Elf Hate Thread

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Those splinter-dicked tree fuckers need to fuck off back to the woods they came from. Every time I see a fucking elf I just wanna rip those faggy knife ears off and use them as scalpels to put their testicles where their eyes are supposed to be and their eyes where their testicles go. Each and every one of them needs a boot shoved so far up their twinky little ass that they can taste shoe polish over the squirrel semen they've been drinking. Their disgusting hippy hair needs to be ripped off and stuck to their faggy little face with molten tar so they look halfway like a real man should.

I'm not particularly fond of them.

 

[Real Fakeman]

Orc hands wrote this post. Elf lives matter.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Sounds like a Nord is being jealous of how superior us Altmer are.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Fuck the knife-ears.

The only mistake Ysgramor made was he didn't finish them off.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

 

[FatMebius]

Elf women are hot. Elven males are failures.

 

[Arcade Gannon]

Sounds like you have low elf-esteem.

 

[The Boy Who Lived]

Puny humans don't understand their inferior role

 

[Levi]

T E D

T E D

T E D!!!

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Fucking faggots need to be tossed into the warp without a Gellar field.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Tolkien, Anime, or North Pole?

 

[Marche]

midget

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

They made me a scooter for christmas one year they're chill

 

[xXWild_DripXx]

Always Remember.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

I mostly hate elves because of how smug they were in the Lord of the Rings movies, Orlando Bloom's a nice guy but he played the smug up waaaay too much in LOTR.

Getting revenge in the Elder Scrolls games is cathartic.

Also the souls series deserves more credit. There are no elves.

 

[SITHRAK!]

>ITT: 70-year lifespan ‘humans’ cope and seethe

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Seen any elves? Ha ha ha ha!

 

[OG Swolemaster]

What if they eat a lot of potatoes, making them obscenely thicc?

 

[NoBueno]

 

[AMHOLIO]

elves are gay retards and i would not have sex with them