Elden Ring

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The AoW you can yank off his weapon is genuinely one of the best AoWs in the game.
To explain this further, Spinning Gravity Thrust goes on any collossal sword and makes you hit an enemy with a spinning drill attack about 438 times in a row, dealing bigly poise damage. However, it also makes each individual hit proc weapon grease, enchants and such. Try it with Bloodflame Blade for a good time.
 
I wanted them to have Godwyn come back, but then immediately kill Miquella prior to the boss.

Anyway, I disagree with the public perception for most of the bosses so far but General Gaius is genuinely one of the worst Fromsoft bosses ever made. This thing is genuinely pure cancer. Is there ANY reason to actually fight him or should I just ignore him? Getting instant killed right out the gate because my character is too busy scratching his ass to summon torrent, because the fucking prompt hasn't activated, genuinely made me want to put my fist through my own dick.
Get on your horse go right and get Gaius to run after you then go around the corner and get him stuck on the wall. Take out an AOE spell that goes through walls and kill him.
 
A-Team has done it again, delivering the deep story and ass-rammingly hard difficulty Souls is known for.
 
Massive blue balls that we're not getting a DLC revolving around Godwyn/the ones who live in death.

Literally the most interesting part of the lore and they did fuck all with it.
 
I do like how every discussion about the setting is Goldmask fags ignoring that the Greater Will is just the Demiurge and the Lovecraft references.

Ranni is the good ending because her faction actually breaks the conditioning (Blaidd) and wears tinfoil hats (Iji).

Goldmask see’s people breaking the conditioning and not consuming seed oils and makes it so no one can break the conditioning or refuse seed oils (he’s a member of big sunflower). His mask doesn’t even block out the anti-Christ, it makes you love the Anti-Christ.
 
I do like how every discussion about the setting is Goldmask fags ignoring that the Greater Will is just the Demiurge and the Lovecraft references.

Ranni is the good ending because her faction actually breaks the conditioning (Blaidd) and wears tinfoil hats (Iji).

Goldmask see’s people breaking the conditioning and not consuming seed oils and makes it so no one can break the conditioning or refuse seed oils (he’s a member of big sunflower). His mask doesn’t even block out the anti-Christ, it makes you love the Anti-Christ.
Yeah but I had to get the Elden Lord ending achievement and I'm not going to half-ass a dystopia
 
Sorry late reply.
Marika literally leading you to whatever. You have the guidance of Grace. The reason why you see the Phantom Tree is Marika. I don’t know what the fuck Radagon is supposed to be is he Marika’s sense of being a bootlicking faggot?
Isn't there a point of Godfrey also having a GW sparkle leading his way? Idk, making it dumb idiot god kinda ruins the point.

Also funny how a lot of Youtubers went "oh those poor Omens dindu nuffin" and then the DLC show the Hornset basically earned their entire race going extinct.
 
Sorry late reply.

Isn't there a point of Godfrey also having a GW sparkle leading his way? Idk, making it dumb idiot god kinda ruins the point.

Also funny how a lot of Youtubers went "oh those poor Omens dindu nuffin" and then the DLC show the Hornset basically earned their entire race going extinct.
The Omens still did nothing wrong, the Hornsent are all extinct and hate uncontrolled evolution, they were all about taming wildness.
The Omen just had the poor fortune to be born cursed by the Hornsent, I think it's in the Omen Hunter's masks description, but it's said they're haunted by evil spirits, which we know know are the Hornsent.
 
Sorry late reply.

Isn't there a point of Godfrey also having a GW sparkle leading his way? Idk, making it dumb idiot god kinda ruins the point.

Also funny how a lot of Youtubers went "oh those poor Omens dindu nuffin" and then the DLC show the Hornset basically earned their entire race going extinct.
The Hornsent earning their genocide was something I wasn't actually expecting of the DLC. Not that it was exactly a twist, but Leda really under-sells it when she says they were never saints (probably due to her own lack of knowledge on just how dick-headed the Hornsent really were).
 
Yeah but I had to get the Elden Lord ending achievement and I'm not going to half-ass a dystopia
I just love how Ranni’s faction literally has a nigga wearing a tinfoil hat to keep out the Demiurge and the Black Knives only get him once he takes off the helmet.

Which drives the question? Did the Black knives at some point consume seed oils?
 
With current state of entertainment industry it is not suprising that they would try to exploit hype of game to create some shitty show or movie.
My only question is what even would this movie be about?
I could see it working out if they did something like Halo Legends or The Animatrix. But if it's live action it's all over. There is no way in hell that Elden Ring could work as a live-action product.
 
Sorry late reply.

Isn't there a point of Godfrey also having a GW sparkle leading his way? Idk, making it dumb idiot god kinda ruins the point.

Also funny how a lot of Youtubers went "oh those poor Omens dindu nuffin" and then the DLC show the Hornset basically earned their entire race going extinct.
The Tarnished as a whole are Marika’s back up plan in case no one goes and kills the Elden Beast and frees her/ kills her (it’s not clear). There’s lines that Melina gives you and what Gideon’s shit says. Her plan was Godfrey and his warriors being tie breakers in the event no one was strong enough to kill the Elden Beast.

The Grace sparkle is Marika’s doing. Even imprisoned in the tree she’s still a god. It’s why Melina can tell you what Marika is saying at certain sites.

Put all that together with the Nox, Magic + Moons, and the Ymir tranny stuff and the setting is Gnostic horror. The Greater Will is a retarded god and the Moon’s and magic allow you to pierce the veil/ gain wisdom to avoid eating HFCS and seed oils.
 
The absolute state dolly-botherers work themselves into when you point out their puppet is and was a major part of the problem.
 
To explain this further, Spinning Gravity Thrust goes on any collossal sword and makes you hit an enemy with a spinning drill attack about 438 times in a row, dealing bigly poise damage. However, it also makes each individual hit proc weapon grease, enchants and such. Try it with Bloodflame Blade for a good time.
It works on more than just colossal swords. Also works with normal greatswords and the great katana. Colossal swords are probably best though as I'm not sure if it uses fixed stance damage or a coefficient tied to the weapon. I'm unable to check rn and haven't seen any jewtube science on the topic. Also better for blood infusions unless the weapon has innate bleed as colossal swords have a disgusting bleed modifier. I'm not sure how well this would stack up vs bloodflame blade. My setup uses a blood infusion so it procs bleed almost always on the first use unless the enemy is turbo resistant to bleed.

Buffed (I'm lazy and just use golden vow/flame grant me strength), it can slap most bosses into next week with only two or three double uses. Using it with rotten sword insignia is practically a must. I don't think millicent's prosthesis as well is quite as necessary. Lord of blood's exultation/white mask is obviously also a must if using a blood infusion or bloodflame blade.
 
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