same genus as the much more edible tomatoes and potatoes. These plants are deceptive and you cannot trust them. DO NOT INGEST.

 

[DumbDude42]

true, these things are an abomination. not fit for human consumption.

 

[ICameToBooli]

Eggparm. Your argument is invalid.
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Lies. It fools you with its innocent demeanor
only to deal that horrid texture once you bite into it. It is an assassin dressed in breadcrumbs, cheese, and tomato sauce.

 

[Marche]

flavorwise they are perfectly normal for vegetables but they have really shit texture.
I've seen a video of a woman putting one up her anus.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

Eggplants are fine, the only abomination is avocado which tastes like fucking wax and makes everything looks like vomit.
Edit: Bitter melons should just fucking die as well, although they are less common these days.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I believe the former Italian Prime Minister, Savio Mascalzoni, was quite fond of them.

 

[Onion Guide]

Stuff them with rice and cheese, herbs, tomato, and then bake in the oven.

 

[User names must be unique]

These plants are deceptive and you cannot trust them. DO NOT INGEST.

Anti-Semite.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

OP you are not only disgusting yourself but also a faggot.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

flavorwise they are perfectly normal for vegetables but they have really shit texture.
I've seen a video of a woman putting one up her anus.

Can you share it please?

 

[OrionBalls]

The trick to eggplant keeping a decent texture while baking is to microwave it for a a few minutes on high before baking it. It removes the moisture that makes eggplant slimy when you cook it.

 

[soy_king]

baklazhan (Pickled Eggplant) is pretty good.

 

[Alexander Thaut]

fuckin moulignons.

 

[ICameToBooli]

OP you are not only disgusting yourself but also a faggot.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you because your anus mouth is chock-full of big black cocks eggplants

 

[Vingle]

I don't think I ever have tasted eggplant. Not because I think it's gross, but you have to do stuff with it to make them edible. They're really not common in my country's cuisine

 

[cakeiie]

I've never found a food that has actually used the eggplant.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

hey @ICameToBooli

fun pointless trivia: Anette in Rune Factory Frontier (the short and fast mail lady) doesn't like eggplant.

(the color is creepy to her)

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

>eggplant
>literally not an egg, just a shitty plant