Still operating on blackout, so still won't read the thread proper, but more highlights of my adventures.
So after killing Rellana basically did what I always do, ignored the obvious path and went to the sides. Managed to end up in the creepy church and got something to do with the finger ruins! Yay! So I go there expecting some insane shit, play a whistle and get a fucking talisman... yaaay.... so I try to head to the other finger ruins to see if I get some cool shit going and enter Shadow Keep through the side door. Kind of waddle about through the place and come out the other side into the floating gardens zone. Very pretty but my god do I hate the spin to win faggots. Since I still have 0 idea how to reach the lower river part, I have no proper map, so I just go through the motions and find centipede rot lady. Takes me a few tries, but nothing too insane, though I did default to 2 colossal swords again. After that! a dead end.... ok game, ok.... Some shit about mesmers flames...
So then I just talk to the NPCs and they say some shit about Miquella's seal breaking and I remember "hey, what if I go back to the hole in the blue flower gardens?" Lo and behold a new path of adventure is open! HUZZAH! But before that, I creep around a bit more in the Shadow keep, notice some invasion options to take out the creepy chick obsessed with Miquelly or half naked horn guy, I did sort of convince the lady to kill the horn guy but ended up siding with horn guy. Anyway, while I was still debating that I find some crap in some sewers and find one of my favorite gimmicks, the casket that takes you on adventures! And I arrive into a lower area. Initially I was disappointment thinking it was just another arena for a fucking wicker man (did kill my first one in the starting area) but saw you could go down and down we went...
After multiple steps down, avoiding a couple of hippos, killing Rakhasha and stealing her set and so on, I arrive to a copy paste dungeon, kind of whince at this being my reward for going of the beaten paht but wait, the boss arena is elaborate?! I face off against inquisitor... something, was a cool fight and liked all of his little trickery, though the standard Guts smash manouver ended doing the fucker in. And to my greater glee, there is something beyond him.
A creepy area that reeks of the 3 fingers where torrent just declares he will not collaborate. So I get a Bloodborne dejavu with the fucking bulbous head things and proceed to try and stealth through and run like a madman when it fails. Finally manage to not fuck it up and find a manor with the lovely decapitated head display. Go in, do the little dungeon and my prize is Midra. Midra proceeds to kick my shit in multiple times with his "Sorry borblorglop" narrative prowess before I tap out and head back to the fissure, I'm assuming he's the "Laurence" of the DLC unless somebody corrects me on this (and if you quote me, please keep it spoiler free).
In the fissure, I do the area and do one of those leaps of faith that Fromsoft loves and find the Putrescent Knight. Honestly, it really reminds me of that art contest Vaati did to the winner, so part of me wonders if there was some inspiration there. Anyway, I don't know if I was just being a little bitch, but I was getting very frustrated with the damn thing. I did read some messages saying "go with holy" and with holy I went in, but the thing felt spastic and I was fucking up my attacks a ton. I was also going with greatshield strats which kind of worked and kind of didn't. Thanks to Rellana I already learned that jumping is huge for dodging some shit, so the ghost flame wasn't too bad, but the things tempo was still messing with me. Finally calmed down, dropped the shield for 2 great hammers and went in with the Holy Land ash to have some pew pew and we did a double KO, but it still fucking counted. Once I get my runes, find the flower lady, drink her juice... and die. did this a couple of more times since messages seemed to insist on it, then I thought "well, I got a cookbook, maybe I have to sleep in front of her or something" and it seemed to work (though not really since I went wiki hunting and you just have to drink 4 times...) and got the usual souls abstract lore "poor kind Miquella can't be a god!", which hope opens some sort of alternative ending.
So the DLC improved a lot for me once I bumped into the optional areas, the part that I always enjoy most in these games is the discovery and the weird shit I can bump into. Also, less recycled stuff, I haven't bumped into another dragon since I found 3 relatively early. The bosses I think are fine for the most part, I was being a bit of a bitch with the Putrescent Knight since it wasn't that hard to dodge once I stopped panic rolling and focused on his tempo and the horse leap double rush wombocombo which gave me fits at the start turned into a free heal and a hit at the end. Midra is still giving me shit but I'm assuming he's the hardass of the DLC and he at least doesn't heal. Also, using the flame protection miracle, plus golden vow and flame talisman does mean that I barely take damage from the fire itself, but I'm still getting used to Midra's tempo and his very quick flame bursts.Though nothing is really hitting the high of Friede, Ludwig or Gail, though I want to believe Mesmer will be it. I did really enjoy there being some St Trina and flames of madness content. Just missing a proper Godwyn... anything, have killed some dedicated knights, but I want something more imposing.