Eka's Portal - Vore capital of the world

After viewing the contents of this thread, from 1-10, how much do you want to kill yourself.

  • 1-2

    Votes: 37 10.9%

  • 3-4

    Votes: 5 1.5%

  • 5-6

    Votes: 11 3.3%

  • 7-8

    Votes: 20 5.9%

  • 9-10

    Votes: 7 2.1%

  • 11

    Votes: 47 13.9%

  • I killed myself as soon as I saw the thread title

    Votes: 211 62.4%
  • Total voters
    338
He should've had that party with Richard Gere, then there'd potentially be at least 1 person left in the party to talk about gerbilling.
 
It's very hard to read it.

It's like my brain tells me, dude, you're hurting yourself. Go away, that dude is gonna get fucked, at every word I read.
 
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So I run into him a week later at the mall and he was buying another cat! And I said to him, "Jesus, Walt, what are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass, too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy
 
Vore can be a healthy expression of love if you think about it. It is poetic in that it is the consumption of everything that a person is. I went though a stage actually where I would write it time for time for a girlfriend who had an interest in this sort of thing. The time when it gets gross is when it is those sick assholes like ray "Mousefucker" Jones who wants to do it with the Rescue Rangers. I don't see a problem with Eka's Portal. You should be looking at the Alex Reynard and Mousefucker Jones' of the world.
 
Falcon Lord said:
Was it really necessary for you to inform us that you like vore and what your favorite vore website is?
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No, it was not.

But I didn't state it was my favorite. I stated it was the first reference, as in the most known by the people.
My point was, the art there sucks.
 
God, Eka's Portal. While I can almost understand some aspects of vore, the whole digestion fetishism is what really disgusts me. Scares me that so many people even use the site.
Still some of the more "fanciful" forms of vore will never not seem hilarious to me. Whenever I'm feeling down I like to just remember that there are people out there who think that eating people by shoving them up their dicks it the hottest thing out there.
 
I don't give a fuck what freaky shit some one gets off to. Just leave children's cartoon characters out of it.
 
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