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"Same combat as elden ring"
"No controlling where you land with the bird"
>dlc
>40 dollars, Shadow Of The Erdtree price that wasn't even worth it
Yeah no this game looks like boring NIGGERAIDS and the only positives I see are the enemies now having their iframes lost on ripostes so you can gank them, and the climbing (from sekiro, bravo ASSETS FROM my last SOFTWARE). I hope modders just import these improvements to base ER but chances are it'll be some discord only mod since the fromsoftware fanbase have become infested with faggots and trannies.
Go play and setup seamless co-op mod. Its better.

And for ds1 and ds3, Painted Worlds mod https://www.nexusmods.com/darksoulsremastered/mods/527
 
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If you are curious about how the gameplay looks I'll show you

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Staring at this screen for 1 hour straight.
 
Raging Capybara said:
The game is a fucking wallpaper.
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Well, to be fair, it is a network test, part of it is to test the limits of what their servers can take. Hopefully this means the game won't launch in such a disastrous state come May 30th. Definitely the worst test Fromsoft has pushed out though.

It seems the servers went back up as I typed this.
Edit: They still can't connect to the matchmaking haha
 
Gentle Wind said:
Well, to be fair, it is a network test, part of it is to test the limits of what their servers can take. Hopefully this means the game won't launch in such a disastrous state come May 30th. Definitely the worst test Fromsoft has pushed out though.

It seems the servers went back up as I typed this.
Edit: They still can't connect to the matchmaking haha
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It's up but the matchmaking is still stuck in limbo
 
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Nameless One said:
"Same combat as elden ring"
"No controlling where you land with the bird"
>dlc
>40 dollars, Shadow Of The Erdtree price that wasn't even worth it
Yeah no this game looks like boring NIGGERAIDS and the only positives I see are the enemies now having their iframes lost on ripostes so you can gank them, and the climbing (from sekiro, bravo ASSETS FROM my last SOFTWARE). I hope modders just import these improvements to base ER but chances are it'll be some discord only mod since the fromsoftware fanbase have become infested with faggots and trannies.
Go play and setup seamless co-op mod. Its better.

And for ds1 and ds3, Painted Worlds mod https://www.nexusmods.com/darksoulsremastered/mods/527
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I like that Youtuber for being sort of balanced when doing usual reviews but god damn the cope level is off the charts.
> Blaming publisher for game having shit online code.
> Thinking it would have some interesting variation instead of multiple upgrades that boil down to "get bigger numbers".
> "Players of ER only played 5% of the gear" - Yeah because it all plays nearly the same and even new moveset doesn't matter in a gameplay where you are extremely static no matter what.
> Thinking it will have something more unique than bog standard random assets patched together.
 
ShitLurker said:
Did anyone try to play solo or was it not even allowed?
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No. A minimum of 3 players for the moment. You can do a 2 player lobby but you can't do a run without 3 players...
wtfNeedSignUp said:
I like that Youtuber for being sort of balanced when doing usual reviews but god damn the cope level is off the charts.
> Blaming publisher for game having shit online code.
> Thinking it would have some interesting variation instead of multiple upgrades that boil down to "get bigger numbers".
> "Players of ER only played 5% of the gear" - Yeah because it all plays nearly the same and even new moveset doesn't matter in a gameplay where you are extremely static no matter what.
> Thinking it will have something more unique than bog standard random assets patched together.
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He's just being told what to say by Bandai. Look at all the other videos by the others who got to do previews, they're all pretty much the same. I'll give credit to Vaati for his brevity.
 
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Watching the network test I have some impressions:

- No customization nor armor, they will sell all the skins as microtransactions, you can bet on that. They reach the bottom of the barrel with this game.

- Very grindy, the boss battles take many minutes. it never ends.

- This is one of those games where the co-op is super frustrating and toxic. If one of your friends is shit at the game you don't have a chance of winning whatsoever. You'll spend half of the time resurrecting your noob friend and not making progress at all. I was watching one stream where one of the players was a shitshow. They spent more than 10 minutes at the Cerberus fight and the boss' health bar was still halfway through. Forget about having casual fun with this game, you'll need a group of sweat friends if you don't want to lose your mind.

- I think the solo experience must be a masochist torture session. Your health bar is 3 pixels wide and you don't have friends to resurrect you. I can't imagine how they'll be able to balance this shit for solo players.

Overall very boring. I like to watch people playing stuff on Twitch but Nightreign was putting me to sleep.
 
Raging Capybara said:
- No customization nor armor, they will sell all the skins as microtransactions, you can bet on that. They reach the bottom of the barrel with this game.
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It's been explicitly stated that it will have no microtransactions, and it's being repeated by devs, publishers and fans every time it's mentioned.

I don't believe it at all, so I'm just bookmarking responses of the biggest bootlickers, just to later rub in their faces whatever season pass Bandai Namco comes up with. It's Souls Fortnite, of course it's going to have fucking microtransactions or extra charges for scraps of content later.
 
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